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Hope Confederate turns out like Man in the High Castle. It won't.

I remember everyone was pitching a fit about that show. I figured they might not release it.

It'll probably die down until they actually release it and then it'll flare up before they realize that it's just HBO shitting on the CSA

>mfw people think if the South had won slavery would have literally never ceased to exist.

I honestly don't even try to understand their logic desu

>tfw the Haitians never invaded the USA and liberated their enslaved brethren
we could have been like Haiti, y'all

my dream

>tfw we could've been living like kangz

evening /dixie/

fucking cracker yankees ruined everything

>citizenkang.jpg
fukkin chukkle'd

Where's Turk at?
Your people are being gay again.
breitbart.com/national-security/2017/08/23/turks-demand-removal-ancient-greek-statues/

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hey bud

>breitbart.com/national-security/2017/08/23/turks-demand-removal-ancient-greek-statues/
>turks-demand-removal-ancient-greek-statues/
>ancient-greek-statues

i am greek

evening

bout to order a pizza like a lazy piece of shit

thats turkBUD to you, fucker
its the first time i have ever heard of erbakan foundation, must be one of those tiny ülkücü wannabe foundation ones.

I dont think they are jihadist though, thats probably just breitbart talking out of their asses as always

also why the fuck is this part of ''''''national security''''''

how much do you paid for it?
Even though hamburgers are insanely expensive here pizza seem to be almost equal in price

>ancient greek statues
umm, the greeks were turks sweaty, who do you think made balaclava :)))))

the only one I can stand around here is papa johns. I ate some leftover chicken chow mein

Papa johns is fucking garbage
I say they even might be worse than pizza h*t

I'm sick of these fucking yanks moving down here and driving like shit

everything else has the texture of cardboard

>implying it's just the yanks

i like little caesars
dominos is alright also
There is this new italian restaurant that i was talking about a couple of days ago and i just had their pizza and it was fucking delicious

Hello, my fellow Greek man.

Probably just same kind of fags who beat up Atatürk statues.

Balaclavas are masks, you fag

>Balaclavas are masks, you fag
what about the "sweaty :))" post made you think I was serious fagboi

everybody everywhere is a terrible driver
also what's with people here in Arkansas slowing down to 50 to get on/off the highway?

I hear those pizza places downtown are really good, but I don't know if they deliver
>tfw no one delivers to my house anyways

yeah
we have actuall jihadists/militant muslim foundations but those guys dont look that bad.
They look more so like a general conservative muslim foundation one

its baklava you massive faggot

>pizza h*t

prolly getting that

im out of food and if im getting a pizza tonight i want stuffed crust on it

>little caesars
thats the lowest tier of pizza in the US senpai

with the exception of cicis (a $5 all you can eat pizza buffet that is mediocre at best and room temp garbage at worst)

ayyy
>t. konstantinos popakokalous

>>tfw no one delivers to my house anyways
don't you live in morrilton?

>what's with people here in Arkansas slowing down to get off the highway

the worst drivers in AR are texans, and the on/off ramp thing is usually somone in an old car with shit acceleration

>the on/off ramp thing is usually somone in an old car with shit acceleration
my car can't make it to 60 before I get to the freeway

fuck sticks and fuck Europeans who shill them

little ceasers is pretty good here.
Not only does papa john's fucking suck and their pizzas are tiny, they also try to do what the burger places did and try to sell a 10 lira pizza for 25 liras.

But the burger joints all had the agreement that they were gonna charge extra while the pizza places dont have that so papa johns just ends up being really expensive

No, I live on Lake Conway, but I go to school in Morrilton

hm, don't feel like I noticed that too much in TN, but it's probably because the highways were so clogged up there that I never got up to 50

I was almost going to get my grandparents' camper and park it near Lake Conway and just live there during the school year but I decided against it

>the worst drivers are texans
fixed

the gooks are better than Texans

>there are videos of Mayweather hanging out with Kadyrov

I hate all the alt-right shills in youtube
Literally lefty media tier delusional faggots

that sounds comfy
but also extremely dangerous

That's why I have a pistol

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

It's a nice place to live, it's got a great view and it's not too far away from everything, but most of the neighbors suck, not all of them though
also you probably would have been kill when it flooded back in April

BUT I GET UP AGAIN

yeah but what makes you think you would wake up?
Or that you could shoot at someone whilst in bed and only a quarter of your brain working.
Its not like there is an upstairs bit that you are sleeping in

>yeah but what makes you think you would wake up?
Who wouldn't wake up to someone prying open their door with a crowbar

>or that you could shoot at someone while your brain isn't working
that's why I have multiple bullets sweaty

and the bed is up about four feet from the entrance. It's not a small camper

okay well some fucker just rammed your shitty camper into the lake and now you are sinking

Get outta that one sherlock

>he can't swim
Why the fuck would anyone do that. The only reason anyone would attack me is because they're either a nigger or a meth head trying to steal my tv

all your belongings are now semi-destroyed and the guy who rammed you shoots you with a shotgun just as you surface.

>why would anyone do that

Gas the Fags

>meth heads
>lake conway
this is heroin country lad

Pine Bluff is still solidly meth country and I haven't been to the shitty parts around Conway. My parents live next to a guy who does shit with meth and he gives us shit from his garden so we don't rat him out

I wonder if turpentine would be okay to use to clear rosin from the violin strings

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Oh, we live next to a preacher that runs a rehab place for drug addicts, he gives us a bunch of chicken that gets donated to him when he doesn't have room for it, so we've got like three freezers full of chicken. His nephew is a heroin addict, ironically enough.

why do you need to clear the rosin off? I thought you were supposed to keep putting more of it on

>LOSEiana

Alright, frick you my man, here, have a picture of Atlanta after the Civil War.

