Did i receive a bad copy?

did i receive a bad copy?

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Nah you're watching the director's cut.

Directors Cut

Best kind of copy. Did you catch the flashing swastikas?

>Nice tights faggot! Did your fag nigger husband make them?

I don't remember his quips being this edgy...

This kind of line wouldn't fly today.

>What the hell you think you're doin' up there?!

>"Staying away from Jews."

too far Raimi

>What's your name
>"The human holocaust"
>Jesus at least use a real historical event
Raimi held no punches

Jesus fuck Ramen
Get a hold of yourself

you fucking pigs stop this fucking shit am I the only black person on this site ready to give up this shit has gone far enough where the fuck are the mods a bunch of racist bastards

kek

i'm black and i'm ashamed of my race, including you

lol

you fucking uncle tom how in the fuck are you ok with the shit these racist fucks get up to on here

believe it or not you dumb nog, we're on your side. our enemy is the same

we give him grape soda to keep him happy

>You could had stopped 9/11, kid. Why did allowed that to happen?

>I forgot the part where that's my problem

Holy shit Raimi

Go back to Africa

Black dude here

I love Raimi shitposting. It's just satire

What's your name kid?
The Human Holocaust
Oh, that sucks
The sum of $3000 will be paid to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing Shoah-Man!

>Niggers Peter... 50 percent of the crime, and only 13 percent of the population.
>... Don't tell Harry

unacceptable Raimi

Nice Nike's you fucking queer

>"""""satire""""

Yeah, this movie offended me. Raimi went a bit too far. There were kids in that theater for God's sake. There was also a shooter.

It was a different time.

Was it really necessary for Peter to explain how Israel carried out 9/11 and why Jews are evil after that?

Did anyone else find it weird that Peter brought a gun to school? He just shoots that bully and an innocent jewish kid and gets away with it. Never even mentioned again.

And this was AFTER he got his powers, wtf?

It was him carry out Uncle Ben's wish from the car accident where they ran over the old jewish mother. Remember? "With white power comes white responsibility"?

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He was tired of the media brainwashing people. He could see through their bullshit but people rather put the finger on him for not preventing the planes from crashing. He tried to tell them but nobody believed him. Fuck them all

>Aunt May: You know, you were about six years old when Mary Jane's family moved in next door. And when she got out of the car, and you saw her for the first time, you grabbed me and you said, "Aunt May, Aunt May, is that an angel?" And Uncle Ben told you "gingers can't be angels cause they don't have souls, you moron. Really hope you're not my fucking kid."

>look at little Goldstein jr

I know right, how can these comic book movies get away with this shit? It's just for laughs, unlike for example Sup Forums

Kek

Weak, try again.

>What's your name?
>The Human Spider.
>Pfft! Fag.

"So you're telling me this... Venom has all the same powers as you Parker?"
"Yes, but all the natural tendencies towards violence of a black person"
Jesus Christ Raimi

Looking back at these movies is so humble. They were in a time where they could just speak red pills and nobody bat an eye. Nowadays they couldn't make these movies, it's why they are rebooting.

Such a simpler time.

>It's ypu who's out, Gobby. Out like some AIDS-ridden faggot's prolapsed rectum.

>"Sure I could have stopped the planes but how was I supposed to stop the FUCKING NANOTHERMITE YOU KIKE?"
That scene was powerful.

>Of course I got good aim, I'm fucking Spider-man! Watch, I'll bean that 747 right in the cockpit window.
>Quit your bitching, what's he gonna hit up there?

A little fucked up, but was the montage of 9/11 jumpers interspliced with Spider-man doubled over with hysterical laughter really necessary?

>40,000 years of evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of human potential...
>The strength of a nigger... the mind of a white....

>>The strength of a nigger... the mind of a white....

>"Back in my day niggers worried about getting jobs, not white women and crack cocaine. And now they get it all on my fuckin' dime without breakin' a sweat. When people tell you about how bad the niggers got it Peter, ask yourself who the real suckers are."

