Man and woman lock eyes across room

>Man and woman lock eyes across room
>Jump cut to them having sex

happens all the time in real life, virgin

maybe if you actually looked somebody in the eyes instead of watching Rick and Morty on your phone you would know

provided you aren't fat, ugly and smelly, but that is a gigantic benefit of the doubt on my part

Oh

Never happened to you?

This

>match with THICC chick on Tinder last night about 11pm
>not even 45 minutes talking she gives me her address
>not even 30 minutes into that we start fucking
>finish, we're chatting. Ask how many sex partners she's had
>"45"
>when was your last?
>"last night"
>mentions she broke up with her boyfriend 4 days ago. Already has fucked me and another rando bareback
>also tells me she got chlamydia twice in her life
She was high test as fug tho

This dude gets it.

It doesn't even have to be tinder,
>went to a pub with friends from my college group the other day
>drank a bit
>talked with a female colleague a bit
>made out with her
>took her home
>fucked her
>the other day act like nothing happened

we are also both 'dating' other people so this could be considered 'cheating'. but who cares

fuck off normalfags

>BEING TROLLED this EASILY

c'mon son...

me on the foreground

>2 IPs

kys

You already posted this on /fit/

What happened when you woke up from your dream?

I debated on going and getting tested

they should include the awkward first making out, the my place or yours conversation, the checking for a condom, getting a taxi and ignoring the driver's babble, trying not to wake up your flatmates as you open the door and go inside

>15 posts
>3 IPs

this is getting ridicolous, OP

Are you retarded?

This

how much did she cost?

I am, actually.

I browse reddit.

Share pics, faget

What did you mean by this?

Hehehe

What you're suggesting is DEEPLY immoral.

Why do you think such a movie, properly edited, is at best considered PG?

Hint: It's because displays of sexual intercourse are wrong.

Duh.

pretty much this
also definitely helps being black

Thats how attractive people do.

You don't get points for fucking fat chicks.

this is nupasta you newfags

>tfw 35 yo black virgin
Don't believe his lies

>Protagonist is a rich kid
>He has everything: hot babes, money, parental love, friends, etc.
>Movie is about him BEING FUCKING DEPRESSED

other user here

why would I watch R&M on my phone during parties?

3th season isn't there yet

enjoy your 3DPD anons

>THICC
So she was fat

>man and woman clearly attracted to each other
>they don't end up having sex
any movies that do this?

>man and woman clearly attracted to each other

what do you expect? that they play chess together?

The man stumbles to get a word out, she doesnt acknowlege his nervousness. Man drinks half a bottle of Jack alone while shitposting.

...

project harder

>fat slut with chlamydia
HAHAHAHA

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