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Morning of hellish heat edition

Just go ahead and tell me why you hate Israel and I'll agree with you, AMA or anything you wish.
(This time pic semi-related)

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Bumpin'

;__;

what song should I play on loudspeakers to really piss off my p*lestinian neighbors?

youtu.be/J0cMYtcWXEk

Or anything of the kind

You look like a normie in this pic why are you pretending to be a robot?

R8 my kot

That's not me though, I just know her.
Perfect

y-you too

This time I'm not pic related though.

Thoughts about Black Hebrews?

do you use this trip in other threads?

Post jewish qts pls

w0t
Started using it everywhere
Nah

...

op look

*sigh*

If Jews are so smart why didn't they just trick the Palestinians into handing over the land to them without a fight like we did with the Malays?

youtube.com/watch?v=X3ihcfJdAMs

when are germans going to pay for their crimes?

we already did

...

If I was a Jew maybe I'd have an answer for you

the real payment is watching your country get destroyed by immigrants

I'm about to craft a fine omelette with my own hands (for the 2nd time in my life)
Any suggestions?

/ck

use butter instead of oil

a bit of milk when you're done "mixing" the eggs

Thanks, any other tips?

Don't forget to add some spices, it will taste better

cooking with butter is gay, cook it with the grease of the small bacon dice (how the fuck you say it in english, in french "lardons")

Like what?
Don't have any sadly

salt and pepper at the end or the omelette will be a soggy mess

I don't know the names if spices in English, but when you're done mixing your eggs, add some milk, mix it again, then add some salt and pepper. You can try adding various other spices if you think that it will make it taste better.
At least, that's what I do.

I hate Zionism not Israel. Israel is a country, and a state, and a bunch of historical states, and an ethno-religious group, and various disputed interpretations of said ethno-religious group...

gordon ramsay says to add salt and pepper at the end

Thanks
Couldn't care less about Israel and/or Zionism

Time to go and try not to burn down the kitchen, be back later.
Thread theme for now:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ij5CYIfR4_M

post pics of omelette

Yo Im a jew do you guys think Jews really could be evil. I'm kind of a sociopath but I was wondering if every Jew might feel this way, might explian a lot.

Process so far:
Mixed eggs, added milk, cut some pork from yesterday, cut onion, added salt to eggs, poured everything, added more salt, now waiting.

You just put slices of pork in it ?
absolute madman

Yeah cause why the hell not.
I was like "something's lacking.. oh meat!"

>regular pork

Did you know that guy Hitler?

Well I'm done with my third food cooked in my entire life, obviously turned out to be a culinary catastrophe as I have no idea how to flip properly but it should do the job.
Now I need to find cigarettes and make coffee

Glad to know my tax money created this thread.

Oh it's not raw it's already cooked

do...do you smoke while eating?

For after I'm done lel

I guess senpai, you're retarded if you didn't cook them.

But still, you don't put such big bits in the omelette

what is that animal?

He doesn't know basked capybara

the meme animal

what's special about it? I never seen them on /an/

Round 2 begins
Random side thought:
My grandma died from a heart attack in front of me like 5 years ago, since then I've started to like the whole aspect of death much more and I just think it's pleasant, is something wrong with me?

You have never herd or seen a capybara?

no is it a rodent?

yes, you don't know how to handle it properly so your brain went the edgy route to process it
t. a psych student

Good to know

>camel
ew

ever thought about seeing a shrink?

Nah fuck that

Largest rodent in the world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara

Educate yourself my friendly kike.

why so?

post result omelette and how is the taste

What is it good for other than giving me cancerous meds and recording me everywhere as a psycho?

because its expensive type of brainwashing mostly used by retarded americans

עשר מתוך עשר

a good shrink can help in a lot of ways, reaching the roots of problems and help you handle your emotions better

:3

Already did, tasted awesome and over-salted just like I love + felt like a massive dish, basically 9/10

oh yeah didn't saw

good job jew

add fromage next time :DD

>jew
Not a Jew though
>cheese
Yeah I thought about it but didn't have any

nice soviet cup comrade

good job goyim then

How the fuck have you only made two omelettes in your life

Thanks
Because I rarely cook anything?

>Because I rarely cook anything?
Bet you the gas bill must be tough to pay.

What do you mean

jews, gas, nazis
it's a true classic joke

yyyyyyy, жиды

Ah, that, yeah, haha, I guess.

Жиды жиды нo я нe eвpeйкa

so you're a girl? what the fuck are you doing in israel anyway? seems like a boring country with expensive prices, not much entertainment, hot climate and harsh religious rules everywhere

shit i just read your trip name so forget the girl part

>Гoй в Изpaилe

>shit i just read your trip name so forget the girl part
???
>what the fuck are you doing in israel anyway?
Moved from a third world nightmare to a better second world nightmare
>seems like a boring country with expensive prices
Yes
>not much entertainment
What's entertainment for you though
>hot climate and harsh religious rules everywhere
Yes

>???
volk means wolf, altough some of your posts seem girly but a woman should know how to cook
>What's entertainment for you though
balkan entertainment is drinking and playing loud accordian music

Yeah that's my last name, also
>I'm a girl so I must cook

Well my entertainment is being on the internet, playing vidya and music so I'm fine on that department anywhere.

well its useful for everyone to know hot to cook, even more for a woman
i also use much of my time on internet but nothing is really entertaining to me anymore, even drinking. i feel like i should settle down somewhere and get married i guess
does israel gives many opportunities to incomers?
whats your job there?

>2 months off from uni
>Can't be assed to do anything

What the fuck is wrong with me. I could be in Europe fucking dumb teenagers in hostels as we speak.

so why aren't you?

because i lack the mental energy to plan a trip and then follow through.

but i will do it soon otherwise i will go insane at home

>Drinking is not entertaining
Are you crazy? drinking is absolutely amazing
>i feel like i should settle down somewhere and get married i guess
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you?
>does israel gives many opportunities to incomers?
Don't think so
>whats your job there?
military


>I could be in Europe fucking dumb teenagers in hostels as we speak.

Disgusting

>turns down my marriage proposal
>calls me disgusting for seeing other people

you're tearing me apart oxana dmitrievna

It's just the fact that I'll never understand normie life-styles

have you tried it?

It's just sex, there are utter freaks who do it as well you know.

Tried what?
Yeah that aspect is absolutely alien to me

>Are you crazy? drinking is absolutely amazing
sometimes. after some years pass it becomes not so amazing and it can lead to bad health
>Jesus Christ what is wrong with you?
i got old early i guess, grew out of vidya, got a boring job, rutine blah blah the usual story

so how come they accepted you in the military if you're not a jew? do other foreigners get that opportunity aswell?

Actually the largest rodent is the jew

"normie life style", but I sense that you haven't had sex either, why?