What the fuck was Ramsey's problem here? Greasy food is delicious. That literally was his only complaint too...

What the fuck was Ramsey's problem here? Greasy food is delicious. That literally was his only complaint too. I lose respect for him every time I watch this episode.

>Greasy food is delicious
prove it

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>jack on
more like jack off lmao

WHIP OUT THE JA/CK/S!

wow just watch it on repeat until you have 0 respect for him and move on

>That literally was his only complaint too.
No he claimed the dough was raw.
It's been posted ad nauseam on /ck/.

>poisoning yourself for (you)'s
is there a more dedicated man?

Fucking Americans and your disgusting food.

How often are you watching this episode that it's a problem?

Does anyone actually like pizza or is it some american meme?

I'd much rather have some uncooked cheese, olives, tomato and dry salami or something

>uncooked cheese

suddenly I'm very hungry

yea, like on just about every sandwich

You can't eat that shit on the subway, slice portability is part of the appeal. Also that it's nice cooked food and not fucking assorted grocery store items.

lol it's probably the most desired food in the US. Only one above it would probably be a hamburger

>eating on the subway

Do the random coughing strangers add flavor?

jack has truly made some stunning contributions to culinary kinography

>poisoning yourself
Please don't tell me you're one of those uneducated scaredfags who are terrified of raw/rare beef.

Most people like pizza, you're just odd.

You must be an Amerilard. No one else could unironically enjoy disgusting shit dogfood-tier cuisine.

No it's more about cancelling that shit out, hard to give a fuck when throat deep on some proper grease-cup pepperoni pizza. I have no respect for these self proclaimed gourmands who can't appreciate simple food.

>pizza is dogfood tier
Kill yourself, no taste faggot.

>Implying he hadn't eat raw chicken.

you, I like you

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Dough was shit, also.

>OPs pic is a good pizza
Disgusting pig.

jack truly is dead inside. i knew it

That's not pizza, you egregious vulgarian mouthbreather.

>literally flooding with oil and greasy cheese
>""""thin""""" crust
>sausages

i can tell it was a 2/10 dish without even tasting it

>Europoors knowing anything about cuisine.

>having any respect for Shouty McGobshite

End yourself.

Rate my 'za Sup Forums

>Americans knowing anything about cuisine
cute

>pizza isn't pizza
Great job, fagtron. You sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

Do you honestly believe jack would make sure it's clean
He'd eat raw meat out a puddle

Shitty fake ethnic food full of grease/10

Nice trips.

You're wrong and my trips prove its go' za' faggot

>it's zero not a hero
what's his fucking problem?

Sauce looks like tomato water and I'd bet the crust is gummy but the toppings look more or less on point. Learn to take a picture in focus

>medium rare/raw cucks advocating to killing yourself and eating like savages.

Let me guess -- you're from Nebraska?

No one cares what you think is authentic, Luigi. Go spray on some more fake tan.

Its stuffed crust and I'm shit at taking pictures

No.

PIZZA

NICE AND SHET!

From the hut? I have mixed feels on stuffed crust, it's tasty shouldn't need to be fucked with if the pie stands on its own

The hut

Pizza is the ultimate pleb food. Disgusting and unhealthy, anyone who enjoys eating this trash is a subhuman in my eyes

He says on Sup Forums

You are clearly not from a civilized part of the world, otherwise you would have said so -- and of course, your abominable opinions on pizza render you irredeemably plebeian.

Enjoy your kale and quinoa salad with goochsweat vinaigrette you paletteless fuck. I but you think bbq is trash too. Fuck off back to Belgium

I like quattro formaggi, marinera and basic margerita.

GOAT ZA

>this

gotta be either poor or a fatass

Gyro > pizza

Prove me wrong

The cheese was sliding off the top, that's no way to have a pizza

"I really do hate that man..". Obscure movie reference from the 90s that no one on here will get w/o jewgle.

>not scooping all the cheese and toppings into a ball, eating it, and then eating the sauce bread afterwards

If you wanna be a good evangelical like my boy Jack here, you need to choke out your son up to and including bleeding orifices and must advocate the napalm firebombing of all of Palestine. As the good rabbi l'chaims "Gentiles are like dogs, cattle...Vermin. Amusement and exploitation are their real purpose, go-gguys....

I said "good pizza", idiot.

wtf r u talking about obscure, it's jurassic park

please go back to r*ddit

The place is still in business with decent Yelp reviews. I don't know if they took the coaching and made an effort to improve or that Denver has shit taste in pizza(I vote the latter since I went there and had a pizza from a local joint and it sucked).
But that pizza in question was an undercooked greasy hot mess.

Pizza should only ever have one topping at a time. Any more obscures and muddles the flavor. Usually the crust ends up soggy as well.

does cheese count as a topping?

Nope. All you need is sauce like a good 'go 'za

Le hold on to ur buttz clever girl XD LOL so obscure but I get you bro *wink wink* us 90's kids huh?

