How can we fix South America?

how can we fix South America?

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1271269/Guy-records-27-shocking-attempted-robberies-Rio-Janeiro.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

All people with more than 50% Native DNA need to GTFO

Leave that to #Lula2018

we need a big war. who's up for paraguay once again?

i said fix

better nuke it

What's wrong with it?

No, he's right. By 2018 he'll be in jail, and that's the answer. Jail all criminals and present politicians and start again.

we need to kill all of you fucking latinos and the peace will be restored
south america belongs to brazil

1vs1 faggot

me la banco toda

Remove whites
Africans didn't ask to be brought there

what if we all team up against brazil

>Remove whites
Paraguay and Bolivia have virtually no white people. They seem to be doing worse.

>south america belongs to brazil

Where would you go if we tried that in Mexico as well?

>what if we all team up against brazil
Why would you want that? It would be an awful war, too many people on both sides.

brazilian army is shit, we would easily take you down

>brasil
>white people

>Africans
He said native, you dumb limey

that's what he's gonna do nigger

better than yours

nuke everything except the southern cone

bigger =/= better

Nuke

Ours is bigger and better than yours. Dumb donkeyfucker

South Americans Blacks aren't like Caribbean Blacks or African Americans, they're all cucks who hate themselves and live to get BLEACHED.
Um, nowhere?

>brazilian army
>not one of the shittiest armies in South America
monkeys are funny

nah, we ask usa to join us and we would promise them oil, done, you gtfo

>brazilian army is shit, we would easily take you down
Most of our armies are shit. Venezuela was slightly propped up by China and Russia, yours by the US, Argentina is a military nothing currently.

Huge tracks of land, forests and a massive amount of people. During a war effort, it really comes down to resources/industrial capacity and Brazil has it in spades. If there's no foreign intervention, in a DEFENSIVE war, you would bleed a whole lot more and end up losing.

ha

that's probably why I'm laughing at you and your country right now

>nah, we ask usa to join us and we would promise them oil
Why would the US help you though? It would be a diplomatic hell for them. It's more likely that they'll help us against Venezuela, if we decide to jump that train when it comes.

>all these monkeys replying to me

You really cant namecall anyone since you are colombian and its 99% probable you are 0n.
>0nonadatingsitewith100añosdesoledad.jpg

>a 4 feet tall mountain indjun coke sniffer thinks his country has anything vaguely resembling a threatening military force.

Venezuela has oil, if venezuela agrees to negotiate the oil, then no war will be necessary, if most south america goes to war against Brazil, who do you think they will support?

>a LITERAL MONKEY trying to trashtalk anyone else

maduro te deixa de pauduro?

Sure user, keep telling yourself that

sorry i don't speak ooga booga

Why is Lulla known as a hero? I heard like that

A genocidal war

>a provincial mountain nigger from a country most known for coke farming is trying to project his own insecurities by atttempting to talk shit about a nation 10 times its size and egging on his other neighbors who mostly see them as irrelevant trash to do the same
Sup Forums is a magical place

Leftist populist. Liked mostly in the northeast, hated by almost everyone else.

Brazilians are less civilized than Hispanics
At least Bolivia is improving, you on the other hand...

Why the fuck do mexicans come to a south american thread?

Why would you invade Venezuela?

he's corrupt af but he gave attention to areas in Brazil the government had forgotten about for decades.
people often acknowledge how corrupt he is but also that he did a lot for the country, before Dilma (which was fucking shit, not worse than Temer tho) economy and the country's general self steem was through the roof

I only came here to troll the unironic Mexican racist

The question is open for everyone, mulatto faggot

>1 colombian made 5 brazilians went full butthurt (as usual)


Macacos should be nuked.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

STOP, we all already know that Chile have the best military, no need to fight between you to see which is the worst.

calm down monkey, no one is stealing your banana

as most of populist presidents in latam, he gives people money for do nothing, and that dependency business is very profitable, here people loves an old man who made marihuana legal, that easy is to win people's vote here.. most populist presidents are considered heroes but they are nothing like corrupt leftists

>At least Bolivia is improving, you on the other hand...
We were doing fine until around 2010, when our GDP grew 10%. Then we found out the ruling populist party was pretending the 2008 crysis never happened by throwing money at it. By the time we found out, we were in a recession. Now more or less recovering, but it will take a few years. At least we managed to get rid of Lula and his puppet Dilma, but the fucker is trying to come back even though he's been incriminated of graft/corruption by our justice system already and will probably be condemned.

We wouldn't, but the US might. Didn't Trump threaten them already? Who knows what might happen.

oh fuck I thought it was a venezuelan this entire time

oh fuck i thought you where a human this entire time
jk, i didn't

I even talked about maduro and shit

>we all already know that Chile have the best military
About as impressive as your grammar.

Nah, I'm not worried you'd steal anything from me. I'm not a donkey farmer.

>a monkeyzilian talking about stealing
how ironic
dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1271269/Guy-records-27-shocking-attempted-robberies-Rio-Janeiro.html

Wow Not only east Asia but also Latin America

Well, your crime rate is virtually the same as ours. You do have a more exotic taste in women though, props for that.

well you do have weird preferences too, atleast that only happens in the northern area of our country, but seems like every brazilians loves getting his ass pounded

Dude, suck it up. Your shithole is more of a shithole than our shitshole.

A nuke.

lol, no

your shithole is the literal definition of a shithole, please pay some respect to your superiors

>superiors
>colombia is literally worse than brazil in all aspects
What did he mean by this?

Yes. But (not justifying, just complementing) you can call corrupt every fucking politician in Brazil, independently of its speech

stop el mestizaje maligno
sell more sopa de macaco to germany

>atleast that only happens in the northern area of our country
That's not what wiki says, buddy.

t. 40% native

>tfw i don't live in that shithole called bogota
feels like heaven
also, nice editing skills, monkey

>anything
>worse than brazil
doubt

>anything
>worse than brazil
The rate of HIV and other STDs in our equine population seems to be remarkly lower.

don't you guys have active communist rebels in your country

>he's corrupt af but he gave attention to areas in Brazil the government had forgotten about for decades.
No he fucking didn't, you PT drone. He did EXACTLY what the previous idiot was already doing, except with better marketing and in a prettier package, called Bolsa Senpaiília. That faggot Lula criticized FHC for his social programs and called it buying votes from the poor, and did exactly the same thing, like the cynical socialist cretin he is. He criticized them for not doing agrarian reforms, and then after getting in power he did EXACTLY the same thing as FHC and pretty much sustained his populist horseshit with agro industrialist growth and expansion. To the point where most of the militant left were still wating for that piece of shit to do anything he's promised.

And then when they were about to give up hope, his retarded successor decides to go a little more socialist with some price tabelling on gasoline and energy prices and immediately fucked it all up, but unlike Maduro, she didn't have a strong enough militancy or the army under the party so the establishment spat her out like trash.

Latin america's left is mentally retarded and considerably more corrupt than even the shit oligarchs becase they seem to want to subvert the entire system to fit their insane power fantasies. I you were sligtly less stupid, the oligarchs wouldn't be so powerful in the first place. You're dumber than liberals.

He's going to say that the FARC demobilized, and that obviously means that any kind of animosity, grudges, and the very men that were fighting for it instantly dissapeared.
Then he's going to say that it isn't a problem to begin with because he lives in a particular non-shit region of the country.

No se peleen muchachos

Kek