Ask a former recon medic whose friends are current SEAL/S /diplomatic security anything

Ask a former recon medic whose friends are current SEAL/S /diplomatic security anything

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don't seals just murder business people? they're hitmen.

they really have to kill someone and get away with it in their final training?

>somehow I doubt you know what I'm talking about

if you could go back in time right before you signed up, would you?

Would you suck venom out of your mate's cock so he could survive? Dire circumstance.

how many shot goats you sewn up?

When did you get out? There's a chance we operated together.

Why'd you let Todd Weaver die?

not that surprising if true

nigger and spic gangs have the same initiation ritual

Thats totally false. The majority of active seals right now havent even killed an enemy combatant, let alone a business man

Have a (you) proxy friend

Why haven't you killed yourself you, you fed cocksucker?

why are you on this degenerate board

no, even though i dont agree with anything the government is doing.

yes

one i used quick clot though

I got out in 07

Looks like a mostly unwrapped chocolate bar

How bad ass is JSOC?

just had a boy two weeks ago and want to teach him a thing or to before i go out

theres a ton of degeneracy but a ton of truth and hilarity also

the whole military is a dog and pony show

Nope, no proxy

Ah, I attended RMAS in '08.

There was some recon guys returning from Afghan on a stop over a few years back, naturally they weren't supposed to be drinking. I spoke to their CO and requested permission to take the men to teach some things to some of mine, the CO agreed. We ended up getting completely fucked in the Wham bar in the W hotel.

Good guys they were.

to elaborate most of my buddies that are active seals really want out but the reenlistment bonuses are huge and they are in constant training so most are trying to grab a couple more quals before they ets

You know what JSOC even encompasses? They are military sure but pretty sure it's jackal tier shit. Lots of Ops in places we shouldn't be. Was hoping you had insight.

OP you ever hook yourself up to an IV for a hangover?

What's the worst kind of injury to treat ?

Have you ever found another man attractive? Even just for a moment? If you have, what did you specifically think about? Was it his handsome face? His strong chest? His huge arms? Or maybe just his cock? Yeah, his cock. Maybe that cock is going down your throat? Maybe your looking up at him while he shoves his big vainy cock down your slut hole? What if he's about to climax and you pull away, but he busts all over your face? What about that huh? Maybe he takes a bit of that cum and makes you lick it off his fingers? "How's that taste?" He asks. What do you say? Well?

hahaha good man i bet they loved you! the smaller units can get away with it but its usually on the way out

There was JSOC and 22 SAS E-SQN (British equivalent of a CIA SAD team) with us in Yemen.

kek
i figured OP had no idea what I was talking about. Friend of mine was buds with a SEAL. He said he got tired of killing politicians/buisness people in countries we weren't at war with.

kay griggs on you tube talks about it all. I'd be surprised if it isn't 100% true.

Sweet. I wonder how much congressional oversight JSOC gets, if any. I am sure it's minor but I find it pretty interesting they are allowed to just fuck shit up without recourse. Probably even more shadowy tier structures out there I am sure but JSOC is all I really know about. And I don't know much. This shit gets muh dick hard.

dude JSOC is huge. any operation or duty station that has more than one brach SOF force is under JSOC command. The majority of spec ops from all branches dont do jackal shit. Delta, six, OGAs and contractors do jackal shit

burn most definitely

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Who run Bartertown?

i always had guys to hook me up for that but i hooked myself up to see if i could. i had to teach my whole team to give ivs. and not a week went by that someone didnt hit me up for onw

Is taking benadryl every night to sleep degenerate?

There's actually operators above Tier 1, despite what most people think.

Whenever we were returning to a base, you can clearly tell when E-SQN/JSOC/1SFB-QAF was returning. I was talking to a Marine on DPD one day, and he said this
>"Yeah sometimes there's guys walking in, you can tell straight off - Rangers, then there's the slightly more shady figures, SOF or UKSF. But then, there's guys that nobody knows a damn thing about, not that they want to"

not at all. cut your dost in half and throw a 5htp or melatonin in the mix. change it up. its better than ambien or benzos

Do you ever sometimes have to go and wipe your bum even though you didn't poo?

>Mfw I ll never be any tier and no one will remember me

Ty senpai.

yes ive done that before. wet the tp and get in there good if theres any doubt left

Do they teach the modern iso in practical pistol? How advanced are the standards?

>not wiping your bum when you take a piss, just to be sure

jsoc gets plenty but there are shadow agencies above them that do whatever they want and devgru/delta are on another planet as well but technically under jsoc command

I always wondered what the 3 sea she'll method of wiping your bum from demolition man entailed.

