It Follows

Would you have relations with Maika Monroe if it meant you'd be followed relentlessly by a homicidal ghost-thing?

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Nah

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fpbp

id nut in the sister desu

fuck no, no pussy is worth dying for

Why not? Gonna kill myself soon anyway

>/threading yourself
>fpbp
Kill yourself, newshit.

What happens if you get a blowjob? Buttplay? Orgy?

Why won't the movie answer these questions?!

>implying a woman would do it with me even if she can survive for a bit longer

>Step 1: Get Maika
>Step 2: Rent Boat
>Step 3: Go fuck on boat for as long as we want
>Step 4: Lure a dolphin up to the surface with stale bread
>Step 5: Nut into the dolphin's blowhole
>Step 6: Return boat to rental, go home with Maika, leave ghost to fuck around in oceans.

Yes, I'd just go fuck a landwhale after

yes im so horny

I'd fuck the ghost too, get on this dick you vaporous memory of a life forgotten

fucking kek thanks friend

She's not nearly hot enough for me to risk my life

To quote Snoop Dogg:

Now, you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it

you cracked the code

have a huge crush on the chick with glasses and the shell ebook thing. she looks the right amount of dirty

no, because I am a guy and once I get the curse from her, I would struggle to fuck soon afterwards because sex is more difficult to get for guys than for girls.

too risky.

>sex is more difficult to get for ugly guys

don't forget average looking social retards and the emotionally stunted

...

>this
She probably will let ya try anal too

average women get more sex than average men

Cross eyed Slut

DROPPED

jokes on her, i'd just have sex with her feet which hopefully wouldn't count

If the thing is following her, and you fuck her, then now it's following you. But then if you fuck her again, does it go back to following her?

You just always have to fuck em an even number of times m8s. ez

Then it would just come back to you and you fucked a landwhale for nothing lol. Some people's kids...

I'm quite attractive as I have laid with 23 different Women. but I cant pull hoes on a whim, and I won't rape any either.

Maika can just die, I will resist that pussy.

>whaaaaa
yeah thats really gonna get you laid

>as I have laid with 23 different women
Who the fuck talks like this?

>and I won't rape any either.

check out this fucking beta

what if you had two dicks and banged two chicks at the same time

I'm not complaining though

>tfw you will never be a sexy girl assassin who kills people by fucking them and letting the monster finish them off

>I'm quite attractive as I have laid with 23 different Women.
are you autistic?

what color is your fedora and how much do you think their collective body weigh was?

Depends on how hairy she was.

I'd go for the chick with the glasses.

Reminder that she has a very close lookalike who does hardcore porn

Quite a bit of VR stuff recently

ewww no, she farted in front of other people

whole premise of the movie was dumb as fuck, there's no one out there that wouldn't just rape some strangers, but they made it seem like this whole struggle where people had to seduce someone

Dude just rape people lmao

this. they were all hot, but she looked DIRTY.

but to answer ops question, yes.
>bang her
>fly to europe
>bang prostitute
>fly back
>check european news every now and then

Mia Malkova is pure sex.

Would waifu.

this was meant for

Too bad she's ugly

someone tell me why this wouldn't work

Next time me and you are in danger, I'll let you die, then

leld

An even closer look alike

Audibly kek'd

audibly kekd

>ywn be faceblind
Feels good

requires human to human transmission because it's like venereal disease

can you pass IT on through non-consensual sex? if so, does penetration matter or can i just spunk on a bunch of kids at a playground? asking for a friend

What would happen if you fucked her, then a dead body? Would the monster go after the dead body?

How do you get Into vr for cheap?

>the ghost splits into two
>you have now doubled the homicidal rape ghosts in the world

dun goofed

If it's just for porn/non-gaming stuff? Cheapest option is a smartphone headset dock thing, if your phone is new enough.
Samsung Gear, and there are tons of other generic versions which work with pretty much any phone.

The movie shows that you can kill it or at least get rid of it for a few months by shooting it so anyone living in a free country should be able to just buy a gun and deal with it

>cut up corpse into 50+ pieces
>nut inside each piece
>take them on a boat and drop one every mile or so
>ghost faggot now to has to find each and every fish that even nibbled at your cum filled chunks of flesh
Check and mate

>Fuck some slut
>Monster is following you now
>Set bear trap for monster
>Catch monster in trap
>Fuck monster
>Monster now follows himself

Checkmate atheists.

