/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

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BISPING IS SHOOK

duck vs duck

DRINK WATER BUDDEH

Based

October 28th

Rare flag

Very cringe when micheal bisping tries to trashtalk, he's not that good at it

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GSP BTFO

>it's written in the contract
so just say yes you fucking faggot. fuck both these niggers.

Reem bless lads

Shaub and Bisping posters should be publicly executed

Oh is there another press conference for GSP vs Bisping?

Neat

>"c-can I help you, Miss?"

>Who is your boy?

FIRST PERSON TO BEAT GS0 AND SILVA

BISPING IS ON FIRE

THE SOLDIER OF STEROIDS

>soldier of steroids

Soldier of steroids

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>40 year old anderson
>40 year old gsp
wow it's fucking nothing

>yfw bisking gets gsp so worked up that he says something racist

please happen

:)

gsp is fucking shook

BISPING

HOLES

THAT

CANT

BE

FILLED

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

Was Bisping just making a homophobic remarks?

Serious question.

Is Conor McGregor the most hyped up sportsperson ever, that has never actually been above average?

I mean, I like him. Makes the sport interesting and the meme fight with Mayweather was entertaining in a comical way. He's brought a lot of attention and money to UFC/MMA.

But let's get real here. I think I could probably beat him. MMA or boxing.

I'm trying to think of a more hyped up sports star. The closest I can think of is David Beckham but even he was clearly above average in terms of ability, success and talent. Any other nominations?

Told you guys Bisping has good boxing

Michael Bisping

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Bisping verbally "beating" GSP who speaks english as a second language. How does Bisping get so many easy matchups?

>brooks vs lentz off, paige vs eye off, andrea lee off
you guys okay with this?

This is a bit shit isn't it lads
Not bad but it barely got going

yeah but in a way that's subtle enough that he doesnt have to any LGBT outreach like Werdum.

gay Jesus!!!

>"sup you"
>"We gud?"

dana is such a slob

Bisping vs GSP conference
youtube.com/watch?v=brfBImsXR6k

>I will fight you for free
what did bitchping mean by this?

Did Joanna and Rose even talk?

I see yuu son boi

this card wont sell.

lentz somehow can't make LW now
paige is a basket-case
andrea has to get usada testing since she is a juicette

yeah, even more than Cody and TJ

It wasn't meant to, it was Dana's way of fucking woodley over

Paige is pulling out more than her boyfriends

It will sell 700k

I enjoyed it desu. Less man drama than a McGoober conference, but still a decent amount of entertainment due to Bisbong

I hope it wont, fuck'em both

physically seething

fug I missed 15 minutes

give me tldr :)

Rose's Apathetic gimmick is really shit

Rose can't handle the mental toughness at the top. She looks like she's going to sob into her therapy dogs fluffy ass.

What Bisping say about roach

I wanted to see PVZ and Eye's 125lb bundas

Rose looks like she'd been dragged behind the barn at a gunpoint

lmao rose looked like she was about to cry

GSP IS A MANLET HAHAHAHAHA

GSP SHOOK LOL

You'd look like that too if you had pat barry's flabby naked body on top of you every night

GSP SWEATING

how shook was GSP, lads?

gsp did the right thing.

pat barry has hurt her more than joanna ever could
and not to be lewd but so did her father

which female ufc fighter do i fap to

Would you rather fight Pettis or Gaychi ? Who really won ? Consider that Eddie is getting TUF money too

>AYY AV MAID A EYUGE MISTEK
>DA STAK IZ NOT GOOD

Cody: You move camps a lot TJ
TJ: Yeah, and I learn new things

JJ: I am happy to fight in MSG again
Rose: I need some water

I have a feeling Bisping is going to get destroyed and retire

>now for this literally wgaf ufc 216 card

He has beaten three champions (Holloway, Aldo, Alvarez) and beaten title contenders (Diaz). If the FW and LW divisions are "below average" that isn't his problem.

Damn son.
CTE is one hell of a disorder

they're not heavyweights they're midgets i'll fight either of them

Pettis

HEEM REAR-NAKEY

>If the FW and LW divisions are "below average" that isn't his problem
lol they're both way above average

cool

Meegan

Is 170 the middle of the road then?

rose

Gaychi is so much of a rendneck it gives me the chills

Especially that fucking eyes tattoo is so 90s and trashy

she hasn't fought in the UFC though

>mcgregor fans
>counting beating a 9 fight prospect holloway 5 years ago as beating a champ

Is GSP cutting height?

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Check the record, Dom

bisping was wearing boots

Bisping has amazing hair desu

so was GSP you mong

youtube.com/watch?v=GXua_u_-Tjo

gsp is going to take bisping down at will lol

diaz has never been a contender
holloway was a very green prospect that an elite high-profile prospect conor was supposed to beat

Better than balding Luke

You can just picture the obese slob giggling to himself in his mother's basement

Jimmy Smith is so underrated.

>that balding feel
STOP

He fought for the title once.

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simmons body is fucking disgusting.

Pretty sure Nate fought Bendo for the title at 155. He was run through.

There is always a bigger fish