Why didn't he just call it off? Was he worried about his legacy?

Why didn't he just call it off? Was he worried about his legacy?

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he was based, and the actor who played him was based too.

>Einstein was a theoretical physicist
>portray him as an engineer

>not a patent clerk

WE WILL BERRY THEM

This. Jew patent clerk.

I'm heading off to Berlin commander. Einstein's our ace in the hole we can't afford to lose him

Why didn't they use the teleportation technology to teleport nukes into Soviet instead of ill-equipped space soldiers?

Are you cumming, commander?

>ants? Is this some kind of a joke? If you've got ants in your pants call an exterminator
>I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good
What did General Carville mean by this?

Trump needs to appoint Ray Wise to a cabinet post

because all allied nuclear silos were destroyed or taken

LOCK AND LOADED

KA-CHING

>it will be a silent spring

I CAST A DEADLY SHADOW

*heavy breathing*
MERCURY RISING

COME... to Yuri.

It was covered in fog of war, obviously

Is that Jon Taffer?

Why didn't they just spam dogs and rocketeers to find the soviet bases?

MMMMMMMMMMMM- ZAP

>Rub my shoes in lotion
What did he mean by this?

No charge for extra power.

CRAZY IVAN IS HERE
HE HE HE HE

IVANS NOT HOME
KAA BOOOM

SCORCHED
EARTH

I loved how ridiculous the unit and building design got with Yuri's Revenge. Some of it was creative as shit; grinders, magnetrons, brutes and more.

>"There is only one true Yuri"
>except if you make the cloning vats first
Bravo EA

>Yuri's revenge
>has the technology to create flying saucers
>need slave labour to mine for resources

The girls in all C&C games were goat with the blonde Tanya in RE3 being the only exception.

HOW ABOUT SOME ACTION

>mfw rocketeers are the perfect defense against Kirovs
>position them halfway through the map for profit
>cheap as fuck
>very fast
>can train twenty of them in a short amount of time
>GOAT when max promoted
>bonus points for doubling as defense against enemy land units

WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE?

>enemy sends thirty brutes towards my base
>make five terror drones and meet them before they get near any of my defense towers
>they get torn to pieces in ten seconds without damaging any of muh metal spiders
>mfw

how do these things work anyway? you make a captured vehicle go in and it will be converted to $?

Pretty much. The strategy usually is to use a mastermind, yuris, or psychic towers to capture enemy units and then send them to the grinder.

>rocketeers
FLACK TROOPER REPORTING

shit tier troops. walks slowly and small damage. hell i could bomb their base and have my korean fighters be back if he only has flaks defending him

IN THE NAME OF KANE!

its splash damage, actually good against infantry and fast,cheap to produce. rocketeers are expensive and slow to produce. and korean fighters are nothing against
I LOVE THE SMELL OF GUN POWDER

hey what's going on in this thread?

>when you look up all the corny B movies Yuri's Revenge sampled voice lines from

>when you realise shit anime Mirai Nikki samples the exact same line "Power to overwhelm and destroy" in the ED

15 years on and these masterpieces continue to astound me. Love Red Alert.

Yuri's Revenge is B movie as fuck. I think that's what they missed in 3, it wasn't just random for the sake of it

There is literally nothing more B movie than a brain in a jar on treads. Besides a flying disc.

But he has the cold hard reliable gattling guns to back up the military aesthetic.

Why was Yuri so OP?

dat filename

It was in the plot as well. Devices to mind control the world, replacing world leaders with clones, a fucking moon base.

>Yuri literally has every B movie as an evil plot running concurrently

Best villain ever?

Question I've always wondered;

Did Yuri cause the entire Soviet invasion from the start? Or did he just take advantage of the situation? Did the Premier want to go to war at all or was he just a puppet?

TIME FOR A BRAINSTORRRRM

I don't think it's ever really explained. Probably a combination of both desu.

