Ask a white, Slavic non-Jew who's an Israeli anything.
Daily reminder why this place is hell:
1. 300% (literally) pricing on everything
2. Terrible climate
3. Nothing's allowed without government-tier licenses
4. No culture in the slightest
5. Government straight ahead goes "Nope you can't develop and earn money, but hey here's a new tax you must pay!" type of thing.
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Horrible taste in music desu
Well I'm glad I don't give a damn about other's opinions and do as I please then.
OH! Take it easy
...
Bumpin'
>tfw 5 days home and haven't played anything seriously
>tfw got today and tomorrow and it's back to base again
Well at least I've finished reading Time of Contempt and started Baptism of Fire, brings me closer to an orgasmic TW3 playthrough every day.
u r russian tight
why are you in israel if you aint đuuu
What?
right*** lolzzzz
>Terrible climate
too hot?
What about the women, they seem to be hot.
>Disgusting humidity
>Temperatures are too high
just save me the trouble and post your face in the op
>tfw this is what will drive me away from Sup Forums eventually
Why is there no Israeli general? There are so many Israel posters
it's the same 5 people every time I think
Don't they post in /mena/?
no way a girl this beautiful posts here
>slavic
>White
hm
do you like shakshouka
Sure, but I'd take my flag out of that shithole if I could
Well I found something else to do, I'll check around if anything interesting happens once in a while
Sup Forums isn't your personal blog, lady.
It is if I say so, is there anything you can do to stop me?
Rude.
Why
what is your position on footfags
Do you post porn is Sup Forums?
>1. 300% (literally) pricing on everything
Of course it's more expensive than ukraine.
You should try switzerland or Norway.
>2. Terrible climate
Mediterranean, the best in the world.
>3. Nothing's allowed without government-tier licenses
I bet you can't even drive a car without a license.
Really hell.
>4. No culture in the slightest
Let me guess, you don't speak hebraic.
BASED ITALY
Disgusting
No
>Of course it's more expensive than ukraine.
You should try switzerland or Norway.
It's that while you earn almost nothing
>Mediterranean, the best in the world.
Absolutely diagusting
>I bet you can't even drive a car without a license.
Really hell.
"You want to modify your own car and ready to spend house priced amounts to do it? too bad not allowed!" kind of thing
>Disgusting
mfw
How do you feel about the holacaust?
???
I don't
pls be in Netanya
Why tho
Gotta bump
reccomend more music I like your taste
also do you have proper israeli (jew or arab) friends? or do you just stick to an ex-ussr community?
There is literally nothing wrong with being a footfriend
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>also do you have proper israeli (jew or arab) friends?
I don't really have any proper friends, but yeah I have a Jew or two as friends.
define proper friends?
thanks
are you studying or do you work?
My personality is really damn cold, The only things I seek are my inner peace and stability, I'm not sexual, I don't like unnecessary emotions, I don't like the whole "We're young and we're free" dynamics and warmth.
I'm absolutely socially retarded (Also thanks to me being ex-commie), don't know how to act in social situations, you never hear me when I'm with people (Now add all that into relationships with guys and all that crap)
I'm incredibly egoistic and only care about myself and my family.
Now go ahead and think how easy it is for me to have friends.
Military
do you like what you do? why fight for a country you hate?
>do you like what you do?
After enough whining I've got a role on which I just sit on the internet all day and do nothing.
>why fight for a country you hate?
I wouldn't fight for any country no matter what country it is.
Military is mandatory here
>After enough whining I've got a role on which I just sit on the internet all day and do nothing
kek
how did you manage that?
>Military is mandatory here
oh how shit
were you born there?
well at least you're self-aware
I've got into border checkpoints which is a half-assed combat role, suddenly when I get to my new place I see people who don't do anything as ""dispatch"" role, whine for like a year that I fit there better, get role.
Absolutely self-aware and absolutely fine with it.
Time to bumpf
/r9k/-tier
so does israel just have armed forces personnel everywhere?
the armed forces are where they're needed. borders, jerusalem and problematic areas like the occupied territories.
1. How did you end up here? I mean most Russian people here are at least 1/2 or 1/4 Jewish or else they wouldn't have the ability to immigrate here.
2. How do you explain the fact that people from Russian origin here turn to be Liberman tier huge patriots who go to the army as fighters OR huge self hater Israelis who talk about mother Russia all day and burn US flags?
