Glitch in the matrix

I just had a Glitch in the Matrix.

So I just came up to my stupid, had a morning cigarette then went into the bathroom to brush my teeth, not before I threw my bottle of water on the second bed (pic related). It clearly left an imprint on the blanket as before I threw the bottle the blanket was completely smooth folded.

When I came out of the bathroom I couldn't find the bottle anywhere. I checked in front of the bed, on the sides, and even underneath. But then when I turned around (second pic related) and realized what had just happened.

Recently I have been watching Glitch in the Matrix Youtube videos to help me sleep, but this was too odd to of just happened.

Can someone help me explain this?

2nd Pic

You're from Australia, spiders probably stole it or something.

Also

are you negro or abbo

But the bottle was on my other bed. see

Nigga why are you black?

Eh, probably just a mental lapse. Or maybe there's a hobo in your house.

You have 2 beds and a framed picture of hitler on the wall? what the fuck?

Indian.

damn son

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I need it in case I have a girl over.

>brushing your theeth

Normie get the fuck out you faggot

wew

Are you an honorary aryan?

>handsome indian
>hitler framed on the wall
>sweet dagger

we can be friends

Back on topic of the Glitch.

I recently made some decorative curtain buffers so the curtains wouldn't bang against the frame.

They face outside the window so that the neighbors can appreciate it as the curtains are often always closed.

I have an idea that these bottles resonated some force that teleported this other bottle closer to the decorative ones. It's speculation but might help in figuring this out,

Stop huffing petrol you fucking abo.

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time to fuck off, poo man

Alright pajeet I'm gonna stop you right there.

You must've accidentally clicked on Sup Forums - The Politically Incorrect. when you meant to press to post your hitler occultism wankery.

Babu Baba Bablabadadhat, Ching Chong

t. Singh

That's called schizophrenia.
Seek a medic.

That is next level shitposting
keep on my aussie curry

Lets see your loo, so we can ensure you're alright.

Are you all too stupid to realize he's baiting you with Nazi shit? The black Eminem.

I have now officially seen everything.

>So I just came up to my stupid

Usually OP is below this level of stupid, which is scary.

>be indian
>be natsoc stormfag
>swastikas everywhere
>if anyone calls you out on it you can tell them the swastika is an ancient indian symbol and they are being racist and ignorant of your culture

Pure genius

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The second bed or the Hitler picture?

>my other bed
wat

Yes

If NatSoc rises again, who's side are you on?

The Hitler picture. He was a babe magnet.

For some reason in another universe where you did through your bottle on the 1st bed, some how you died while brushing your teeth, probably shot in the back of the head by a contract killer, youre consciousness continued in a parallel universe where yourself decided to through the bottle on the other bed instead. Or you just got confused.

jesus op. wtf

Where'd you get that dagger?

>so I made a thread on Sup Forums under the premise of the matrix but really it was about my brown finger and Hitler picture

tl;dr Enjoy you're ban

>So I just came up to my stupid

My bathroom is pretty small so i had to take two photos.