Pretty much this.
RA3 tried to be whacky for the sake of being whacky. So everything ended up being a joke. Meanwhile R2 Managed to be both Red Dawn and a cheesy B-Movie at the same time.
Also the cinematography, sets and everything was kinda better than in R3. Which is kinda sad since R3 had some really amazing actors like Jonathan Pryce, J.K. Simmons and Tim Curry.

True vidyakino

Oh man Eva. Literally goat

RA2 was the best of RA1 and RA3 in one package

SAUCE

All the R2 ladies appeared naked during their movie careers.

Athena Massey was a porn star

Lies and slander!
Eva is pure! PURE!

best unit quotes

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>steal russian barracks
>conscripts with cloning vat
>turn 80~ conscripts into brutes with superweapon
>into the grinder they go
>$$$

IS IT DONE YURI?

No, comrade premier, it has only begun.

More like this please

>Last thing I saw Tim Curry in was Red Alert 3

Wasn't the best RA but based Curry was great

claimed

OVERLORD > APOCALYPSE

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why didn't he just call it in? was he worried about his agency?

That fucking hair >>>> bronzed RA3 bitch

Kirov reporting.

Because he knew nobody else gave a wooden nickel about his legacy, that's why he didn't call them off

Helium mix optimal
Bearing straight

>tfw no more softcore actresses in live-action cutscenes

Kirov reporting

Reminder that EA killed this kino

>Nobody ever gives any love to the grand cannon.
That thing was dope as fuck.

I don't give a wooden nickel about your legacy!

You call them off!

EA also produced this kino

>That was left handed!

Share your thoughts with me

>Is it done Yuri?
>No, comrade premier. It has only begun.

The feels

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Red Alert 2 was the their last good game.

Though I personally think C&C Generals was really good. They got the 3 factions thing right: USA, China and Sandnigger muslims united

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What was wrong with CnC3?

What was wrong with Generals?

Generals is a great RTS just not really C&C

CNC3 was utter trash bro

Give a single reason beyond nostalgia

poorly balanced units meaning no fun multiplayer strategies.

Generals lacked the story/cutscene stuff. The gameplay was excellent though.

Fucking Nuke Cannon was glorious

CNC 3 was good. Decent.

Not perfect and very flawed, but at the very least, it was the last decent C&C

RA3 was "decent" at the very least. Fun visuals and cutscenes, interesting unit abilities, even if not entirely balanced. Commanders Challenge was good too.

CnC4 was the only one I can find no joy in.

kinda surprised with all of the video game adaptations we've been getting no one has tried to make either of the first two red alerts into a cheesey b-movie, or starcraft into a bleek but beautiful art movie, or even tiberian sun as an awkward but endearing combination of the two

such a shit timeline

>when you're Korea and allied with Libya and the enemies get anti-air defences expecting Black Eagles but you chronosphere in 9 demolition trucks

>when you're Britain and counter a conscript rush with 4 snipers

>when you send in your main army at the front but while they're distracted get Yuri Prime to MC and sell the construction yard

>when you fill fucking anything with a full set of guardian GIs and one SEAL and it can take on goddamn anything

>up against some guy who's clearly a big fucking noob
>sends in all of his Kirovs together instead of staggered
>wipe them all out with a single veteran IFV

I hope he learned from that

what video game franchise would be the most film-able?

RTS games are probably too boring for film

Apocalypse was shit, so it makes sense.

French base crawl was one of the worst things an Allies player could do to you on a small map.

>Apocalypse
>Bad

Take that back. Okay, the Overlord was better but the Apoc was not bad. It also had the superior quotes imo.

"It will soon be a wasteland."

>tfw the Hollywood level in Yuri's Revenge used to have Arnie Frankenfurter, Sly Stallion, and Flint Westwood as units, spewing parody one-liners
>tfw EA was afraid of a lawsuit so changed their dialogue to generic GI and gave them names of "Cowboy", "Bodybuilder" etc.

Fuck EA desu senpai

Learned not to play soviets, most likely. All ham and nothing to punch with.

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