/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

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Ortega bless

Is conduit a meme fighter

>Lee doesn't make weight
>Khabib jumps right in
STFU and let me dream

Natty GOAT

schooby bless you

FUCK kevin leeroid

Thanks brother don't let the h8rs get to you

>there will be no suspension for Jon Jones if he proves the supplement was tainted

LMAO just get rid of the USADA farce already. it's beyond obvious it's smoke and mirrors at this point

post some lewd rose for my folder. help a brother out /heem/

Kevin Lee never misses weight.

Bist du schwul?

>if he proves the supplement was tainted
How do you prove that?

cant miss weight if you dont weigh in amirite

Source?

Be careful

youtu.be/8kMxN8GN208

>dcfags

who knows but it's an obvious loophole that Jon will 100% pursue

youtube.com/watch?v=aGJymPjnYdE

starts at 4:31

plz dana

>implying the supplement he gave last time was what made him pop
oh user

lee will still fight, only tony will be fighting for a title though

Lee wont make it, Anderson Silva will step in and save the card

I swear to fucking god PLEASE just let me watch Tony fight, I just want to watch that weird ass fucker fight somebody for the love of god

tony gets bigger in the off-season than silva. book it dana

That's only if Lee actually weighs in and is overweight. If he doesn't weigh in at all the fight is off.

The OP is very important to this Canadian sperg

>khabib weighs in on 5 minutes notice

>a title

hmmmmmmmm

post yfw pic related steps in and gets the interim belt he is already in vegas

I think Lee is just doing this on purpose, hes probably on weight in the back sitting there with a goofy look on his face

he will still weigh in even if he misses the cut...he wants to get paid

Warum? War ne ernst gemeinte Frage...

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

someone post the lee chin rub pic

there was a challenger who got extra time, I can't remember who. and dc would've gotten extra time but he did the towel meme

>he thinks lee isn't running scared from El Cucuy

Speak english nigger

...

Wasn't the thing with DC that you have to try to make weight and then if you miss you get an additional two hours?

>supplement
Dick pills are a supplement?

jewlwani is saying lee is about to weigh in

Why would Lee rehydrate as late as possible before a world title fight just as a joke?

lee is shook already can't even make weight

Imagine how badly he would crumble with a mcgregor fight

Tony is the man to win

Friendly reminder that if Lee wins, he will be the first black champion in a major organization.

Don't you just feel fucking bad for Fergo?
Enough is fucking enough.

ty, impeccable timing

Lee will never sniff a McGoober fight

Stop posting this juiced up bum

JUST

>replying to spammer

Dont be rude faggot. So, are you into cocksucking or not?

Or what you little bitch you won't do shit about it

There must be a inside man in the UFC orchestrating all this fuck ups

>spikes Jones drinks
>poisons Khabib
>adds extra calories to Lee's food

>Kelvin "The Motown Phatass" Lee

kevin lee is a faggot. wow.

Don't mind Lukas, he's been very irritated by the recent banter

I'm backstage with Lee right now. He's trolling everyone his weight is fine!!

you're right

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I JUST WANT T SEE FERGI FIGHT AGAIN. FUCK YOU KHABIB AND DOUBLE FUCK YOU LEE

THREE MINUTES, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Can a bong help me out and give me the best odds on sperg winning tommorow?

>not having habib as a backup

Did Lee miss weight?

LOL JUST

>that insecure faggot stretching his arms like that to seem big

Lmao fucking shoulderlet

Lee said he was 174 after the open workout. I thought that was pretty fucking high two days out, even for a guy with a lot of muscle. He was also downing water like crazy, so it didn't look like he started draining out. I guess this is the new way to duck el cucuy

AHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MIDGETS AND FLUSHED FATTIES TOMORROW

only a jew would call this an "amazing thing"

Lee waited until the last minute for the Chiesa fight too

He'll be fine

The only thing Khabib's good for is backing up.

Can brooks fill in? Is that allowed? Joe Soto fought TJ on 24 hours notice

>all these doubters

Lmao he coming

i am going to laugh so hard if lee misses weight that americans will hear me

Second time tony TKO's his opponent by scale. 5d chess master.

LMFAO @ the absolute state of the h8rs lifes you guys really are pathetic

LKL BTFO /HEEM/

It's legal.

HOLY SHIT KEVIN LEE MISSED WEIGHT

is this spainsper and scatposter?

>jewriel trying his best to create drama

ahahahahaha

@78738515
Look at that beta positioning, sticking his arms out like that. What a manlet

LEE IS HERE BOI

Tony is the most feared man at 155

>The Shitty of Lee

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Did he make weight? What's happening??

LEE MISSED WEIGHT AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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he has an hour. dc would've gotten two wtf?

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO BELT FOR LEE BUT HE STILL HAS TO FIGHT

IF FERG WINS HE GETS BELT

What a fucking moron

>too smart to win belts

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I guess lee won't become the first black UFC champ after all

>156

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HE HAS AN HOUR TO LOSE A POUND