Why nobody thought of this before?

Why nobody thought of this before?

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that's surprisingly smart desu. did you come up with this yourself?

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he'll just spin around and deflect it all

Wow man, why you are not in charge of the new Star-Wars canon?

Yeah now how is that going to work against kylo's lightsaber?

Why not use a flamethrower?

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Jedi can simply slash super fast in an arc to deflect all three blows

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Why not just have three or four people shoot at once from different angles

Alot of people thought about this. What would a jedi do against shotguns? Only you are so damn stupid that you don't even think about it, invent a new weapon and even thinknyou are smart.
Also I have seen this image several times today.

kek

Why not just use normal lead/cooper rounds?I dont think they can deflect them

>try to shoot flamethrower
>jedi just force pushes all of the fuel back in your face

Not a good plan

what if he thrusts the saber forward, blocks the first 2 with the top part and then moves the saber to block then 3rd with the middle part

Force grab would be easy on them

Wtf you're a genius now?

Why not just have an army of droidekas roll them to Mordor?

How about a shotgun with a large spread? You can't grab a fucking actual bullet out of the air, force or not.

jedi would be aware of such weapons and learn to adapt.

What if the laser rounds were way larger than the sword? Jedi couldn't possibly block them then.

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Why don't the Jedi use the force for clever shit like this. Why do they never detach the wiring inside droids and shit like that. It's so fucking stupid.

In the vidya they had this shotgun that was good for this very purpose. A shotgun of some sorts that ejected hot pellets of some sort.

But user, all of thid already hapened in tartakovskys kino wars

The first two Battlefront games have a weapon like that called a Tri-Shot. Jedi just deflect it anyway though because it's a video game.

It's in the fucking Phantom Menance.
Jedi and Sith have some sort of precognition. This means they could dodge such a shot by sidestepping.

why does he have a boner

That's what they fucking did in Episode 3

The flechette gun?

or just use a normal gun that fire a bullet that isnt a laser to be deflected

h-holy shit DRUMPF BTFO!

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To be fair this would solve a shitton of problems for heroes and villains everywhere.

>angle lightsaber slightly forward
>block one bolt before turning to block the other two

the Jedi's knowledge of geometry is far too vast for a mere tri-barelled blaster to defeat them

jedis don't use eyes to evade it you fucking moron, they use the mind, clairvoyance or something alike.

Because any species, Jedi or not, would have the reflexes to stop a bullet going God-knows how fast.

The Jedis' advantage is a universe where lasers and plasma bolts and such move slower than the modern bullet.

You might even call it a "force" of some kind

You don't need this

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they're already in position to deflect the shot as it's being fired

That seems less impressive

>stupid sci-fi flick francise
>people treat it like its real life

Lets fight you cunto

The Mandalorians probably have a weapon like that. The new canon has been setting up Mandalorians as essentially being Jedi-killers, because apparently Boba Fett wasn't edgy enough already.

Pic related. Spunky purple-haired Mandalorian girl with an edgy black lightsaber, an energy whip so she can grab it from a distance, and a device on her wrist that basically lets her Force-push.

>What would a jedi do against shotguns?

force speed (bullet time) to deflect all the shots as they come in

Only if the weapon's perpendicular plane is perpendicular to the lightsaber's movement.

>That guy was a council member

Actually it was already explained:
Lightsabers can only be made by jedi.
That weapon belonged to a mandalorian Jedi from old as fuck times. Tarr Vizsla I think.
When he died his family (Vizsla Clan) stole the weapon and it has been passing from father to children since then.

The war between Jedi and Mandalorians from old ages also seems to be canon too, but this time the Jedi won (in old EU the renegades won, who were a group of Jedi who left the order and eventually fell in the dark side).

of course you can you nigger, it's the force

Why not a railgun or gausse rifle that can pass through matter?
A kyber crystal could power it

How about a simple shot gun?

How can white jedis compete?

Oh yeah, I forgot about the treason

You forgot about the wookies, too

They cant.

Who is faster, sonic at top speed or Kyle katarn with 3 force speed?

not really into SW EU but didn't this guy come up with tactics to beat jedi?

>force grab or push blaster users who seem at a angle advantage
>force dodge
>force speed
>force deflect projectile
>force blaster users to suck your dick

HK pls

Not if that is a continuous laser gun.

The distance between the barrels is smaller than the distance between the lightsaber's blades.

>Lightsabers can only be made by jedi.

Another reason why EU is fucking retarded.

out of the way fucking shits

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could a SW character be more based?

Kek nothing personal

has this issue ever legit been addressed in the star wars canon? a society sophisticated enough to develop spaceships and laser blasters must surely be able to devise a strategy to kill a man holding a sword
why not just throw a big fucking bomb at him

>Lightsabers can be made by anybody
Then what's the point

What is the best Star Wars game and why is it KotOR

this

Why does Grievous have both Anakin's and Luke's lightsabers?

They do, and that's why certain niggas specialize in Jedi assassination. Standard troopers don't carry that type of shit, because they don't face Jedi 99.99% of the time.

H-he's fast!

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>why not just throw a big fucking bomb at him
because theyll force psuh it back obviously. but in all seriousness jedi fight melee, if you drop a big bomb youre also killing your own guys. if you clear them out then the jedi knows whats up a gtfo