pizza bismarck edition
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Kayden Gray
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Alexander Wilson
...
Brody James
erm... erm... no
Camden Bell
:thinking:
Wyatt Hall
reckon i have never had a positive interaction with an overweight woman in a floral-pattern dress
was queuing in Costa just now for a sarnie and asked the chap in front of to me save my spot while i walked to the bin to throw an empty bottle away. got back and a fat romanian woman in a pink floral pattern dress tried to stop me from getting back into the queue by standing in my way. me and the guy had to explain to her that i was still in the queue like 3 times (she kept sayong "noooo, no speak english") until she begrudgingly let me in. After i got my sarnie she ordered her coffee with perfect english to the cashier.
afterwards the guy said "i hope you realise us locals arent like that" and we had a good laugh about foreigners
prob'ly the most racist thing ive ever done but was good fun nonetheless
Camden Martin
anime
Zachary Brown
howIing at the absolute state of leftypol
Bentley Reed
might play with my willy while watching women abuse one another
Connor White
jersey shore was kino
Jacob Gomez
i want a brit boyfriend
Jacob Cooper
...
Kevin Sanchez
could go a breakfast pizza
Nolan Bennett
>newfag making a new issue
at least he did it NOT BEFORE 310 posts
dont what?
Gavin Bell
...
Ian Howard
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Adrian Russell
>‘You imagine what it’s like to have your head stuck inside a fucking light bulb, then you tell me how I’m supposed to feel,’ Kinnock raged at Blair’s press secretary, Alastair Campbell.
How does it feel to have your head stuck inside a lightbulb?
Isaac Miller
EXCELLENT post
Connor Ramirez
know sweet fuckall about either boxing or ufc, but logically speaking shouldn't Mayweather clean the floor with McGregor considering its a strictly boxing bout? just as McGregor would clean the floor with Mayweather in a strictly ufc bout?
Jayden Wright
>KIDS Company
bonce
(change "b" to "n")
Jaxson Reed
back
had a couple of £5 pints
saw a couple of cops carrying ARs
and a bloke sat down near us spilled his golden pint so he decided to suck it up from his tray with a straw
Jose Long
they're actually young enough to get me accused of noncery ngl
Brayden Foster
look kid, our racial pride is on the line here
shut the fuck up and don't ever doubt mcgregor again
Eli Perez
Lincoln Wilson
would i become a millionaire if i could solve this problem?
Jaxson Clark
To think i was accusing ribena of fingering his cat for all these years when the true culprit was right before my eyes the whole time
Astonishing lads, truly mindboggling
Soon as I've stomped this shit down the plughole I've a mind to get the five naughts on the line and rumble this whole sordid operation
Chase Mitchell
think theyre 12-16
Leo Cox
le white people don't have culture meme
I'm far left but holy fuck when will this end? Yeah we've done some bad shit but Europe is literally the bastion of modern culture. It's seriously disheartening seeing people who share some of my views be so vehemently ignorant and obnoxious desu
Hunter Lewis
names son i need names
Gabriel Rogers
fact : look is kool in backward
Angel Perry
Put 50 on mayweather McGregor's a tinker
Ryder Reyes
would suck a runny shit out of her saggy arsehole
Juan Powell
any ambient lads in?
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Jordan Morgan
>prob'ly the most racist thing ive ever done but was good fun nonetheless
asking a foreigner to move when she took your place is racist?
Asher Robinson
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Joseph Jackson
>I'm far left
absolute state of leftyyanks
Aiden Davis
>he's a fucking 40 year old grandad
>hasn't fought in with years
>is a fucking yank
>is a wog, coon etc
>is a manlet that wore high heels to press conferences
simple as
Carter Roberts
newfag here how do i fuck off
Noah Sanders
you're not far off
13~19
Juan Fisher
Cooper Clark
I'm a celt
Juan Nelson
feeling a bit bad right now lads
Thomas Brown
Never heard of Pizza Bismarck.
Brandon Lopez
OP YEWTREE'D when?
John Peterson
whats /brit/s band?
