CHRISTANITY THREAD

I'm going to start to go to church for the first time. What kind of Christian denomination should i convert to Sup Forums?

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Eastern Orthodox, maybe Catholic but be careful with the new Pope. Eastern orthodox is best decision for now.

>2016 CE
>believing in sky wizards

GTFO atheistfags. I'm not asking for your opinion.

Mormonism. They are the only ones still devoted to the faith.

Catholics have a pro-choice fedora leader and protestants change with the political currents

>pick bible
>study verse by verse
>follow the teachings of our Lord
>prey every day and every night
Saved you money, familia.

What US state? Some denominations are more prevalent in certain areas.

t. Texan Baptist [cultural]

>I'm going to start to go to church for the first time
Why?
Try the Army, we're fun, I promise.

Illinois. Pls no bully.

I want to go to church and not the army. Sorry senpai. I bet the army is cool.

What's your motivation to join a church? Do you feel an empty void in your life you need to fill with mythology?