Be french

>be french
>be named pierre
>your name means "Fart!" in finnish :D :D :D

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well hello dhere farder :D :D

pls stop

suomi wins again

whad is dhe firsd dhing a frenchman says? :D :D :D
BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP because his name is pierre :D :D :D

Good thing that no one speaks Finnish then.

Can we talk about how half your language is made of Italian profanities ?
Cazzo mierda, Antti ?

bosd examble, fartman :D

>Pierre the months
>= Pierre le mois
>= Pieru lemuaa
>FART STINKS :DDD

BRRRRRRAAAAAAP

>his """""""""""""language"""""""""""""" is an another variation of latin
>his """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""language""""""""""""""""""""""""" has genders for objects
>there are more black africans who speak french than native frenchmen in france
you cant make this shit up

>pierre pascal
>means farting while shitting :DDD

ebig :DDDD

Oh Funland, I can't be mad at you :)
I just spent a year in your country, and everyone was extremely welcoming.
No kidding, the second I mentionned I was French, those eyebrow-less faces just lightened up, and I was greeted with extatic cheers and moans.
I am barely exagerating, greatest country in Scandinavia (or at least in the top 5)

were you mad begauce you gouldnt eat frog legs and snails?? :D :D :D

Yep, France exported it's culture wolrdwide. At the same time, you are just GOBBLING American shit. Have you seen your youth recently ?

italiassa joku tyyppi jonka nimi oli pascal vittu :DDDDD

isnt there free immigration from algerie to france?

Nice, next time I see someone named Pierre, I'll be sure to tell him, :DD

>based French cuisine enables you to take a rather gross product and turn it into a delicacy
Well, you are welcome. Enjoy your reindeer meatballs, they are ok-tasting.

>talking shit about language
>Finland
>where the 5% of the population that owns most banks and businesses prides itself in not being Finn
It's time for your Swedish lesson, Tero. Or do you want to remain an inferior in your own country ? :DD

t. 3 terrorist attacks in a year

>reindeer meatballs
literally what

>being so irrelevant that no one wants to rebel against you
>not pissing off muzzies with caricatures of the prophet
>not being involved in wars abroad
But why should I expect you to know what being part of a real country feels like.
Happy 100th anniversary, though :DD

>be american
>be president
>your surname means "Fart!" in english :D :D :D

But Latin is breddy gud

>his """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""language""""""""""""""""""""""""" has genders for objects
>as if it's something bad
fugging bleb

Pierre also means 'stone' tb h

Stone hard fart

>I will never be a Finnish shitposter

Finns truly are shitpostmasters

>be japanese
>be named kaki
>your name means "poop" in hebrew

kakki also means poop in finnish :D :D

mmmh...what does "Paska" mean?

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(((wow)))

why do you gall losd souls "anime ass" :D :D?

perkele :DDD jews confirmed finns fugg :DD

...

voi ei!

Hey, kakkaa means poop in Egyptian too

Because hentai claims the souls of its viewers

anime is best :D
and asses :DDD

>kakka and kakki both mean poop in finnish
WE WUZ KHANZ AND KANGZ AND JOOS

Entire middle east was finnland after an month's

delete this :-DDD

A forbidden celebration, perhaps?

>greatest country in Scandinavia (or at least in the top 5)
fucking kek

a delicacy maybe

We wuz sumerians and shit

Creo que paska significa mierda, pero puedo ser equivocado

el egipciANO

Pierre really? It's peer.

France v Suomi tickles my sides

I used to namefag on /esp/ with this title.
Good times.

>>his """""""""""""language"""""""""""""" is an another variation of latin
You kind of need that as a requirement when your country is the successor of the Roman empire.

>pieru, fart
>piereä, pieraista; infinitive form of to fart
>piere, singular second person imperative of piereä

HIS NAME MEANS STONE
IN HIS OWN LANGUAGE
MDR

>"tu seras la Pierre sur laquelle sera bâti mon Eglise"
How is that embarassing? Go back to being a French puppet state Tunisia.

Please no
Tunisia is the only example of a successful Arab spring transition we have
It prevents me from killing myself

This
Tunisians are bros

They are, but this one is a certifiied shitposter and doesn't meet the standard set by other Tunisians.

t. Bilal Moktar

oi voi, tämä todella saa minut ajattelemaan

>The mad as fuck frenchies ITT

Lmao

Nah, I think it's pretty nice.
Your pasty ass, on the other hand...

Stay mad Fart

>eats snails and frogs
Deligacy :DDDDDDDDDD

No you don't.

Pierre Pascal :DD

England is French

Our culture has spread far and wide

>be finnish
>be named pekka
>your name means "little penis" in british

>Pierre Pascal :DD
>fart having a shit :DD

Ok, have an example.

Take this sorry bastard right here If you ever ask one of his fellow countryman to cook a perfectly fine piece of veal, he is going to boil it with mint, and serve it with strawberry jelly.
On the other hand, we can make even a fucking gasteropod not only edible, but tasty as hell.

It's a historical fact that the Wewuzian Dynasty of Egypt, the first to rule over the north, was founded by refugees and retired generals fleeing the impotent Finno-Korean Hyperwar

*smacks lips*

DAS RITE

What does peder mean in finfish?