Austin Lewis
more of a gaelo-norman myself
Ayden Jackson
Nonce
Nonce
Nonce
Nonce
Jeremiah Rogers
Chase Evans
no i meant the bit where i laughed with a stranger about immigrants being cunts in public and in front of one
Juan Taylor
I'm an Anglo-Gael myself
Angel Jones
is that unironically a nonsehow
its the same stage from that dance that was posted in the thread a while back
Nicholas Sanders
now youve heard
thank me later
Jason Howard
it's a pizza invented by Bismarck
Nathan Stewart
was getting my hair cut today and some neeky portrait of a numale kicked up a fuss because I took his spot at the barbers
Isaac Hernandez
met Conor McGregor at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you don't mind, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal” My sister and ma were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the cunt a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere McGregor shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Conor McGregor fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Conor was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later.
After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Conor McGregor and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Andrew Parker
the secret shame of the lancs flag
Nolan Morris
do none of them have the slightest tinge of self-awareness
Noah Ortiz
Is it worth buying the ppv for £20
Alexander Williams
are you lads still mates with your wanking mates from when you were younger? is it awkward or is it never spoken about?
Asher Kelly
Quite nice so far, thanks for sharing
>tfw you have no-one to share your ambient love with except on Sup Forums
Carter Lee
Parker Powell
I'm a cet
Aiden Rogers
not gay so i dont have a wanking mate
Cooper Mitchell
yeah we just dont bring it up
Andrew Russell
A noncet
Matthew Carter
>your wanking mates from when you were younger
William Howard
This is probably still my favourite political photograph.
This is the face of a man who knows he has fucked up.
(Edward Heath leaving Downing Street for the last time after calling a snap election and losing.)
John Sanders
it's from an idol stage at this: jnto.go.jp
Bentley Rogers
you know what man?
I don't give a fuck
Wyatt Rogers
It's a really great album. Ambient is probably my favourite genre desu, nothing else compares.
Owen Lewis
you're just angry he called your bluff and held a referendum on reunification
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David Campbell
>go.jp
oh for real
Kayden Cruz
Cameron Garcia
Nicholas Martin
why do brits wank off with their friends
Benjamin Long
you didn't?
Dominic Flores
I'll be back there in a few weeks if you want to do an offkai, ALT lad
don't care for kpop, not one bit
Brandon Gonzalez
is this what kpop sounds like? this is fucking terrible
Anthony Stewart
all me
Austin Turner
no mate
Ian Turner
Mayweather is the greatest defensive boxer(and arguably greatest boxer) of all time
Mcgregor is some bum who dehydrates down to 145lbs, then hyperhydrates back up to 170 and beats up manlets in MMA
take your pic
James Mitchell
Feel utterly empty
James Edwards
i envy them all british have friends
want a cheeky game of soggy biscuits myself also
Luis Ramirez
if i wanted to buy some weed in liverpool or manchester how would i do it
never bought before... :-S
Thomas Cook
who in your family is irish?
Henry Williams
cause i'm as free as a bird now
Evan Brown
that was a reference to the aforementioned video perhaps youre mind isnt as nonce-centric as mine
Levi Rivera
It was boycotted
Oliver Morgan
just part of exploring growing up mate, it's only weird if you're still doing it after 17
Samuel Foster
>tfw when your Middle Eastern boss is racist to your Nigerian co-worker during meetings
My man Ayodele was THIS close to chimping out at the Friday meeting. It's like having a front row seats for animal fights.
I wonder how upper management will handle this once it finally comes to blows.
Joseph Long
no I've seen it too come to think of it
I don't think it was from the same thing though
Caleb Peterson
doing the hardys crest wine drink
Carter Perry
just ask your mates if they know a guy
everyone knows a guy
y-you do have mates right?
Jose Miller
More than 50% of the entire electorate voted to stay. Even if every single person who stayed home or die had voted for unification they'd have lost.
Nathaniel Powell
>Yanky had no friends
Sad
Hudson Moore
don't kid yourself
mcgregor is a fucking beast in MMA. Its just a question of will the skills transfer over. There have been unorthodox boxers in the past that did very well like prinze naseem
Sebastian Lee
*throws the book at you*
Jonathan Phillips
why don't you send HR an anonymous complaint and get either/both fired
Cameron Butler
>offkai
are you normie
akiba hub would be the place tho
Dylan Baker
casillero del diablo
honestly I think I've found the cheap red wine for me
Ayden Reed
Isn't this the "I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANY MORE" of politics?