Sirius could be anywhere

Sirius could be anywhere.

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I don't why this made me lol so hard

>has one random line and never speaks again

Who the fuck is this kid?

Sirius could be anywhere, muh nigga

The ominous nigger

>the Dogon people of Africa learned from aliens hailing from the Sirius star system
>Sirius BLACK

JK woke af yo

holy shit trips

Siriusly Black

Except he doesn't say that

not seen the flick

what does he actually say?

>trips
those are quads, dubtard

RELAX AND TAKE NOTES

WHILE I TAKE TOKES

FROM THE MARIJUANA SMOKES

So what is the deal with him? Don't try to tell me that fan base as autistic don't write whole back story

fpbp

He looks at Harry and says

It's the ten crack commandments, what?
Nigga can't tell me nothing about this coke
Can't tell me nothing about this crack, this weed, my hustlin' niggas
Niggas on the corner I ain't forget you niggas, my triple beam niggas

I've been in this game for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step-by-step booklet for you to get
Your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule Nombre Uno: never let no one know
How much dough you hold cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up
Number 2: never let 'em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
Take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number 3: never trust nobody
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up
Number 4: I know you heard this before
"Never get high on your own supply"
Number 5: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em "bounce!"
Number 6: that goddamn credit? Dead it
You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!
7: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely separated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number 8: never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me:
If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'
Number 10: a strong word called "consignment"
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow

KEK

Literally who

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Bem

Is this a meme? I've been away fir awhile.
I think his name is Seamus

PASTA GUY IS SLEEPING. Take note its literally one autist

the meme is that he looks like biggie smalls

youtu.be/FCCiEo9Xpdc

>Call the crib, same number, same hood

PASTA GUY IS DEAD

Dead? No, just dead tired of trying to inform people about one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>Dead? No, just dead tired of trying to inform people about one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.
i admire your dedication

@78739163
Wow you really are a seething autist. I knew it

He literally doesn't do it for the memes though he thinks he can control board culture.

>That nigga Sirius could be anywhere, Harry.

Glad they stayed so true to the original book dialogue.

I love it when you call me Big Potta

Yes they're really stepping up their game.

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

Put ya hands in the aya, if you a quidditch playa

trying this hard

with this shitty pasta

nigga plz

He COULD be anywhere – but could he be in an adaption of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Yes! Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

> COULD be anywhere – but could he be in an adaption of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Yes!
nice intro famalam

>copy pasta

it's Biggie smalls

To the honeys gettin money playin wizards like muggles