Top level deniable ops are Delta/CIA-SAD/SAS E-SQN and this really fucking weird group of British paratroopers whose name escapes me right now.

Hello mr.medic. What's the most gruesome or worst thing you've had to "fix"?

Have you ever been in a war-zone or area where you felt it totally unsafe and unrealistic to try and save someones life / repair an injury?

without getting into too much detail my most fucked up situation was an 18 year old marine who was messed up and i kept him alive through some intubation and invasive procedures. he looked 15 and i remember being partial and attached to him because he reminded me of my little brother. kept him alive till dustoff when i handed him over and i got an award for saving his life. i found out right before i ets'd that he actually died and they gave me the award to keep me feeling good. yes i was with a QRF team where our whole job was to keep moving through shitty situations where i wish i couldve helped

How can I become a SEAL? What do you think of Marcus Luttrell?

I respect what you did OP, I would also choose the medic path.

What is your life now? What do you do for a crust? Will there be a revolution in Saudi?

thank you. i have a construction company now. had my first kid two weeks ago. I doubt in saudi and even if it did it wouldnt affect us much. 95% of the "crises" we've experienced are manufactured. we are in the business of destabilizing regions and playing it off as something else.

Respect. God speed to you and your family.

militaryfags, tell me more about the boogyman tier operations if you know anything. Anyone got links?

get in shape, swim your ass off, get comfortable being wet and miserable and decide there is 0% youll give up theyll need to haul you out of there.

I think Lutrell is lucky as fuck to be alive. Kinda sucks to see the military/goverment use him as a pawn but i do like how he chased the dudes down that shot his dog.

gays or transgenders can make army great again?

Which JSOC unit is the hardest to get into

>British paratroopers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_Regiment_(United_Kingdom)

>whose friends are current SEAL/S
Sure they are buddy. Sure they are.

Name the 5 most common things you had to take care of while being on a mission!

This.

the government is sissifying our military on purpose

I meant as a foreigner freedombro.

And yeah I listened to his 911 call on that. "You better send someone, cause they got guns - and so do I" Ice fucking cold.

>on purpose
what

NATO vs. Russia. Who would win ? (No use of nuclear weapons)

>vainy
ruined the immersion

ya

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most common...fucked up feet, bacterial infections, dehydration. injury-wise its blast wounds, then gun shots. we treat lots of locals for all kinds of shit too

nato would win but id hate to fight russia. i lived in germany for a couple years and russians are pretty tough

>bacterial infections
I thought you guys are fit and have a good immune system. Also aren't you suplied with the most modern and best antibiotics ?

seals or PJs in my opinion

NATO 100% but again at what cost! and only thanks to USA and its allies outside of nato. russia is strong locally, usa globally, eu is a weak defensless cuck waiting to be raped. eu would suffer greatly and countless lives will be lost and countries destroyed. but in the end nato would win. russia doesnt have a chance. the only reason they still excist as a country is their nuke arsenal.

yeah id give them antibiotics but healthy people still get sick senpai. especially when they are tired and stressed

you live next to russia....do you see them as aggressors or mainly just wanting to be left alone?

what are your thoughts on BUNDESWEHR ? I think they are cucks. Only losers and dumbasses, who couldn't get a college place go there

they provide security for US forces on post/base and have to salute every US soldier whether enlisted or not as the drive in. I always thought that was pretty cucked. In all i think you germans are great people and am glad i was able to live there. a lot of your girls love black guys and culture though and theres a fuckton of turks.

how does it fell to be the dog of tou own country's occupation regime?)))

i was just about to tell the german the other thing i loved about germany was the russians. beautiful girls, i dated one for a while. i fought a couple russians too and you guys are tough as nails.zero quit in those boys.

to answer your question i dont feel anything.

>a lot of your girls love black guys
usually only the scum of the society dates blacks or turks.

I managed to get Tuberculosis in Afghan, senpai. Shit happens when you're living in a third world hellhole and interacting with slimes 24/7.

wasnt meant to be offensive. it probably had to do with where i was stationed and the german girls that would frequent the bars, i didnt see many german girls go for turks...i was just saying theres a shit ton of turks there and they hated us.

>Tuberculosis
What's your subjective valuation on that ? Was it worse than common cough ?

how bad did that suck?? its actually not all that uncommon thats why they test everyone with that shot in the forearm when you get home

Are Special Forces overrated ? Are they achieving anything of value beside looking like badasses ?

