What should we add to the remaining spots, Sup Forums?

What should we add to the remaining spots, Sup Forums?

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>Jennifer Lawrence fakes quirkiness

I don't think she will be attending this year. She's not nominated.

But maybe her and Amy Schummer do something OUTRAGEOUS.

some super ebin marketing stunt like
>muh selfie
a few years ago

White person cries during social justice speech
Unknown black actor in first 3 rows

I think she'll be there. Probably marketing for a new film or something. Keeping that buzz alive

>Brendan Fraser actually looks fine

Oh this is definitely happening.

Adding this one too

Some 2016 normie meme gets mentioned, I bet it's that damn Gorilla

>Adding this one too
Cool I'm part of something

This, ghostbusters or "White males" will be made fun of

>2016 was awful wasn't it hahahaah xD

calling it

More talk about black diversity or women diversity

>black man with white woman
>Amy Schumer mentions vagina while on red carpet
>Gosling makes the same smug face the whole event
>Deadpool appears
>"This is a Oscar for all the black people" speech
>Maryl Streep doesn't wins and get mad

Star wars wins anything

Someone's acceptance speech is about intolerance and has nothing to do with films or filmmaking.

Standing ovation for a liberal cause (diversity, environment, etc.)

Kimmel pulls off something about mean tweets

white guilt (free space)

foreign language movie winner butchering the english language in acceptance speech

close up of someone moved to tears by acceptance speech/award winner crying

Disney wins animation like always

Great ideas, it's almost like you produce this show.

Great one

Black people, racism, women, sexism, muslims, hispanics, and xenophobia virtue signaling/pandering. Could probably make that into multiple boxes because you know there is going to be a lot of it, especially after the """""controversy""""" about last years oscars being too white.

i dedicate this oscar to all my [identity politics friendly group]!

>La La Land joins the 11 club

THIS

if there is any justice in the world it won't even join the 1 club

Someone tries to start a forced meme and it blows up on Twitter.

Added "White people" joke.

leo winning last year mentioned in opening monologue

>Star Wars wins best visual effects with that abomination Leia and that doll Tarkin
>Star Wars wins sound mixing while beeing the weakest on that category

0% chance of happening

>being a divided country but hoping to respect everyone mentioned in opening monolog
>one sided bashing of anyone not liberal throughout

Something like this should be the free space

>something about refugees and immigrants
>something about how Hollywood has it so tough and that they live hard lives

Black people/movies win 1/3 of the awards. You know it's gonna happen to make sure no one complains this year.

I fucking hope Kirk Douglas gets to be an stage

>someone unironically says 'whitest audience ever'
>Travolta being fucking weird again
>actress on red carpet asks reporters why they don't ask actors about what they're wearing
>actress talks about pay gap as part of acceptance speech

Trump should be centre square

Some type of Putin/pee pee/Pepe memery

La La Land is this year's boyhood, gets nominated for everything, but leaves with 3 oscars max

Unfunny joke about changing the Hollywood sign

>Leo says some shit about the environment in his award presentation

What about this:
"Last Year's Oscars Too White Controversy is brought up" Probably too long

Finished!

An 'unexpected' presenter coming up in a 'le totally unscripted' and unfunny way
Will Ferrell comes to mind

Third rate celebrities are left out of the "In Memoriam" section like Miguel Ferrer

you could say that about anything

a presenter does improv

White person sheds a tear while black person talks about racism/oppression.

or

White person sheds a tear white a white person talks about racism/oppression.

Disney/Pixar movie wins animated feature

Added this

And this sorta

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>Capeshit ensemble team present an award

Some joke about an award's voting having been hacked/a play on popular vs. electoral

Also someone goes Brando/Leo with #dapl

Playing into that, at least two separate people use hashtags unironically on stage at some point

Wage Gap comment
"Digital shorts" with Kimmel inserting himself into scenes from the Best Picture nominations such as this youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8iRvQdSGA at 2:55

>Some joke about an award's voting having been hacked/a play on popular vs. electoral
A Russia/Putin joke basically?

Ben Affleck tries to kill himself.

>cringe inducing musical number that drags on.
Bonus points if it's thinly veiled about Trump, diversity, racism, etc

THIS

I'd say so, yeah. The smarmy mc types (Kimmel, right?) probably would

Chris Pine cries

Some celeb makes a relatively innocuous Pro-Trump comment that gets somewhat of a startled response in the crowd, which WaPo, HuffPo, Buzzfeed, etc. blow out of proportion

Second one is definitely happening. It might be Kimmel, but i think it will be Guillermo.
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When is the oscars?

Someone criticizing Trump to a standing ovation should be the free spot.

This, dubs confirm

Too many deaths and significant actor's death is snubbed

No white liberal virtue signaling should.

Yeah, I think this will end up being it.

Added a couple more spots.

Casey Affleck has an autistic/mumble filled acceptance speech
Memorial forgets a moderately well known actor

Special effects guys are way too pumped compared to everyone else

or

Early tech/makeup winners get played off during an emotional speech

some sort of pre-recorded 'suicide squad' bit with comedians/presenters/whatever trying to get to the show

also some sort of joke at M. Night Shymalan's expense, about him being back

Is there a version of this game that isn't exclusively about Sup Forums getting triggered?

>Memorial forgets a moderately well known actor
Added by popular demand.

>Not only did we witness many celebrity deaths this year, we also witnessed the death of democracy and America!

Women gets offended

Carrie Fisher takes up 90% of the In Memoriam.

Anti-trump remarks should be center square to be honest.

>muh black win is hope for america

going along with the other anti-Trump stuff, can totally see Alec Baldwin/Meryl Streep/someone impersonating him, or someone in general specifically mentioning him along with saying how Trump will be tweeting about it

Natalie Portman wins best actress category and makes a pro woman speech.

kek i like this one. added.

these usually apply to the foreign film guys. They are also the ones that don't give a fuck about the play off music
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Is Amy Schumer even going to be at the oscars?

I would add "Jimmy Kimmel continuously bombs jokes and is not funny"

someone talks down to every single hollywood actor/director/writer, in the theater, maybe a documentary film maker

A loser gives a great reaction image when the winner is announced.

this, talking about how they (singular) have the real passion/make the real art compared to the rest of hollywood

also a shot of Malia Obama next to Harvey Weinstein

That applies more to Fallon than Kimmel. Kimmel is pretty good as a host teebeeh

embarrassingly bad performance of oscar nominated song

The 2016 In Memoriam will be 20 minutes long.

It will be 2 minutes long and feature talent agents over foreign filmmakers or character actors

No. It will be it's own half-hour special, after the oscars are over.

Somebody complains about Capeshit movies

Where do you watch it, guize?

...

"La La Land sweeps awards"

It'll be all Carrie Fisher and everyone will whine "SHE WAS TAKEN SO YOUNG : (((."

Specifically whining about how more people watch capeshit than "real" movies or about how there's "too many" superhero movies

Love this one. 2 spots left.

Hmnn looks like diversity just meant more black people. LOL sorry Latinos and Asians you got scammed.

Someone tells everyone to tweet with a special hashtag

found the SJW