How insufferable will it be this year?

How insufferable will it be this year?

Waaaaahhh, I have to sit here and listen to how white people ruin the world yet again!!!!

Mommy, where are my chicken tendies?

It will be terrible, won't be watching just like the last 5

Hollywood can't help but bring up politics. Let me know when they focus on movie making

I think you're the one that can't help but bring up politics.

I think you managed to somehow stray from tumblr.

It airs at like 3 AM in my country, so I probably won't be watching it anyway.

The live thread is going to be much worse since its a lot of newshits first year. Nothing but newfrogs crying "Sup Forums" at everything

You could DVR it... you do have those, right?

This board has become increasingly obsessed with pol over the past year or so. Not sure why.

next time I will come to your bed and ask for a hole

all the noms are pretty straight forward
nothing stands out as a ratings booster
no underdog for the masses to pull for

kind of meh
i hope kimmel does well, but hosts never do

because its full of new users. just look at how fast threads move/404 now

>muh libruls
>meryl streeps is super overrated, you guys
>who cares about the oscars

OP is talking about about how political it will be.

Pointing out someone bringing up politics means I'm bringing up politics?

It will be an absolute shit show, guaranteed. Trump will be mentioned in at least 90% of the speeches.

MUH POL!

How many tweets should we expect from the orange fat man?

you people really just need to be put in camps

It feels so good every time white males get theirs. Y'all deserve it for ruining the world.

I can't wait.

>Jimmy Kimmel appears
*audience claps*
>Hello everybody! Welcome to the 89th Academy Awards ceremony, and what other way to starts this ceremony by showing some skits!
*Audience claps*
>First skit
>FUCK DRUMPF
*Audience laughs*
>Second skit
>FUCK DRUMPF
*Everyone starts kicking their seat cuz they can't stop laughing*
>Third skit
>FUCK DRUMPF
*They take some air*
>And...
*Cannot control*
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
*the whole thing burst into laughter as their veins explode creating the greatest pool of blood ever seen since the Nanking*
*truly the greatest event ever witnessed in Television*

Two hours later...
>Seth Rogen enters the stage to give the Best Picture award.
>His eyes are red and there is a white spot in his mouth.
>He does some jokes and then reads the card.
>And the winner is...
>Moonlight!
*Audience claps as the whole cast enters the stage*
>"This is something excited, i couldn't have expected more from you white cis people"
*Audience claps*
>The whole cast and audience join to scream in unison...
>"FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!"
>As the camera pulls back to end the show, Vince Vaughn stands up with an AR15 and some grenades.

They might even forget about the movie-awards part and just shittalk Trump while taking selfies for 4 hours.

I hope for more memes like the GG. Mostly just lib tears.

He's not wrong. Trump has to spaz out about every little criticism.

Only the actors and writers.

The technicians and artists in all other categories would rather thank the people that made their work possible and their families.

Can't be worse than last year Chris Rock making the entire ceremony that had no black nominees all about black people, can it?

This. Funny how you punk crackers act like you ain't got it comin neither.

h-hey guys did they announce the nominees yet?

lol not even close my dude

t. white guy

At least Chris Rock is not hosting.

Worst host in recent memory was Neill Patrick Harris.

dude TRUMP lmao

You misspelled James Franco.

What a mediocre year for movies. 14 noms for Lala Land? Terrible.

Forgot about the close up of Chris Pine crying again.

How long until the Oscars become the BET awards?

This.

nothing Hollywood loves more than sucking their own dick

ESPECIALLY now in the age of Drumpf

Why is hollywod filled with so many liberals?

i dont think anything can beat a bunch of rape victims standing,holding hands and crying to lady gaga screeching

Why does this feel so real? Also you know there is going to be some really disrespectful shit because the worst person on Earth Bess Kalb writes for Jimmy Kimmel.

Trigger Warning: If you try to read her tweets you will literally need to punch a wall and kill your goldfish in rage

Jesus Christ... could it win more than Titanic? I still have yet to read the nominations I checked Yahoo and nothing was there.

"victims"

>Why is hollywod filled with so many liberals?
They have talent. Rednecks have the same creative powers as niggers.

It needs 11 wins to tie Titanic, Ben-Hur and LOTR:ROTK.

I don't think it can do it unless both Goose and Emma win their awards, especially since it has two nominations for best song.