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Are Sup Forums alcoholics/addicts? Does the constant atmosphere of dread we were born into (political correctness, government surveillance, looming nuclear war, etc) cause you to seek relief by any means necessary?

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God, who let you be a country?

No only weak willed cowards; escape reality by using the inebriated Jew.

I don't know, fellow 'nuck. I can't live off of rage and dread alone

Classic Mistake. OPs image is more interesting then his bullshit paragraph.

Globalists want us poor, lonely, uneducated and disenfranchise. This is a war of spiritual attrition, and when we lower ourselves with degeneracy we are killing the chance for a beautiful world.

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Thanks for advice, will improve shitposting

how did it end in horror?

hello friend, how are you this evening?

I'm 20 months sober after drinking until I passed out every night for years. The only thing that changed is that I'm much better looking now.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT?

news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-viral-tale-of-missy-the-cat-and-her-adopted-squirrel-baby-started-cute-and-ended-in-horror
Found it.

>how did it end in horror?

The cat ate squirrel, as cats do in real life and not in fucking Disney movies.

The squirrel ate it like a fucking ingrate

Kittens grew up and ripped the shit out the squirrel.

Still chuffed about Nigel, might actually have a drink user

I drink 8 cans of beer every two days. So yeah probably a bit of a problem. But I'm not feeling it yet.

Arigatou

It was an accident, and it was the kittens, not the mother. She dindu nuffin.
#notallcats

DUDE

>yes

kek, great joke irish friend :)

>Kittens grew up and ripped the shit out the squirrel.

Yeah, on the one hand, I feel bad for the squirrel. Raised among predators, believing them to be its friend. It should have been separated away from the kittens ASAP.

On the other, it would make an awesome animated short.

why do jews have that soulless stare?

Cat eat squrill
Snek eats cat it is the circle of life.
There are no "Muh feels" between animals

Because they've already been raptured, the trials and tribulations is the time we must spend ruled by devils who have inhabited the soulless bodies of God's chosen people.

Damn, that's an adorable af squirrel

more like a drank a baby's blood the night before and it's weighing on his conscience a little

Shit wrong webm

I'm a former addict its nice to have a clear head when all this is going on

FML I give up it is too hard on my phone

I watch anime.

What exactly is Thunderbird, and why would he tape up the mic jack?

No bags under your eyes and no bloated stomach? Women don't actually have ridiculous standards.

A month of running and sit up and no take away and I'm as slim as the gay guy in my office. I just pooped it all out.

You can upload webms from your phone!?

kek

Was for many years. Decades. Gave it all up years ago. Zero interest now. Which I never would have imagined. Before most of what you mentioned. So, an emphatic no.

This thread has so much ADHD it's funny.

What do you live for? Genuinely curious (will assume it's Happenings)

You did. By failing all those invasions in 1775, 1812, and 1813.

Droid dude

>No bags under your eyes and no bloated stomach

That and abs and veins all over my arms. I hit the gym hard.

>Women don't actually have ridiculous standards.

Maybe, but I still dont' have a gf

>A month of running and sit up and no take away and I'm as slim as the gay guy in my office. I just pooped it all out.

Glad to hear it mate. The shti we do to our bodies with this stuff can get fixed right up with some discipline.

Because he knows that your computer spies on you using those.

>hit the gym for 6 months
>got a date this weekend, gonna get her drunk af

the fuck is with that image
anyone got an explanation?

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I'm an alcohol
not that it matters

Yeah but not because of dread or whatever. I was born in '71, I've done drills for what to do when the bombs come ect. That never really bothered me then. When I found out what M.A.D. was I talked to my grampa and he said that nobody in charge would ever willingly die for their beliefs. And I realized that he was right, and I've never had a second of worry since then. I basically spent my entire life being glad that I didn't have to do the kind of shit him and my other grampa had to do in ww2.

Honestly, I just drink because it's stupidity in a bottle, and that helps me deal with the fact that I gave up my academic interests to cash in during the energy boom and am completely surrounded by people who did the same thing, except for the part about being interested and educated in anything else, ever.
I have this massive network of friends who are basically worthless to hold a conversation with. They're good people, some of them would hide bodies for me and I'd do the same for them.
But they bore the shit out of me.

Until I get the first 5-7 drinks in me, then everything is great for the rest of the night.

This idea of letting broad trends actually affect you, it's because you're too fucking compartmentalized and removed from the world around you.

The barbarians are always at the gates, they've always been at the gates and they'll always be at the gates. That's never ever going to change.

But you still need to eat shower shit and sleep until you stop breathing, so you might as well focus on doing that as comfortably as possible, because that's something you can actually affect change upon without having to wait for anybody else to help you.

And part of you knows this, and dreads the process, as you should, and your subconscious distracts you with the doom and gloom that infotainment pundits and political marketers foist upon you, precisely just to direct and retain your attention.

I want him to go zuck on one of these.

I don't drink or do drugs, not even prescription pills.

How is anyone this dense?

>lol

although I can't blame you since why would you know about drugs since you dont do em

which is pretty cool. Why don't you drink or do drugs? I respect it (only if you're under the age of 21 though, otherwise its easy)

i meant to say:

>not even prescription pills.
lol

>Tape over webcam and mic
Now I feel less crazy.