SO PLEASE MTV, PIMP MY RIDE!

SO PLEASE MTV, PIMP MY RIDE!

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Man, I loved that show even tho the cars would look like shit.

>i like to watch tv
>dude, we put 500 tv's in your car

kek

MAD MIKE, WHAT'CHO GOT FOR US?

YO DAWG

>Dude, you‘re engine is still shit but check out the huge subwoofer we put in your trunk. It's off the chain, bro.

>One episode where the guy has a pickup truck he uses for his job of delivering Medical supplies
>They turn the bed of his truck into a pool table

???

>my car is a little cold sometimes
>dude we put a literal fireplace in your car

Hearty kek. I remember being confused when I saw that...

Didn't they put TV's under the car at one point too?

BITCH TRIED TO KILL HER SELF, SO WERE PUTTING SUICIDE DOORS ON HER CAR. ALSO 27 WIDESCREENS AND A POPCORN MAKER

What about the episode with the family.
>I drive my kids to school and the other kids laugh at my car
Then they removed the 2 back seats and replaced it with a stereo. How is he supposed to be driving his kids to school now?

Yeah they put TVs in the mudflaps, borrowing the idea from a Mad magazine parody comic.

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKED BOWLING SO WE PUT A BOWLING ALLEY IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR that actually happened

West Coast Customs has had several other TV shows just without Xzibit.

It was on a secondary Discovery channel that turned into Velocity.
IIRC I just heard a commercial that they have a brand new show.

Shit is awful

YO ABDUL WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVING INTO CROWDS SO WE PUT A TAN ON YO GRILL DAWG

>Yo we gonna replace the windshield with a massive flatscreen tv. This is gonna be off the charts, dawg.

Got a link?

The cars ideas were so fucking stupid.

At the end i just couldn't watch it anymore. The host was pretty funny though.

Although that show was a million times better than the SJW garbage they have now.

>oh yea you like gaming? motherfucker we put a conveyor belt in the back of yo shit wit THREE ps3's rotating around mahfugga
>and they light up too nigga

Didn't people complain that they didn't really do anything to the cars other than make them look stupid?

I remember reading how the contestants just sold the cars the minute they got them back because they were still the same pieces of junk that went in, just with added stereo equipment and a fresh coat of paint.

HOL UP
SO U BE SAYN'
WE PIMPN RIDES N SHIET?

WE HEARD YOU LIKE

>tfw I liked Pimp my ride when Xzibit was the host

Come and get me

Lol wtf.

And i bet they are not easy to sell. Who would want to buy that shit.

Is easier just selling it by parts.

That episode where they add fake engine reeving sounds to that blondes car...

I bet she was BLACKED by Xzibit the moments the cameras shut off.

>i liked the original pimp my ride

you want a medal?

...

Everyone did. Xzibit is based.

HolyKEK

>mfw they used big mike to intimidate the car owners if they didn't act suprised and happy enough
>mfw they would trash the cars even more before filming if the condition they were in wasn't bad enough
>mfw they would strip the valueable stuff like LCD screens and game console after filming out of the car

They did it without Xzibit? Who hosted it?

They usually didn't pimp the cars at all, or took the shit back after the taping. There are several videos that dive into this. Its a show, they kept doing more and more dumb shit because they had to keep escalating it. There was no money involved if they gave out these ridiculously expensive cars for free.

>Pimp my Ride
>Fist of Zen
>Wild Boyz
>Viva la Bam
>
What's some other 2000s mtv kino?

>From watching the show, you might have thought that the vehicles were in the shop for about a weekend or even a week or two and then were given back to their owners. Not the case at all. At least for the contestants spoken to by HuffPost, the cars would actually be in the garage for about six to seven months, which obviously caused some problems.

>Jake Glazier remembered who he thought was one of the producers mentioning that breaking up with his girlfriend would be good for the show. As Glazier explained to HuffPost, the apparent producer said something about how it would play better into the storyline of him having a “shitty car” and needing the pimping to no longer be lonely.

>Jake Glazier only had the car for about a month, as he sold it fairly quickly for about $18,000. He had originally bought the car for $500. But Glazier also regretted selling the car as the buyer — MTX, the audio company whose product was in the car — really just wanted their sound system back so it didn’t fall into the hands of their competitors.