3. You can live everywhere on earth now - where will you choose? Will it be Russia (pic related)?
4. Are you a qt grill? if so pls marry me
Yeah I know
1. I've already answered this question a million times now
2. Dunno honestly, I just know that this place is hell.
3. Canada
do you have an israeli accent when you speak russian or a russian accent when you speak hebrew?
sort yourself out girl, you'll end up a basement dwelling recluse
1. didn't see
2. You don't know what a real hell is like. imagine being born in India, Pakistan, Indonesia or any arab/muslim country where you have to cover your hair, can't kiss in public or can't say fuck the gov without going to jail
3. spoken like a true Israeli-Russian
4. nvm about the marry thing, you don't look like my personal Russian waifu. you are a friend tier.
>1. I've already answered this question a million times now
>does AMA
>Does not bother to answer in the thread
Kill yourself
I've got a Russian accent when I speak Hebrew
w0t
Oh how great, I don't live in a third world catastrophe but in a 2nd world catastrophe
This, she didn't answer about it even once in the whole thread.
Also she is blaming a country for her personal problems & autism, that's retarded.
shit thread.
>getting triggered over nothing, whew, someone forgot to take their pills today.
I'd rather live in India or Indonesia than Israel desu
Ignorance is a bless lad
the /r9k/ autism you've got, fix it or you will be a weirdo cat lady that'll eventually be eaten by her cats
By all means, who am I to stop you?
Well said, user.
I'm blaming the country for the Jews jewing Jews factor, even the """culture""" doesn't really bother me, I'm just disgusted by it and don't want to be a part of it.
I'm completely fine with my personality, I finally have goals in life and I don't give a damn about anything else.
>get's called out for a reasonable complaint
>le wew lad u mad bro?
why bother doing a thread if you don't wanna answer questions?
they all seem the same, some good bits to live in, loads of shit bits
israel seems more of warzone though
you may be fine with it but other people don't, you said it yourself. you will find it hard to go places in life if you're an antisocial smartass who thinks she's better than everyone and doesn't need other people. the world doesn't work that way unless you want to live in the wilderness in canada
>Wilderness in Canada with our own house and 2 pickup trucks
That's our family dream tho
>British media
Nothing can be done to save your brain.
Anyway just so you know I'm 22, live here my whole life and I've never experinced a war.
I don't get your logic but If you prefer to be born in a dictatorship, a full religous country or a place where you earn 2$ per month and can't feed your family over here, that's just like your opinion man.
Ok, your whole family has the 'tisms then? Why are russians so unfriendly
I actually got my information from a jewish guy I knew who loves Israel and a half English half arab guy who visits there.
would you not consider Israel a "full religious country"?
>never experienced a war
>what is lebanon part 2
>what is עמוד ענן
>what is צוק איתן
>what is the stabbening of 2015
I love it here man but be real
t. mixed Ashkenazi/Mizrahi
Way off desu, why specifically 2 pickup trucks?
If I can be an Atheist, Not practice any religion (or practice the one I chose nevermind which one is it) and do or say whatever the fuck I want about god or any religion I want, so no, I wouldn't call it a full religious country. I really don't think you know anything about this place but I don't blame you for it but those who give you false info
>first three
Never felt it in my city
>last one
Not a war, It's terror - another thing. Terror heppens in Europe too. We get more of it but again, I've never experienced it.
>I really don't think you know anything about this place
probably not, thanks for the info tho
You welcome bongbro
>It hasn't affected me so it didn't happen at all!
That's just according to my dad, my personal dream cars are Mazda MX5, Honda Civic Type R or Audi A6
The TLV really shows in this post
I said PERSONALLY not that it never happend
And even when it did, it was for some time, but some people like that guy thinks that all Israelis are living in a 24/7 war zone because that's what the media shows them. That's a fucking bullshit.
So why is your family living in Israel?
Actually explain.
Do you feel out of place in such a middle-eastern environment?
The stabbening really did make Israel a 24/7 warzone though
Distant ancient Jew grandpa from mom's side
And yeah I do, partly I'm the social retard I am thanks to that.
What do you think about this?
Does the heat get to you? I can't really imagine a Russian faring well in the mediterranean sun.
>social retard
Not only social
this
Disgusting
>Does the heat get to you?
Totally
???
Well I'm out for today if anyone wants to be in contact for lulz let me know.
See ya
>I hate people and am an autist
>feel free to be in contact with me hehe
?
Chatting in text is so much easier than real life you know, especially for autists such as myself.
will you send nudes?
Filtere'd
it's just bants m8
Is it true that 50% of Israel is Russians and Ukrainians who count as jews because their great grandfathers shook hands with a jew once?