By that logic, if you'd drown yourself in a deep ocean it would have to follow you

It only chases the living, and it's made abruptly clear
Congrats, you have less attention span than children

Alright, so you rape some girl.
It switches to her, she has no idea what's coming, kills her, switches back to you. You're locked into an endless series of rapes.

Revise: you rape her, but then tell her about the whole thing following you and whatnot. She thinks you're crazy, it shows up and kills her, and it's back to you.

Revise again: you tell her first, THEN rape her. Downside, she still thinks you're crazy.

Shit, uhhh ... you tie her up, rape her, wait, show her the thing marching towards you, but she just thinks it is one of your rape pals ... she's in no mood to get up after your quickie rape, it kills her, and it's back onto you.

Clearly you're one of the people who doesn't understand the point of the movie -- that an entire survival strategy has evolved around evading this thing, and that part of the survival strategy includes PASSING ON TIPS HOW TO SURVIVE IN A BELIEVABLE WAY GODDAMN HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU

i would let the roastie die

>You're locked into an endless series of rapes.

Okay, so what's the downside?

Okay, I laughed.

But you'd still have to travel around the country, raping your way back and forth, from coast to coast.

just trick the ghost and make it fall into a very deep hole

just rape another serial rapist and you're fine

You wouldn't need two dicks.
You could let a trap fuck you in the ass and fuck the girl with your little benis.

This. Rape a rapist, then tell him. He certainly has no problem raping, and probably doesn't want to die himself so he will likely do the same thing. By teh time the serial rapist pyramid scheme is done the ghost isn't going to get to rape you until you are crusty old at best.

I would have sex with kayako so we could get "It Follows vs The Grudge"

Ohhhhhhhhshit

>being this much of a faggot

No but i can think of someone else....

>maybe they'll laugh if i continue saying faggot

>he thinks I'm joking

Something that has been bugging me. Her phone. Why not use some standard square smartphone. Why use this made up piece of technology that seems so out of place because its so different. Did I miss something ?

Yeah that's so unrealistic!

Even better fuck a cam slut that does live shows so you can always check

>being this buttblasted after making an obscene remark about a movie
>i-i wasn't joking my theory is l-legit guys!

throw yourself off a bridge

>completely misunderstands how hard he is getting meme'd right now

If I go on an international flight does it just try and walk across the bottom of the ocean?

Just go into porn once the ghost starts chasing you

She was hotter in The Guest.

>Did I miss something
the non-autism gene I guess

>Has to admit to trolling
Literally cucked

You'll realize being this sort of edgy isn't funny in a couple years

because the dolphin wouldn't know the curse and ghost would kill dolphin and get back at killing humans

>illuminati necklace
>skull clothing symbolising death
I am legit spooked lads

I wasn't arguing that it was unrealistic you fucking moron. What was the point of it. It would be like making a movie about me and my brother and his journey of being diagnosed with cancer and our life after the fact, but randomly deciding to have half the people wear hats with satellite dishes on them, cuz thats how people get voicemail in my alternate timeline.


The point is, why go out of the way to include something so trivial or so pointless without explanation?

>me and my brother
what a fag

>Watching THESE discussions start up again after It Follows ends up on Netflixs

it was some halloween party cloths.

>cloths
is she poor?

All you gotta do is get it to a gay guy somehow. It'll be in the next continent in under a week

Sure I'd love to figure out how to kill the entity. I'm sure some good ol fashion exorcism would work, if not we go down the list of known ways to fight the occult. Then again this whole movie was full of autism and muh alternate reality.

Yea there are a bunch of theories of alternative time lines, some I probably buy

If it's so trivial and so pointless then there is no reason to explain it

there's something wrong with her face

Congratulations on missing the point entirely. What is happening to Sup Forums.......

thoughtcatalog.com/m-j-pack/2015/08/heres-why-you-missed-the-scariest-part-of-it-follows/

This article I just found actually sums it up quite nicely. I had not even noticed the other inconsistencies. Neat read. Makes me want to watch it again.