>7.88mb

Well fuck, here's a drawing then.

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>implying I like Atlanta

>go to Safeway in home town
>while waiting in line for checkout my fucking first ex-gf who is apparently working there walks by, recognizes me, and greets me as if we hadn't not spoken for seven years
nearly shat myself and ran out of the store, it was like seeing a ghost. They'll be cleaning up spaghetti spillage there for weeks.

gay

W-Well...
Uh....Georgia ?
M-More like......uh.......

fuck youia >:)

not on the strings, but on the bow
you need to clean the strings and also the violin itself after you use it but im a dumb dumb so i only clean the violin and not the strings.
They get sticky

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Reminder that women aren't important

i have been jacking the strings of this fucking violin furiously with a light sock for 10 minutes now

It's also quite clear Georgia didn't put any effort into any of their flags.

You can't name ONE Georgia flag that was decent.

she's not a woman anymore
I am not making this up
apparently she decided she's a guy in university

>he dated a guy

Why wanting to associate the confederate flag with the nazism? what the fuck it has to do? Nazis were fucking commies, Southerners are supposed to be protestant conservatives.
you are also worshipping the pagan Hakenkreuz reversed svatiska, who is the symbol of the Thulean society, a pagan black magic cult.

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>His flag is still just a blue flag with the state seal
>just like half of the country

had a similar experience
>at work
>see car pull up
>see old professor from college get out
>oh god
>its the professor whose class i dropped and never talked to again when i dropped out of school
>oh god
>she opens door
>enthusiastically greet her "oh hey ms. **** its great to see you"
>awkwardly catch up
>she rambles about a bunch of random shit for a while longer because she was an art professor
>how she just got tenure and needed it because she just built a house
>we get to "oh did you graduate user?"
>"no i just god my associates degree"
>suddenly she asks
>"were your parents rich?"
>wtf
>"no we were solidly middle class"
>"oh mine were filthy rich and i changed majors a dozen times, meteorology, sculpting, journalism, a little medicine, i must've worked thirty different jobs before i became an art professor"
>all respect for her lost
>suddenly another customer comes in
>she awkwardly makes an exit

fucking weird moment

It was just a meme, lad, I'm pretty sure no one in this general is a Nazi.

poor sod

Our current flag is, but our past flag was actually unique unlike Georgia's.

>1st Confederate flag with just a seal in it.

Thanks Georgia for ruining a perfectly good flag.

gas all an*tolians

does your hand still hurt when you hold the bow? I tried to hold the bow on my violin according to the instructions in a youtube video and after a while it was really not fun

I have a little question, why some people had flags with nazi svastika in charlottesville? what the fuck it has to do with the south? were they the most retarded ones who fought againts the retarded anti-fascists? was this forced by the mayor of charlottesville?

the ball of my thumb hurts after an hour but other than that not really.
But i did get used to holding the bow really quick because im already used to holding brushes and pens and guiding them with light wrists movements so i already kinda knew how to hold it.
Also holding brushes and pens for hours upon hours has made individual fingers and the grip of my hand stronger

some of the more visible faggots at charlottesville were probably soros plants, but white supremacists in general tend to associate with the klan and neonazis

It looked like it belongs to a Communist southeast Asian country and you know it.

I'm still trying to figure out what part of Turkey you even like.
Are you a Thracian separatist or some shit

The Charlottesville events were just dumb all around. Very few people were actually there to protest the removal of the Lee statue. It was just a big pissing contest, and both sides were there expecting a fight.
Although I will admit the left is normally the side who hits first.

also the turpentine worked
i looked it up on whether it was safe or not and some guy said it was relatively safe in small dosages.
Finally my strings are not sticky

W E S T E R N T U R K E Y

jk i hate people in general fuck em.
hold on ill make a map thingy

>what the fuck it has to do with the south
Because some people associate pride in the South's past with pride in the """"white race""""" (nevermind that white Europeans have been killing each other since they got to Europe). Most of those people were yanks and all of them were retards who don't understand what they were protesting and just wanted to be on camera. They're just as bad as anti-fa and they're the cancer that is killing the South

>Communist southeast Asian country

Still better than ripping off a flag and putting your seal on it s m d h.

This conversation is gay. Let's just agree Florida should change it's damn flag. It's too similar to Alabama's.

(you)

Agreed, Florida should change their flag to pic related, so Louisiana and Florida can be best friends :)

>implying Conway's wrong

>(you)
not even looking for (You)'s bud

Also you're an idiot if you don't recognize that they were Agency shills

That one would get confused with Liberia. Just like how foreigners confuse the Bonnie Blue with Somalia.

I didn't imply anything. I just said (you)

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(You)

Nuh-uh, Liberia has a smaller canton.

Wish we had three separate years of history for general world history until the renaissance, English history from 1066 to the end of the Empire, and American history and then a final year of civics. Feel like it would do a lot to help people understand where our governmental system came from

buffstream.com/watch/boxing.php
in case anybody wants a stream of the fight. It's on in 45 minutes.
>micks and Britfags are going to have to stay up until 3 AM to watch

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Have you seen there fuggin county flags?

(You)

I would like McGregor to win because I 1. don't like Mayweather and 2. like Potato Island, but I don't expect him to win.

So essentially you like the "Megali Idea" parts of Turkey?
>Anyone got that "Nothing personal, Kurd" pic of Saddam?

megai also includes the entire black sea coast
i dont like L*z '''''''people''''''
anything east of zonguldak is subhuman

Yeah, me and the guys at /flag/ joke about it some times, but there are far more worse flags, for example.

oh my fucking god

>/fl*g/
how autistic can you get lmoa

>/balt/
how autistic can you get lmoa