>be me walking to work
>see attractive women by side of road trying to hail taxi
>She turns around and I freeze
>BELLA Thorne right in front of me talking on phone
>she locks eye contact with me
>my mouth open
>i want to ask for a photo
>but no word come out of my mouth
>I reeeeeeeeeeee at her
>she laughs at me and tells her friend on her phone "...not it's just come retard in front of me, I'll be there soon".
>Taxi arrives and she leaves
>i run into my office bathroom and wank a couple of times
I just met Bella Thorne on the way to work
Ryder Flores
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Alexander Hill
Dylan Murphy
What would you rather be? A tiger or a lion?
Ryder Long
you probably have aids and herpes now
Jaxson Perry
>taxi
>not uber
Chase Martinez
Lion have cool hair
Lincoln Phillips
Turn 360 minutes and intercourse
Isaac Williams
I saw Bella Thorne at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask him for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.
I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
John Ross
>she
Bentley Jones
Why are taxis even still in business when Uber and Lyft exist anyway?
William Gutierrez
Would clean my nostrils with her butthole hairs.
Blake Smith
lick soles
Nicholas Carter
Only cheap plebs take uber. Rich people take taxis.
Jackson Phillips
is this a meme?
John Young
y is she wearing my jeans/?
Lincoln Scott
Is that acne or Meth sores on her face?
Jaxson Diaz
hot
Anthony Reyes
Please post those webms of Lily Mo Sheen DESTROYING Bella.
Hudson Taylor
Literally whom?
Cooper Jones
lick her back
Evan Scott
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Tyler Lee
This is a Sup Forums story I actually believe
Jackson Anderson
I immediately redpill her on ufos and esp
Ayden Bennett
is this her?
Grayson Barnes
tell her to show me her neck or im calling the cops
Jaxon Lee
no, thats ms alice
she is a cam girl
Joseph Ortiz
>meme
Camden Collins
...
Jonathan Nelson
same thing happened to me yesterday :*(
Wyatt Richardson
>i used to be in the childrens pictures
Colton Butler
Just look at this hoe. Not even 20 and a soul less empty shell, soon to be a used up rancid whore with absolutely no redeemable abilities.
Austin Powell
Fingered her at a party, bitch has a nasty yeast infection
Sebastian Russell
>that nose shape
jesus fuck she ruined herself