I remember watching one of the later pimp my rides when they injected a bunch of fake drama between characters into the show, like full retard reality tv bickering, it was so out of place and never in the early seasons.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2971533/Pimp-Ride-contestants-reveal-Xzibit-s-customized-cars-fake-just-didn-t-work.html

>Martino also claimed the producers just wanted to put the cotton candy machine into someone's car, and selected him because he was fat, even pouring bags of candy into his pre-pimped car.

>'I know I'm fat, but they went the extra mile to make me look extra fat by telling the world that I kept candy all over my seat and floor just in case I got hungry.

>'Then gave me a cotton candy machine in my trunk,' he said.

>'I sat there and watched them dump out two bags of generic candy. I did not have any candy all over my car. That was completely fabricated for the story.'


Lol when you are this dude and they make you look extra fat.

>guy likes video games
>they put 3 Xbox's in his backseat
>and 6 tiny ass LCD screens in the trunk

holy fuck this shit was bad

youtu.be/CZnQn6Gf-hs?t=1028

That's pretty mean.

Dudesons in America was watchable and im sure you haven't seen it.

Apparently most of the pimped cars broke down very quickly because they didn't actually upgrade the engine to carry all the extra weight.

cracked.com/article_24355_6-reality-shows-that-arent-just-fake-theyre-outright-evil.html

>"Pimpee Seth Martino was barely able to even drive his car home after the show -- after all was said and pimped, he ended up having to spend $1700 of his own money to fix the engine."

Dudesons was on for a while over here in Yurop, I specifically remember the neighbour hitler parts, p. good.

Kek
But is it any surprise really?

We know that the shows like Cheaters and Room Raiders were outright faked

He cant play along and get his free car?

>want an improved car
>all you get is a car that has a useless lid-less cotton candy machine in it and is now so heavy that you have to pay extra to get a new engine

>Xzibit rolls into shop
>proprietor of auto shop and his employees are visibly aghast
>they shake their heads in disbelief
>they cover their mouths - literally speechless
>one crouches down and covers his eyes, unable to look at the vehicle in its current state of disrepair any longer
>one starts whooping and hollering, jumping around while shouting "No! No! No!"
>Xzibit emerges from the vehicle with a knowing smile and greets his friends

>want an improved car
>dont go on an MTV reality show

I have the vague memory of the earlier pimped rides looking very decent.
Like something you would actually use in real life.
And probably did fix the engine a couple of times

Am i imagining things? Who remembers the first episodes?

Jackass
Daria
Spy Groove
Aeon Flux
Celebrity Deathmatch

wonder showzen and the andy milonakis show

Like so often to stay interesting they gotta up the ante to keep people watching, so their shit got crazier over time and less useful to the person who actually wanted help with his car.

Dirty Sanchez
more degenerate UK jackass

>wildboyz
>good

>my friends brother got a letter from mtv to be on the show and to act surprised when they came
>he declined because he didnt like the colors they paint it with

Cribs
Next
Clone High
early True Life was pretty decent depending on the episode. sometimes they had really sad qt's on it.

Who are all the people out there that apparently watch shows like Teen Mom?

Is Catfish MTV kino?

kek

That's what they did to every car. They just put 10+ TVs inside. I remember one episode where the floor in the back was TVs. You can fit two people in the back, but you have 16 TVs... wtf?

>And probably did fix the engine a couple of times

Highly doubt it
Its not a performance shop, its a "customs" shop.
If you watch their actual non pimp my ride shows, they work on Lamborghinis and Porsches and shit.

Their clients are having their cars worked on by real dealers, or if they have a souped up one by a performance shop.

Their job is to paint, upholster, and fab up any body or interior work.
I doubt they even have a mechanic on staff.

>clone high
my nigga

a show about this show would have been kino

The Hills
Laguna Beach

>I doubt they even have a mechanic on staff.