When the birts started theirs during WW2, they were a clusterfuck.

Commando raids like operation collar or claymore had no depth or purpose other than boost morale at home.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Commando_operations_during_the_Second_World_War

I'm not dissing them, I'm just genuinely curious why they get so much credit compared to more traditional outfits.

1) Please outline mission briefing and deployment

2) What the usual kind of mission you guys do?

3) What are your top must do preparations before leave?

so why did you drop out? did you find any cool stuff in the countryside? like saddams gold or some ancient ruins?

God bless

thats a very good question. Special Forces arent overrated they just arent superhuman. They are overall fairly intelligent, and definitely above average athletic. what sets them apart is that they do not quit, ever, and they mostly dont give a fuck, they arent scared of much and are very ok with dying. also they receive a massive amount of training.. so in a nutshell take a very mortal, highly athletic, smarter than average person who isnt scared of a whole lot and dump the best tools and tons and tons of training on him and you have a special forces operator.

>TB
No lie, getting TB was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to me. The military took months to properly diagnose it (the skin test didn't work on me), and so I ended up with a pretty severe dose without treatment for just under a year. I used to literally cough up calcified rocks (dead lung tissue). I finished treatment in Nov 14 but was told my lungs are damaged.
>Oh_sh1t.docx
I now have bronchiectasis and cough up blood nigh-on every morning when I wake up, sometimes during the day too. I have been told my lifespan will likely be shortened as the damage to my lungs is degenerative, and will likely only get worse. The good news is that in spite of all that nastiness, I don't actually feel bad, and am still able to workout and such. Would I go back in time and not go knowing I'd get TB? Nah, I would still to. Someone needs to bring civilization to Slimelandia.

friends found uday and qusays rolexes and other shit. commander brought back a gold ak.

>very ok with dying
why ? are they just got enough brainwashed ?

great thread, keep it coming OP

with QRF we rolled in a team of 6 fast moving humvees all w crew served weapons, either 50s or MK 19s. we were either providing security for officials and high ranking officers, responding to active threats or patrols that were pinned or assisting other units pursuing high value targets. we would be briefed before we left the wire and would know the percentage likelyhood we were to make contact. rolled with on 0-2 and a few E-7s every time. top preparations were to make sure my weapons were clean and that i had ammo and water.also make sure my teammates were awake,healhy and in decent spirits

Oldfag here. I was under supervision of French Naval Commandos during my military service.

You'd be surprised how chill and grounded these guys were, nothing like the army autobots that walked around with stick up their ass.

100% agressor! no mistake! they have invaded, enslaved, genocided and raped and pillaged us for half our excistense they attack and have had wars with everyone near them and are still trying to! just look at georgia (not the usa state) or ukraine. there are multiple military sites near our border and 100 000 troops. they recently tried to overthrow and take over our country with the bronze monument riot. theres a reason were in nato and why usa troops are here and we need more! theres a reason we fight along side britts and usa troops. russians have always been invaders. but imo a country like north korea wants to be left alone because the very moment someone attacks them theyr regime will collapse and lose power. but thats only imo. we hate russians like hell we hate russians more than you hate them we hate them more than anything, were blood enemies for ever. we are finno ugric they are slavic our language and culture and blood are completely different too. they have commited countless unimagineable atrocities towards our people.

If i can't get my 450 meter css under 10 mins do i have a hope of passing buds

no its more of a personality trait. none of us get out of here alive...they are smart enough to understand that in their occupaiton people die and they are okay with that.

are many estonians so butthurt like you ? I heard some of you are pretty chill, but you sound like a ((chosen one)), when confronted with holo or israel related topics.
> muh 6 gorillon
>german evil monsters, kill them all and genocide them
>never forget

Are the SEAL's the same as our SAS in terms of 'Nearly everyone in the military claims to have been in it'?

I swear when I first joined up I met about 50 people who claimed to be ex-regiment, even more when I spoke to people on civvy street.

>none of us get out of here alive

i said those exact words verbatim to a girl once when she was drunk talking about death and she got wet and fugged me

very much so. zero bullshit..just get the job done then do whatever the fuck you want.

How did the various Medevac teams/aircraft compare in your experience? British MERT/Chinook, DUSTOFF/Pedro/Blackhawk etc.

I did 1x tour as Combat Medic - was a REMF in Leatherneck/Bastion never left wire - and the common consensus was that MERT (being a flying ER/Surgical team essentially) provided best treatment but was far too hampered by the inability/unwillingness of UK Forces to land if there was contact ongoing.