>Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Jack (John) Traven, John Constantine, John Wick, Don John, John Rain, "John" (Generation Um), Jonathan Harker And Jack Fenton
Johnny Utah, Johnny Mnemonic, Jack (John) Traven, John Constantine, John Wick, Don John, John Rain...
I just realized Ezra Miller is the shitty low budget version of Keanu Reeves.
>Thomas
protip: john is a common name, rendering keanu an everyman
Except Ezra can act
Damn. Keanu looks like THAT?
...
Come at me bro
>That skinny as fuck, turkey neck dredd
Bad promo pic.
This reminds me that Jeremy Renner is just a shitty version of based Karl Urban.
2 YEARS IN THE ISOCUBES, PERP.
'no'
I always wanted a team up of Arnie, Sly and Willis in "Triple John"
John Matrix
John Sparten
John McClain
>John Sparten
>not John Rambo
Dude are you serious right now?
so are we just going to steal topics wholesale from reddit?
It's the same internet, man.
What topic? All I see is a bunch of names.
Also,
>implying Sup Forums hasn't been a reddit scum crossposting hub for years
I am, I'm afraid. Rambo wasn't as charasmatic as Sparten. It wasn't an easy decision
John is a great name.
Am I the only one that sits like this on the toilet when taking a shit?
I squat on the seat for maximum erotic pleasure.
On that note, the biggest missed opportunity of the 90s was a Lethal Weapon / Die Hard crossover.
technically DIe Hard and Commando crossed over due to teh fictional state the baddies were fighting for was in both
WE WUZ METHOD
>the biggest missed opportunity of the 90s was a Lethal Weapon / Die Hard crossover.
They did a parody though. It was good. Bruce willis even did a cameo as mcclane and samuel l jackson was just a regular main character.
Best parody
Are you telling me that's not a picture of Keanu Reeves?
That shit was funny! Highly underrated comedy.
Bruce Willis looks exactly like my dad
WHOOSH
so John-eric.