Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Jack (John) Traven, John Constantine, John Wick, Don John, John Rain...

>Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Jack (John) Traven, John Constantine, John Wick, Don John, John Rain, "John" (Generation Um), Jonathan Harker And Jack Fenton

I just realized Ezra Miller is the shitty low budget version of Keanu Reeves.

>Thomas

protip: john is a common name, rendering keanu an everyman

Except Ezra can act

Damn. Keanu looks like THAT?

...

Come at me bro

>That skinny as fuck, turkey neck dredd
Bad promo pic.

This reminds me that Jeremy Renner is just a shitty version of based Karl Urban.

2 YEARS IN THE ISOCUBES, PERP.

'no'

I always wanted a team up of Arnie, Sly and Willis in "Triple John"

John Matrix
John Sparten
John McClain

>John Sparten
>not John Rambo

Dude are you serious right now?

so are we just going to steal topics wholesale from reddit?

It's the same internet, man.

What topic? All I see is a bunch of names.
Also,
>implying Sup Forums hasn't been a reddit scum crossposting hub for years

I am, I'm afraid. Rambo wasn't as charasmatic as Sparten. It wasn't an easy decision

John is a great name.

Am I the only one that sits like this on the toilet when taking a shit?

I squat on the seat for maximum erotic pleasure.

On that note, the biggest missed opportunity of the 90s was a Lethal Weapon / Die Hard crossover.

technically DIe Hard and Commando crossed over due to teh fictional state the baddies were fighting for was in both

WE WUZ METHOD

>the biggest missed opportunity of the 90s was a Lethal Weapon / Die Hard crossover.
They did a parody though. It was good. Bruce willis even did a cameo as mcclane and samuel l jackson was just a regular main character.

Best parody

Are you telling me that's not a picture of Keanu Reeves?

That shit was funny! Highly underrated comedy.

Bruce Willis looks exactly like my dad

WHOOSH

so John-eric.