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What went wrong?

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Is that jimmy Kimmel?

I don't know. He was a really successful child actor.

Alcohol

in an alternative reality he took over from Michael J Fox in Back to the Future 4

Rich doesn't drink.

It was the beetus that got him

Life

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Is Rich engaged to an Oompa Loompa?

How tall is Rich anyway?

6′ 4″

literally nothing.

He became an autistic fedora.

(Laughs in screeching eagle)

He was corrupted by Mike

it kind of weirds me out how most couples look exactly like eachother im not too attractive guys i dont want to end up with someone that looks exactly like me

I've seen this picture before. Is that really a baby Rich Evans?

>rich evans will defend this

nigga I'm transforming into him RIGHT NOW

Every time I try to start I diet I fail completely.

The older you get the more depressed and bored you get, the more you eat

Yes.
When Rich's grandmother died he had to sell her house and was going through her shit and just tossing everything in the garbage, including old photo albums. Mike was with him at the time (filming him destroy an old piano while wearing a gorilla suit) and dug the albums out and saved them. He never told rich he did it until years later when he gave rich a replica of the shirt for his birthday on BOTW and then showed Rich, and the world, the old picture. After that the photo took on a life of it's own on the internet, and Rich became convinced that Mike was obsessively stalking him.

>tfw every part of this story is true but it sounds like something I just made up so you will never believe me.

That's amazing. Which BOTW episode was it?

Mike is an asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=J7eSdXLmj9A

t. fucker

Thank you very much.

Mike said he is to Rich Evans what John Waters was to Divine.

Just do drugs. Yes, they're expensive and there's always the risk of prison or death. But it's still better than being a fat ass.

Did Mike say that?
Sounds more like something Jay would say.

Yes, in How Not to Make a Movie.

>DICK THE BIRTHDAY BOY
KEK

Jess?

He chose to be employed by his best friend and tormentor.

>Jessie in that Bee Costume
hnnng, so THICC

Mike isn't actually a jerk irl is he?

Do you think Mike fucked her in that bee costume?

He let himself get fat and used shitty shampoo all his life.

Has Rich ever mentioned his favorite Star Trek episodes?

Lol shampoo doesn't cause baldness.

Source on Mike keeping the albums for all those years?

I would hope so, it makes it easier for me to live out my fantasies vicariously through him if true

Uhh yeah, it does. If you're going to use shampoo at all make sure it's as natural as you can buy. Head and Shoulders and other chemically shit will thin your hair out.

Why is RLM so deathly afraid of beads?

lmao

Bees.

It's better than being alone

he kinda went off the rails

this is just a lookalike
right?

Okay user keep using your cheap shampoo. Make sure to wash your hair during every shower too.

>lowering your standards just to avoid loneliness
Never compromise. Even in the face of Armageddon.

>guy punches out two of your friends
>surely I can reason with him
pacifists btfo ad infinitum

Does anyone have the version where the guys he punches have their skin tones darkened to look black?