WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS N SHIEETT

WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS N SHIEETT

>op hasn't seen the movie yet is still triggered by it because he's a manlet

>skirts/dresses
>not in hijabs
>only one Woman of Size
>cis
What is this patriarchal piece of shit?

bingo

manlets are the biggest memers

> triggered

This word is so overused. What is your definition of it? Do "triggered" people usually mock things?

Let me just guess the plot of this movie

>NASA needs this super complex, super specialized work done
>"sir we haven't found anyone that can do this..W-well except for.."
>income the 3 ladies. Likely on a public bus, with rocks being pelted at the windows
>everyone at NASA completely dumbfounded as these women walk by them
>enter Bryan Cranston or some other similar actor
>"space is no place for NIGGERS!"
>ohnoyoudidnt.tif
>montage of the 3 ladies working days on end, pencil leads breaking, crosses being burned on their front lawns
>"we need these calculations now! Can we really trust these.... these NIGGERS!"
>"sir.. they are our best shot. They are our only shot"
>final scene shows the rocket blast off successfully. Bryan Cranston looks at the ladies and gives a nod knowing his views were false and he's learned a lot"
>credits with blooper reel plays

Anyone who has seen this tell me how close I am to being right

>skirts/dresses
Empowering because the women CHOSE to wear it. Biggot.

>not in hijabs
Empowering because the women CHOSE to not wear it. Biggot.

>only one Woman of Size
Slimshaming, kys. Biggot.

>cis
They're all trans and autistic lesbians suppressed by western white-man culture. Biggot.

>enter Bryan Cranston or some other similar actor
better yet, the guy from big bang theory. I could only get through 15 minutes of it but it's more the variety of 'strong intelligent black women manage to put up with all these ignorant whites all while making sassy quips'

that's the point. triggered is the new 'u mad', in the capacity that it's something of a self fulfilling prophecy, calling someone mad used to actually cause them to become mad, and calling people triggered elicits a similar negative response

Did they invent a rocket that runs on peanut butter?

From wiki:

>Despite Mr. Carter's best efforts at protecting his intellectual property his invention was stolen by Mr. Skippy and Mr. Jif who copied his ideas and sold it to the american public. Mr. Carter spent his later years homeless and penniless, his last invention trying to make a phonograph needle out of a peanut.

I want to play the guessing-game.

>NASA needs this super complex, super specialized work done
Probably right.

>>"sir we haven't found anyone that can do this..W-well except for.."
Yeah they'll be underdogs for sure.

>income the 3 ladies. Likely on a public bus, with rocks being pelted at the windows
Nah it needs to seem more like "passive racism".

>everyone at NASA completely dumbfounded as these women walk by them
[inspiring music intensifies]

>"space is no place for NIGGERS!"
Too offensive to go in the movie.

>montage of the 3 ladies working days on end, pencil leads breaking
Undoubtedly. There is no question about them being portrayed as "hard working people".

>final scene shows the rocket blast off successfully. Bryan Cranston looks at the ladies and gives a nod knowing his views were false and he's learned a lot"
Totally, a nice "and then whitey learned to get BTFO" ending.

>credits with blooper reel plays
I really really fucking hope so.

>"space is no place for NIGGERS!"

>I literally just invent things in my head so I can have something to feel mad about

But why

>He doesn't have a strawmanning tulpa

>white males getting triggered simply when minorities or women are on screen

white male fragility in full view holy shit

Don't pretend you don't, shit lips

You forgot the drama in the movie senpai. I'll help you out

>white nazi scientists eyeballing the black women working
>they rip up their extremely complex great work while they sleep or are away
>dramatic scene where they come in and see their work destroyed
>go to boss with ripped up paper
>"I don't want any excuses from NIGGERS now have the work done in an hour or you get LYNCHED"
>they do it in 30 minutes through pure amazing determination and showing they overcame diversity
>after they turn in the work the white scientists at the end look down in shame at how wrong there world view was

This, high iq non shitskin non big lipped non wide nosed non nappy headed white males absolutely btfo, they're so mad hahaha

nigger bashing threads is my favorite threads no joke

>whites
>high IQ

lol even jews and asians have higher IQ. you're literally untermensch even in your own countries. be a smelly redneck trash elsewhere and let real people talk cumskin.

The best part is the one nigger in the thread going "LOL U TRIGGERED MUH DICK"

me too

I didn't actually talk to a black person irl until I was 19 and it's only happened a handful of times since

> apefrica average
> 70
> europe average
> 100
> israel aveage
> 115
> chink average
> 110

WHITEY BTFO BY THE SUPERIOR APEFRICANS

That user did declare that he was guessing. As in not knowing but assuming. And based on the Hollywood trend his assumptions aren't THAT far-fetched.

This sounds accurate based off their smug expressions in the picture.

>lying on the internet

Woman of size hahaha

You're almost completely correct. It's just so annoying to see that most of the ''facts'' in the movie never happened and it is not at all a representation of the actual story. It's all Hollywood forgery.

Where did you find these numbers, big guy? Also: Israel is not a race.

I grew up in a poor suburban neighbourhood and I have been beaten and robbed by black people countless times

...

Why did they make them look like sassy, millennial black women when the people they're based on looked like 50's secretaries?

idk