They had a flatbed truck on stand-by which should tell you enough.

that show was comfy af desu it was like watching a stoner version of the croc hunter but with 2 bros

>it's a main characters stare solemnly at eachother at the end of each scene

That was great tho

>its a Heidi and Spencer break up again episode

It was close to gay softcore pornography

Nigga, it was all gay, but in a fun way.
>when that fucking orangutan trashes their hotel room, drinks their beer and pisses on the floor

house wives or single moms in their late 30s/early 40s
high school slags and wanna be thots
and 15 year old pregnent girls trying to have an emotional connection with the roasties on the show

To truck out the abortions they created?

to be fair that was pretty much the humor of the jackass crew though in fact a lot of guys back then played around like that

You want Kino? This is Kino.

>to be fair that was pretty much the humor of the jackass crew

Not in the original series. Not in CKY
Only come the shitty movies when they had run out of ideas.

>wearing a t-shirt over long sleeves

Also notice that there wasnt much gay shit in Viva La Bam either.

There was a clear divide in the jackass crew, and its why they folded so easily too.

Not only that after taking back their shit they would give back half fucking empty cars back to contestants, missing back seats, steering wheels etc, they also got turbo fucking mad when the contestant din't act overly hyped or excited going fucking crazy at the car reveal. Remember when there was leaked footage of a producer with xzibit just straight up yelling at the dude that they worked so hard and he doesn't fucking act like he won a million dollars

Ascended god tier comfy show m8 10/10 choice

CKY and jackass had a bit of that from what i remembered but now that you brought that up they really did up the whole no homo humor with the first movie though

it's kino

Link or this is bullshit.

This happened with home makeover shows too. The vast improvements to the house meant they couldn't afford to live there so they have to move.

The cars Oprah gave away were classified in a way tax-wise that many people who got one sold it to pay for various charges.

And people in Biggest Loser often put on more weight after the show because they go back to their same lifestyle without round the clock monitoring

Fucking this, and the "A x Is Born" series.
>watching a guy build a helicopter step by step in his shack
2 much comfy.

google that shit yourself, faggot

>buy good cars at a premium
>spend a lot of time fixing a minor problem or two
>flip it making very little profit on the car with fake haggling scenes

Every single episode.
Meh

Overhaulin was fucking awesome (especially early ones where they still could steal the cars)
Wrecks to Riches was good
Chasing Classic cars was really comfy

I liked Monster Garage if you want an outlandish one.

Shit tier shows
>counting cars
>graveyard cars
>chop cut rebuild
>fast and loud
>desert car kings

More that I cant remember. Im not sure why its so hard to make a good car TV show.

My dumb bitch baby mama. She loved to watch it because she'd get to act all high and mighty about "not being like those idiots"
>Mfw I accidentally knocked her up before she turned 20

>makes a statement
>"prove it"
>"lol no"

THIS
Every car was one pothole away from being a pile of legos.
Smooth move,add more weight to car that can barely move itself.
Every episode,yo dawn, we heard you like walking home while almost crying due to an unexpected financial burden.

>The vast improvements to the house meant they couldn't afford to live there so they have to move.

How so?
An increase in property tax isnt going to put people out on the street, especially if they could already afford the house before the improvements.

Am I the only one who liked Fast and Loud?

you have my condolence, hope the kid takes after you

why would tax increase? did they buy more land or what? or do people in amercia get taxed depending on how nice their house is?
IRS: "New panels how nice, thats threefiddy for us, kay?"

I just cant stand how fake the personas of the guys are. Its so off putting that I cant enjoy the car stuff.

I saw that one, the owner loaded luggage onto planes, thus the conveyor belt in the trunk.
I thought they were outdated hand held systems tho. Not willing to argue over that shit show, so if I'm wrong,dont care

Your property tax is a percentage of your lands value, and your homes value combined.

>today we've got an original Ford GT40
>let's go ahead and paint it lime green and give it brown rims

islandpacket.com/news/local/community/beaufort-news/article33405354.html

Sometimes it's the taxes, sometimes it's the utilities. Since the houses spring up so quickly it's often an issue of building quality that costs extra to fix

Oy my goy.

Fucking loved this show, only problem was the half hour time slot and the fact that they split the restoration of the car into two episodes. I want to see it done to completion and instead i have to wait till tomorrow to see it finished, and in the early 2000's when this show was popping off i couldn't just go online and watch the rest. That had my jeremies troubled a couple of times back in the day

YOU'VE GOT TO
PIMP
MY
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
(DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN RIGHT)