>Parker... Now I remember you. You're Dr. Connor's student. He tells me you're brilliant.
>He also tells me you're lazy like a nigger.

...

>"Come now Peter, it takes 8 hours for modern prison incinerators to burn one body yet they burned 2,500 a day with two of them in 1945? Connect the dots son."

How expensive are those sunglasses?

>Amazing! The gas... is doing no harm to him whatsoever!
>But then... how COULD six million Jews have been killed by this stuff?

topkek

THE JEWS WERE WEAK, JUST LIKE OSBORN

>holocaust
he is a big guy

What does your blackness has to do with anything? Jew hate is very much in with the blacks since jews are counted among the white oppressors so your bitching is very confusing

What is this shit vid? its not even his voice and it cuts off too early at he wizard bit.
it was ((suicide)) and "loyal" butler was just holding off on the info till the "right time"

angels don't have souls

That makes no sense.

>"Over six million? But there were only 4.5 million jews in all of Europe between 1939 and 1946 and during that time less than 200,000 were born. Even the shiftiest and most tenured of kikes wouldn't say 100% of them died during the war. Something doesn't add up."

according to racial theory Asians are the smartest so it should go "The strength of a nigger, brain power of an oriental and morality of a white"

>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of this country now that Trump is in power!
wtf how did ramen know?

>mama everyone knows other countries shipped their jews to Germany. shit like this is why you aint getting a loan from goldbergs bank. hope losing your house will help you find a new perspective

>BACK TO FORMULA!

>I told you that you couldn't trust a spook Peter. I knew something was fishy when he said he needed tuition money

Thats what the lizard said after he fucked up and ended up with the worst traits of each race

White ppl are racist

Yeah. It's cold Norman, fuck yeah it is. Not warm, like that gas about to flow into the chamber I'm going to insert you into. Gas, Norman, into the chamber, Norman. Did I ever tell you about my grandfather Norman? He fought in WW2, but not how you're expecting. He was born in Germany 1917. Died in Berlin 1945. Spent 3 years working, Norman, working for the white man. Exterminating jews. He worked at Auschwitz for 3 years, filing Jews into their chambers, and filling their lungs with Zyklon B, like rats. My grandfather was always my inspiration; he's the reason I studied chemistry - I wanted to continue his great work, to purge the world of Jews. Norman, I found something out about you a few weeks ago, something you never told me. Your great grandmother, Norman. Born in Poland, fled to the US in her youth, running from the Nazi's, from my grandfather and his glorious retribution on behalf of his fellow whites. And now you're here, and it's cold.
This gas is not what you think it is. I studied my grandfather's work. His brilliance. And in 60 seconds the gas you will inhale will not grant you incredible powers, but incredible pain. Zyklon B, Norman, just how Hitler foresaw. I am here to finish what my grandfather started. Your great grandmother thought she escaped, but she didn't, Norman. This was always coming. It's all in the formula Norman, the original Zyklon B. Now your great-grandmother's going back. Back to formula.

>mama
that's aunt may, dillweed

Reddit pls

BACK TO FORMULR!

not according to prequel comics

U U U U

lost holy fuck

Why did Peter only gain the ability to shoot webs after realizing that the Holocaust was a myth to keep the whites underneath the Jews? What did Raimi mean by this?

>What's your name, kid?
>The Human Holocaust!
>Pssh yeah right! Wrestling isn't that fake, kid.

I just got it.

>hey im new to Sup Forums!

>am I the only black person
AW HELL NAH

Oh fuck, fucking lost.

Why does Raimi make racist movies?

Requesting the man of spiders' and J.J's 9/11 pastas.

Is that a model of John Cena's hand

Nigger.

Oh wow my OC, forgot I did this. Too bad I based it off a misguided pic some other user made, I shouldve switched the Peter pics.

>Goldstein jr

kek

I think he'd been reading up on the SS and their "positive Christianity" ideals

Jesus, Raimi.

Is this ironic? Or did you actually feel comfortable enough to post on your first day here?