The Ewok Line correlates the birth year of a person and the subsequent appreciation of Ewoks...

The Ewok Line correlates the birth year of a person and the subsequent appreciation of Ewoks, fictional teddy bear-like creatures from the 1983 film Return of the Jedi. Those born on or before May 25, 1973 have a low appreciation of the film's creatures, while those born after this date have an affinity for them. This is because those who saw the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi, which was released theatrically on May 25, 1983, who were 10 or under still loved their teddy bears, giving them an increased appreciation for the Ewoks.

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I was born in '89 and I dont think they're good or bad. Then again, I didn't obsess too long over a movie so clearly made for children.

Ewoks were never cute

I'm indifferent to it.

I was born in 1998 and I hate them.

Graph was obviously made by an old fucker who is out of touch with reality

I was born in '91 and I dislike the Ewoks.
Sounds like your theory is utter shit.

I was born in 1991 and I love them. I still count Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor as canon.

I was born in 1991 and I think that the only star wars movies that remotely resemble a product that adults can watch are the first and second ones, ANH and ESB, I couldn't care less about the Ewoks movie

1993 and I'm ambivalent towards them

Born in 1982. Like the OT (still think is overrated), despise the Ewoks. Almost ruined the movie.

95 babby, I didn't think that the ewoks ruined return of the jedi. Pretty indifferent toward them.

Wasnt this from how i met your mother

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born in '82, can confirm, i love ewoks. anyone who wouldnt want to live in a comfy ewok village partying all day and having bbqs and shit is a gigantic faggot

88, I think they are trash.

dawwwwww

If they all looked like this they'd be legitimately terrifying

kush had me like

kek

George wanted to put an ewok wookie hybrid in the movie called an ewookie. The man had no self control.

>1990

I don't mind Ewoks, but they could have been done better. And the (alleged) original idea with the wookies is far superior.

>anyone who wouldnt want to live in a comfy ewok village partying all day and having bbqs and shit is a gigantic faggot
>live in
>ewok village
>having bbqs
user...

ok that's adorable

I was born in 1980, and to me ewoks don't make sense.

I rather be alone.

>All these fucking underages

I can't confirm it either, but building the second deathstar using Wookiee slaves and then rising up to join the rebels seems so much better. George is working on the biggest film series ever and says "no that's too expensive, we'll just hire midgets and make tiny suits"
Like how can 1 person be such a visionary, and also a jackass.

George...

>I was born in 1998
End this nightmare.

What?

I wouldn't know, but the point stands either way. Tons of young people don't care for the Ewoks.

>using Sup Forums past your 40's

Don't forget that the Ewoks ate the Stormtroopers and almost ate Luke and Han. If they decide they don't like you, swarms of the little guys will literally beat you to death and then feast on your corpse. Ewoks are hardcore.

kys

Don't forget that the ewoks were able to defeat an heavily armed army of storm troopers, and only suffered one loss, the same army that the rebels weren't able to repel at the begining of Empire.

Dropping $ome based af Ewok beats

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none of these are underage user.
they are all in their 20s. Didn't they teach basic math back in your day?

Neat

Not sure that follows. I liked Jar Jar Binks when I was a kid and I don't like Jar Jar Binks now.

>I liked Jar Jar until the anti-lucas shills taught me not to.

The worst thing you can say about the Ewoks is that they are too cute. Nobody would be complaining if they looked like evil gremlins. people just don't like something cute beating stormtroopers even if they are capable

If you are over 20 and still follow Star Wars, capeshit, video games to the point of obsession you should reconsider life choices.

I was born in 1976 and I hate Ewoks.

Ewoks were based.

They're not really that cute IMO. Wicket and the Woklings are adorable. I'd say most adults are kinda neutral-looking. Some are cute and some are creepy AF.

But I was born in the early 90's and I fucking hate ewoks. But I didn't fully watch RoTJ until I was an adult so maybe you're right, although what you're saying basically boils down to 'muh nostalgia' which is hardly exclusive to ewoks.

When I was a kid I wanted to have sex with the Ewoks.

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Truly they are the emperor's finest.

Ewoks look like bears with down syndrome

Ewoks look like small fat people dressed in old filthy carpets.

why are you spending your last years here you old fart?

They originally were Wookies

It should've been a bunch of wookies taking down the Empire. That would've been sweet

This is the only rational post in this thread

you kys yourself first

I was born in 1974. I have no love for Ewoks. Your line is bullshit.

Where's the Wicketposter?

Jesus Christ I hope I'm not still browsing Sup Forums in my 40s

>no despecialised edition of Return of the Jedi with the superior ending music instead of Yub Nub
I prefer the VHS special edition of RotJ for this song alone.
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why did lucas think this should be replaced by Yub Nub? Completely ruins the entire ending sequence.

You're here forever, user.

You have it the wrong way around, this replaced Yub Nub (the original ending music) from the 1997 special edition release of RotJ onwards.

>1983
I don't have feelings one way or the other.

Yub Nub is the original

I was born in the 90s and I think they were pretty shit famm.

Maybe later.

I was born in '91 and I hate the ewoks. They ruined an otherwise good movie.

'92 here.
That makes me 26, user.

It does not, user.

Yes, it does. I know my own age.. (birthday was 3 days ago)

I don't understand how purists prefer Yub Nub over this. It wasn't a terrible song but it didn't really feel like something you should end an epic trilogy with.

Well I was born in '91 and I'm only 25.

No you don't.

Wait, holy fuck. I genuinely told everyone I was 26. Nobody checked it.. Am I really 25?

fuck you, we own the internet you newb

the internet is owned by yuppie billionaires now.

hence why its so terrible

I must be a pretty severe outlier, as I have always fucking hated Ewoks, Wookies etc