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Fung hung cheng

Please kill yourself x

lads is it gay to read a book where the central protagonist is a man?

VERY rude

legs

what did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

hello ladies

anime

All i want is to be an MP for the new zealand labour party but i bet they won't let me because i'm a foreigner.
Bastards. we let Brian Gould be an MP.

only if your perspectives touch

White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be one
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

anime is a debilitating disease should be banned

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dumb gimmick but latinas are GOAT women

Don't take me seriously. I'm just very jealous of their dynasty.

arguably the gayest thing you can do short of getting bummed

i'd like you all to know that i'm doing a poo right now

what if chinese people just used the roman alphabet

how did rhiana found out chris brown was cheating on her?

she found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

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Chinks are subhuman rats

Who /f1/ tomorrow?

Abandoning a poo

Sup Forums threads make it fun.

THINGS CAN ONLY GET
THINGS CAN ONLY GET
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER!

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have you seen Vietnamese cities? the layout is really east asian but they're horribly unaesthetic as a result of their adoption of the Roman alphabet

the ol yellow fever is flaring up again

did the car go vroom? did the man steer the wheel? did the men change the tyres really quick?

>2050
>the first mission to colonize the moon has landed safely and is underway
>meanwhile on /brit/
>wowwww did man colonize moon?

>lads is it gay to read
yes

not convinced as of yet that asians have souls

My friend has a girlfriend who's both attractive and really nice but I don't even have an ugly and mean girlfriend. It isn't fair.

souls dont exist

the man has yet to punch the other man

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Watch it or I'll send /aussiegrannie/ after you.

nothing wrong with that laddie

tfw no brown gf

>1969 /brit/
>did the man step on the rock?

did the noun verb the action

"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

left or right

A man is hiking across the moors, when a terrible storm hits. The driving rain and howling winds attack him for hours before he eventually stumbles across a tiny isolated hamlet and thankfully takes refuge in their pub.

Seated at the bar, the heat of the fireplace drying his socks, the man orders a pint from the barkeep. After he's been nursing his drink for a while one of the locals in the pub stands up and shouts "Forty-three!" Everyone in the pub starts chuckling and his mates clap him on the shoulder as he sits down.

Another halfhour later another local stands up and shouts "Twenty-two!" and again everyone in the pub laughs.

The traveller is very confused by now, so when a short while later yet another local stands up and shouts out a number to riotous laughter, her calls over the barkeep.
"Barman," the traveller asks, "Why is everyone laughing at these random numbers?"
"Well sir," the barman explains, "this is a very isolated village, and everybody here has heard everyone elses' jokes hundreds of times. So to save time instead of repeating the same jokes we all know repeatedly, we assigned each of the jokes a number and just say that instead."

"I see," says the man. "Alright, I'll have a go."

The traveller finishes his pint, stands up, and loudly shouts "Forty-one!" to the locals.

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doing an action

1>2

>"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

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why doesn't tim just get a new pc?

ah yes, nouns, verbs and actions. The big 3, if you will

Need an Indian gf

celebrity chase is bottom of the fucking barrel absolute brainless drivel for the masses absolutely tragic dire

>"souls" are what hold western civilization back, muh ethics, muh morals!

no

just the fact you think i could rate sue lower than another human or cat makes me hate you even more than usual

has mcgonnigel beat mortimer yet?

where my gerunds at?

What kind of takeaway should I get:
Paki
Pizza
Chinese

fucking landlord had like 4 people here this morning doing god knows what

woke me up at 9 with a leafblower by my window and his dog barking at it. wanted to enjoy a nice, quiet saturday while my roommates are out but no, him and his retard wife and friends are here doing ""renovations"" fuck off cunt reduce my rent by 100 if i have to deal with this shit

spat out my tea because of this

Need to fill an Indian womb with my semen.

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why do men wearing fedora look silly?

fedora was a common headgear in early 20th century of the western society right?

subscribe to a non-dualistic doctrine and as such the question of the soul is largely irrelevant

Atman is Brahman you see

Kebab

High heels on my heart when you hold me

Paki

would shag

i spent like 10 minutes on that joke you queers, fucking respond to it

western morals are dead

my wisdom tooth came in and there's a fuckin canker sore between the gum and the inside of my mouth and every time i chew i bite down on it

i am a grumpy bitch today i need a good dickin

*goes forth and multiplies (by zero)*

What's that? A millennia old irreplaceable and unique culture? Destroy it quick and replace it with thousands upon thousands of identical manufactured commie blocks.

need a white, asian, latina, black, indian, paki, muslim, abo, maori, native, or assorted other wog gf

How do I get a Muslim girlfriend without being killed by her family?

so get a load of tis la

>wake up, put on a pot of coffee, decide to microwave a plaintain and have toast with peanut butter
>all the kitchen appliances are connected to the same outlet
>never turned all of them at the same time
>hear a loud 'tttccchaak' and notice that I power is gone
>think that it just must be some planned outage by the company
>wait for like an hour and notice that the building wifi is still on
>strange
>realize that I just tripped the breaker all this time because of the extra load for me breakfast
having my coffee with plantain and PB toast finally.

WHAT AM I LIKE, EL EMM O AYE!

be muslim yourself

really now

>tfw attracted to indian and most middle eastern features
>tfw most middle eastern and indian women have gross looking vagins

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the pictures used in fedora meme are all ugly people wearing fedoras
good looking people wearing fedoras don't look silly

Maybe a Turk will wo

>vagins

It's baginas you fucking virgin

on a flight to vegas

>the pictures used in fedora meme are all ugly people wearing fedoras
>good looking people wearing fedoras don't look silly

no m8, i would shag myself instead

i am a bit subconciously racist against indians but they do have a very interesting culture and do produce some attractive people

just say
>lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh
3 times and you'll be fine, i think.

Maybe a Turk will work*

Had a laugh at this despite reading the punchlines first

grim

Imdians are honorary whites

Indians are also racist against Indians so it's ok.

Need to stick my kebab into a Turk

no

creased

wish my fellow american here would go have a wank holy shit

hmmmm

*tips kasa*

*looks around suspiciously*

Greater London

Racemixing is the future. Find yourself a South Asian wife.

shagged a greek girl for two years which is basically like shagging a turk
was EXTREMELY good tbf