>According to a summary of the screenplay, it would have followed Natasha Romanova’s comic book origins fairly closely; we’d open with her being adopted by Red Room training facility worker Ivan Petrovich and undergoing the exhaustive super-soldier training process, including a medical procedure that enhances her reflexes.
>After the fall of the Soviet Union, she escapes to the United States by stealing an experimental “Widow Suit,” but Petrovich’s boss, Sergei Riskolje, hunts her down years later (and her undercover CIA operative boyfriend) so that he can use her DNA to replicate the procedure and train more super-spy girls.
>Big battle at the Red Room ensues, she beats up all the guys (including her undercover CIA operative boyfriend who was actually a Soviet spy all along), saves all the new trainees, and then returns to work for the CIA.
What Could Have Been: Black Widow (2004)
According to writer/director David Hayter (X-Men, X2, Watchmen)
>What I tried to do was use the backdrop of the splintered Soviet Empire – a lawless insane asylum with four hundred some odd nuclear missile silos. It was all about loose nukes, and I felt it was very timely and very cool. Unfortunately, as I was coming up on the final draft, a number of female vigilante movies came out. We had Tomb Raider and Kill Bill, which were the ones that worked, but then we had BloodRayne and Ultraviolet and Aeon Flux. Aeon Flux didn’t open well, and three days after it opened, the studio said, “We don’t think it’s time to do this movie.” I accepted their logic in terms of the saturation of the marketplace, but it was pretty painful.
I wish they'd given Black Widow a latex outfit so it would make up for her lack of personality.
me in the back left
Me on the far right
me in the center-middle
>tfw some of the porn parody designs are hot as fuck but the porn is literally unwatchable because they try to be funny and never are
>tfw she doesn't wear this costume for any of the sex scenes in the SS parody
>Peta playing Black Widow instead of Peggy Carner
pornographers are so fucking stupid sometimes
who was better Sup Forums?
left because latex is best tex
thanks Sup Forums now I have to fap to some Peta Jensen scenes
*unzips*
post more porn parody ladies
Good choice for Daenerys though
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I don't usually like fake tits but Peta Jansen's surgeon is a fucking artist.
Great pair of fake tits.
This one's God tier
>Good choice
That's not Naomi Woods
Stella is too cute
Kleio's a great performer, I've gotta admit
sounds almost like Salt
>imperial stormtroopers
UGH!!
I didn't know Solid Snake wrote the first two X-Men movies
She wasn't cute when Woodman forced her to drink his piss.
>there's a porno based on the star wars extended universe
Porn is weird man
No wait fuck
When was this picture taken and where, might know guy in the back left
I love her. Wish I could make an honest woman of her
He was also the guyver
My fav
Hey, that sounds really boring. Im not an expert but I know there is more comic weirdness to her origin.
Is good that TMNT movie?
She fucks the turtles or foot clan?
Casey Jones.
I'm sure she wasn't but I've never seen that.
She is.
Pity about all the gross tattoos.
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Alison Tyler is fantastic
Does she take dick up the bum?
>not period-appropriate first order stormtroopers
WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JACK OFF TO THIS SHIT
Yeah
>trying this hard to be autistic
There's a site better suited for you than this one.
This really can't be said enough. Whoever did her tits is a genius.
Great taste
Also great taste
Cool.
Will check her out.
Scarjo is such a bland Black Widow