It's good as fuck when done right. And most really good places will serve an antipasto of essentially exactly what you described before serving the pie. You can make a good tomato sauce have far more depth and flavor than just tomatoes on their own, and it goes great on warm flatbread. Mozzarella takes on a far better taste and texture when melted over something, so eventually someone put 2 and 2 together. Add a few leaves of basil for extra aroma and flavor and there you have the very first pizza.

tl;dr Yes people fucking like pizza there's a reason it's been popular for over a hundred years.

>One topping pizza

Nah nigga. Three toppings max, but they have to complement each other.

>AMERICAN FOOD
Americans also have highest obesity rates in the world.

You're both fools. The best combo will always be pepperoni, sausage, mushroom and onion.

>there's a reason it's been popular for few decades now
It is fast food m8, nothing more, nothing less.
Fast, greasy, unhealthy. Same as burgers.

What did Mexico mean by this?

It's more about the fact that a subway, bus, or any sort of public transportation is a disgusting place to eat. Think about the sanitary standards for gods sake. Sweaty ass people getting off work, kids wiping their boogers all over shit, literal garbage left lying around, being all stuffed up next to people. Not to mention it's rude and off-putting to anyone sitting near you. Nobody want's to smell your food any more than they want to smell your b.o. Anytime I saw someone eating when I used to take public transportation it was either some fat slob or some bumbling autist. Sometimes both.

Raw food is great

But USA have 3 times the population.
So 30% of US, basically all Mexico people.

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Nigger you can't eat raw ground beef. It can be rare if you're absolutely sure the meat was handled properly, but not fucking raw like Jack cooked it, and especially not in Jacks retarded hands. Steaks can be eaten blue rare which is basicly raw and seared outside because all the bacteria is on the outside and you cook it off, but with ground meat it's obviously different. Speaking of steak I'm going to search that idiots channel to find a video of him fucking one up.

>but not fucking raw
wrong

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uneducated savage

IT'S FOOKIN RAAAAAW

thats not even close to being tartar

Thats not tartar, that's chilean crudo

>Nigger you can't eat raw ground beef.
Why do people like this guy post not just spend 5 seconds googling before making a god damn fool of themselves by posting such incorrect things with such conviction? I seriously do not understand. You are connected to the largest and most easily accessed repository of information humanity has ever complied, why not just use it?

You're retarded. Comparing real pizza to fast food chain pizza is retarded. A good pizza isn't made with dough and sauce loaded with sugar and oil, there's nothing "greasy and unhealthy" about cheese tomatoes and some seasonings on bread.

Same thing goes for burgers even. There's nothing "greasy or unhealthy" about eating a lean cut of red meat once in a while. You can eat it as a steak or grind it down and make a burger with it. It's when you start adding bacon and other unnecessary shit that it get's unhealthy. Obviously this doesn't apply to fast food chain burgers which are indeed swimming in grease and/or half mystery meat.

>There's nothing "greasy or unhealthy"

good burgers are not lean

I can understand not having mushrooms on hand but who the fuck doesn't have an onion laying around the house? Dice that shit up and satuee it while you wait for your za, then throw it on the pizza and stick it under the broiler for 2 minutes if need be. Why pay extra for an ingredient you have sitting around?

Reminds me of my little brother who would always order like 4 ranch dipping cups whenever he ordered pizza, even though in the fridge we always had a large bottle of the exact same brand.

Any criticism about pizza makes you a pizza snob. Pizza is fucking pizza, regardless of quality it's fucking good. The only thing you can complain about is toppings like nasty ass olives or mushrooms. Any pizza to me is fucking excellent and I'm just happy to be eating pizza. Only a fucking normie cunt complains about pizza being "TO GREAASY" or "TOO DOUGHY". That vocabulary just doesn't exist for me, it's fucking pizza I see it I'm gonna eat it. I even like the school pizzas from way long ago, the square ones. Fucking superb with a bit of ranch.

that thing is making me sick looking at it. gotta be a good 5000 calories on that thing.

Greasy food is terrible, it's the kind of food you make when you just want to slop some trash onto a plate instead of give some taste

You dumb motherfuckers. Steak fucking tartare is not the same as store bought ground beef. The shit is made to order from higher quality cuts of meat, it's a whole other ballgame than general purpose ground meat you buy from a butcher. And it still fucking makes people sick alot of the time even with all the meticulous preparation. Listen if you retards want to go to Jacks house for dinner go right the fuck ahead but I'm staying home.

Kill yourself

Says you. Ever had a buffalo/bison burgers? Shit is off the chain.

Not the same as having it bake with all the other stuff at the same time. And if I wanted to cook I wouldn't order out.

I make Chilean crudo, steak tartar or mett at least twice a week you dumbass. At least you are from a third world shithole it will always be safe.

Anyone else here like their chicken medium rare?

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That is the most generic pick.