Roast my country

Give me your best /pol

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who?

This shitstain

I guess the fact no one can think of anything means your country is irrelevent

Your flag looks african.

Said the Canadian
Finaly something

arent you a temporarily free russian oblast?

What are you exactly?

You guys said that you'll defend us...
>Czechoslovakia 1938
We are safe!
>Poland 1939

Buffer zone

slav-tier, honey liquor sippin, irrelevant, former soviet, baltic dumpster of europe

>Mfw a lot of people here are mad, because they won't be able work in the UK

...

Literally a very small and slightly more european version of russia.

Hey this is the lithuanian roast thread. You're not supposed to return the roasting. You asked for it.
(Like I don't realize that Canadians are thought to be lower than shit on this board)

Lithuania?
More-like "Lith you AINT-ia"

wat now?

how would you feel if you were gifted to russia by Trump as a sign of friendship?

Why do you have the same flag as Bolivia?

i dont know much about you Tbh

I always find the joke in itself when I have to Google the country flag to figure out who it belongs to.

Good one, Lithuania

Known for their structural masterpieces

Literally who? Where in Africa is this country?

Latvia...Lithuania... Whats the difference?

That's um... Something?

Reply when the build anything rivaling this though.

I like your flag.

Livonia

Kill yourself. Oh wait, you don't need me to tell you that do you?

Good basketball playings

our own - world's tallest free-standing fruit

>fruit

Canacuck, please.

You're like, Lithuanian or something

what happened to the Lithuanian who posted that gif of the guy hitting his face with a pan all the time?
Hopefully he didn't kill himself...

You will never be relevant again

That's good, but can it beat the world most elevated crustacean?

Your flag has green and yellow. And uh....

see thisso probably it happened.

What's the difference between Balts and Slavs?

I wasn't sure your country still existed or disappeared during the fall of the communism.

Nobody knows you even exist.
Even fewer care.

I sometimes mistake Columbia's flag on Sup Forums for Lithuania's. Fortunately, on a second glance, it's easy to tell which post is interesting and which has a green stripe.

Lithuania is rightful Teutonic orders clay.

Stop committing seppuku, Japan.

Literally, who?

You should be a part of poland (Or russia)

Duberinos confirm. Lithuania on s u i c i d e watch.

That feel when Poles in general like Lithuania because
>we were one country once
and the Lithuania hate Poles because
>we were one country one

Ale Wilno to polskie jest, pamiętaj.

Okay, Sup Forums seems to think that the original original post I intended to make, without spacing or rewording of the first word, is spam.

What word in that could have been spam?

gay pride

You're responsible for Rose Namajunas and Charles Bronson.

Literally so irrelevant that no one knows what to roast us about.

take a screenshot and post it nig.

I love Lithuania, fascinating history and culture.

my ancestors left lithuania because it was so shit in the 20th century

>poland's bitch
>"relevant"

come on, let's be honest

All I've got is more fruit...

>Flag
The country is shaped like fucking africa

There you go.

Alright I'll level with you. Fruit is pretty good I suppose.

Either the dots are interfering or Sup Forums is slowly filtering Aussies

Not even that. After the Soviet occupation they've been told by communists that Poland was an evil empire that abused them. Now, in an act of "defiance", they're bringing down the streets' nameplates in Polish language (leaving the Russian though) and devastate Polish cemeteries. Umm... Lithuania stronk!

No one knows what to say because it's only really been a country for the past couple decades. And who knows if Russia will just swallow it up again in the near future. It's like asking about America during its Critical Period.

well theres your awnserino.

Not quite as tall but still impressive nonetheless

Definitely not dots. I tried again.

Also the moderation team on Sup Forums is cancer so I highly doubt they are doing anything to put a stop to Australians.

I'd say either suicide or dubs are the problem.

Shit son. I can appreciate the skill involved. Size isn't everything (ohgoditishelpmeandmy5inchcockohmygodkillme)

suicide watch

Testing more terms.

The hate didn't originate from the USSR. It's mostly coming from the Interwar period, when you occupied Vilnius.

du bs confirm

Can i still go to work in UK. I need € for rope.
Shouldn't /pol addore us:
>conservative
>hate muslims/niggers

>leaving the Russian though

No we are not. This was supposed to be a roast thread not slander thread.

I enjoyed your faction in the Medieval II:TW expansion pack

Alright yeah the phrase "d u b s c o n f i r m" has been fucking banned.

Klaipedo more like MEME-L

...

Complains about not being able to write about dubs

>gets dubs

Fuck off

>hate
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>implying Wilno isn't Polish in the first place

low IQ white people who are slightly taller than your average European.

youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU

hm

Lithuanian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Lithuanian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “

Is Lithuania a place in Game of Thrones?

Dancig bitte

pasiruose jus priimti atgal visus treninginius, kai juos is anglu isspirs? o ar jie planuoja i vokietija varyt?

Lithuania was the pagan master race

Basketball is a lame sport.

Būsiu labai nustebęs jei jie sugrįš į Lietuvą.

Nieko, Kaune dahuje vietos

you could defeat the cucktholics

>Temple of dievas

You take that back

You appear to be a member of the EU. That should be enough, really. After that, I do not think any further roasting is necessary.

in the name of Giltine and Perkunas

Lithuanian 7-course meal:
One of these and a six-pack

Countries between Estonia and Pooland are irrelevant, might as well have stayed in Russia so Russia would't have that retarded plot of land without a land connection to their home.

I think its that place north of the wall

Latvia's better

A FUCKING LEAF

game?

see

yes

Is Lithuania planning to win the Eurovision anytime soon?