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/Dead careers general/

Literally who? Edition.

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This is why you shouldn't marry western women.

Alimony? Can't imagine child support for 8 kids is cheap either.

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How many fucking films did he play the Sherminator in? Surely he at least made enough that he doesn't have to work as a fucking waiter.

Apparently he blew all of it like MC Hammer.

I've been that restaurant many times and saw him. It's a really small town, just outside of Myerstown.

>look up imdb
>bit roles since '91
>two more bit parts in straight to dvd/streaming flicks in post
>5'10"

There it is, when will they learn.

His wife literally took all of his money. He used to be worth Millions.

Would you like to work more?

You fucking nigger made me kek out loud

Where do you live? Im in Ephrata. Wanna get a beer at the Lincoln House?

ginger benedict cumberbatch?

kek'd

he was good in Buffy as the werewolf guy, can't believe he ended up this way

the shermanator

But he's an inch taller than Iron Manlet.

it's true

but he still gets guest spots on tv shows according to imdb.

>less than 100 followers on twitter

Yes

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Gay/Straight?

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I'm a girl btw

Steven Anthony Lawrence

Was beans on even stevens, he works at a mall now. He's also like 5'2 tall and has this hairline at 25. Poor guy, at least he doesn't have to worry about paying alimony anytime soon.

Well, I'll still go for the drink but I'm not straight. Just thought I'd let you know bb

wait a minute didnt they both get rich off that show?

so they split, she keeps hers and he STILL has to pay alimony? and child support too??? say it aint so

He DJs at a bar down the street from me now. It's an awful tiny place with an awkward triangle shaped counter.

He has a boyish face, if he got rid of his hair and beard altogether he'd make a cute guy that someone might be into.

:(

This is the best one. Talk about hitting rock bottom...

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i look exactly like this guy but i'm 5'9"

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>go on wiki to see what Jeffery Jones has been up to lately
>oh shit...

JUST

JUST

How is 'getting assassinated by jews' anything related to this thread?

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If you're not shaving off your hair already, do it. It's much better to be bald than balding.

>Casper was both handsome and typical blockbuster decent acting

Capeshit came too late for him...
Also Diz > Carmen and the actresses too.

If he waits tables and DJ's he ain't no millionaire anymore.

LEL

He looks happy

Shit, I'll probably have that hairline at 25 too
I'm 20, already got the w pattern
Haha JUST ahahaaa...

He was a minor character at best. He didn't make a lot off of those.

Just take finasteride and you'll be able to arrest the hairloss process. Some people lose ground anyway but it's much slower than if you weren't on it.

Was he only in the 1st movie? They must've got much more money for the sequels.

>At least he doesn't have to worry about paying alimony
No he just has to worry about paying women to sleep with him.

>typical blockbuster decent acting
He had substantially less charisma than most. Comparable guys get in action movies these days too, but they're also forgotten after a year and never work again too.

i will never understand how women can rationalize it especially when it's that extreme

imdb.com/name/nm0654104/

>it's much better to be bald than balding

I wish more people would realise this

Chris Owen net worth: $200 Thousand
And he still has acting jobs, why would he work at a sushi restaurant? You are full of shit.

Shut up, lad. The Shermanator is ledge

200k is chump change for someone that's been in as many movies as he has.

>be semi ugly teenager with dream of acting
>know you're ugly, don't mind taking loser roles, just want chance to achieve your dreams
>work hard land expected loser part in huge successful movie
>act heart out and become one of the most memorable parts of it, even though role is small
>keep working hard to turn success into major career
>get some lesser parts, nothing hits as big as first film
>ohshit.jpg
>it never turns around, end up waiting at sushi restaurants to make ends meet
>kid on the way, girlfriend cheating on you with coworker
>buy bottle of rum and go on Sup Forums to forget life and laugh at cruel memes of actors that made it instead of you
>see this thread

So guys, whats the least painful way to kill yourself?

Tom Hardy
Tom Cruise
Ryan goslet
Hollywood is the realm of manlets tall fag.

Benedict Cumberbatch on the right.

Damn, I look amazing next to this guy. He's like a balding manlet version of the wikipedia man

net worth isnt how much money he has its how much money the stuff he owns is worth

for all we know his net worth could be 200,000 just because of his house and car

200k without a retirement plan and assets is literally poverty. People who are considered poor enough to get food stamps make as much in less than 5 years.

Can you elaborate a bit? I never heard anything about her death being connected by jews. Google only brings up a link Sup Forums won't let me post here and it locks up my browser so I can't view it.

if he lost that awful fucking hair on the sides of his head he might actually be kinda handsome

I understand not everyone can land a stable slew of cushy hollywood jobs after one good role, but why the hell would you go to waiting tables after that?

>he thinks having $200k at 37 is a big deal

People that make 50k a year get food stamps?

jumping off a bridge

he's doing pupperkino

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I thought he was involved in Christkino now

i wish he was shia's sidekick in real life too

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Who is this and why is he being arrested by finnish police?

He'd still look like a dim-witted toad.

That would be Phil margera

>a drunk, naked Margot Kidder will never burst into your home and demand drugs

Why even live?

an earth rocker

auto erotic asphixiation

He looks fucking miserable, you can see it in his eyes.

Going to LA and getting gumjob from a drugged out hobo is a very achievable dream.

what's the movie?

Damn. That actually makes me kind of sad to read it. Just goes to show that if you garner any kind of success you still have to be careful with your money. It's a lesson that I'm thankful to learn from others' mistakes though.

SPICE IT UP A NOTCH

>BAM MARGERA WHAT WILL HE EAT NEXT?

just shave it off man

Just not the same pham

You reckon he BLEACHED those two Azn qts?

I don't think Casper gave a shit. he had all the opportunities to become a big action star but he didn't really want all of the spotlight. He said fuck you to hollywood and stars in comfy shitty z flicks.

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I bet they thought he had progeria or something and told him he was the most beautiful girl they ever met

rdj does not look well

You mean those two traps? Probably.

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Anyone got the picture of him eating a Subway sandwich that's as big as he is?

Rick Moranis

>doomed to be eaten by a tiger someday

I will mourn for him when the day comes, but I will still watch the livestream on facebook

hearty kek

>bald
>manlet
>dead end job

I'm surprised he hasn't offed himself yet

>25 fucking years old

His is completely voluntary, though. ;_;