Imagine being Clive in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Hershlag, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific Jewish Golem face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Clive and not only sit in that chair while Natalie Hershlag flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, NATALIE HERSHLAG LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking kike face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of brunettes and ex-supermodels and later alleged alimony candidates for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums of Coventry. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the brisket that's breaking out on her nasty taint as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Clive Owen. You're not going to lose your future A-list career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Imagine being Clive in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Hershlag, you fuckin' fine...
Imagine me. Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.
And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.
All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.
My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.
And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.
A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.
Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.
i bet her asshole was dirty
You'd be correct user
There's old candid pictures of her in a park picking her asshole
Found it.
Picking out that brisket.
Shame some fine gent couldn't help her out by using his tongue
Utterly disgusting
Jesus. What the she mean by this?
jewish fecal fixation bro
Still would
I wanna sniff her finger afterwards.
She probably had ass herpes and needed to scratch.
Decent pasta
>Hershlag
That names fits so much going by those pictures.
Do any of you actually pick your ass at home, let alone in public? Be honest.
The most I do and most males is probably touch your junk in private, but in public, and as a celeb knowing that there are pap everywhere? Seriously, wtf what kind of fetish is this?
>Do any of you actually pick your ass at home, let alone in public? Be honest.
Sometimes I do, but my ass is always clean.
Not since I've been thoroughly washing out the rectum in the shower (since I was 13).
Like, putting soap atleast 2 inches inside and rinsing out.
How do you rinse inside your anus?
You open it.
Cusp water in your hand and put it up there.
I always wash good because when the Bull gets tired of the misses..
well, he's gotta pound somethin
that's just ambient occlusion.
DO YA LIKE HIS CAWK?
DO YA LIKE HIM CUMMIN' IN YA FACE?
i think shes readjusting her panties