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Civil Disobedience Edition

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fuck off, you racist

Alaska > Lower 48

fuck drumpf and deffo fuck yppo

urina de macaco
uma delicia

Kill all fascists

ketchup man, are you currently employed in alaska or a student, how is the employment there? are you going to move to a different state after you're done with education

RESIST

>Alaska > Lower 48

Better luck next time, sport

I work for my father and I have no plans to go to the cancer 48
Shut up commie.

cum lol

youtube.com/watch?v=46mO7jx3JEw

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>Shut up commie.

fishing or oil related?

Neither construction.

Really hate Cl*ck

if you want to go shopping for some clothes, how long does it take to travel to the store? do you walk or drive?

Well deserved would do it again

>ketchiKEK
pls kys

it hurts to watch QT asmr vidos

Could honestly knock out any one of you

cascadia when

*HEEM'S Canada*

Could honestly knock cascadia and clack out.

*sharts*
just try it fucko

HIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA *JUMPS IN YOUR PATH*
WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU SCUM!!
*DOES JUDO*

*pulls chain*

thats enough out of the peanut gallery

>canadian rape baby
>knock anyone out
umm no, sweetie

*looks through mother's medicine cabinet*
*crosschecks all the names on erowid*

*evades your heem*
*puts you into a clinch*
*grabs your gi and hip tosses you*
*puts you into an arm bar*

I don't play with fists nigga

meet me some where

bring any artillery you need piiiimp

*shimmies out and kicks you in the nuts*

California needs to muzzle that dog.

you can't even knock on a door, you cunt.

california can't get out of bed

you are cute
CUTE

>cuts self while preparing the salad

ah yes, cooking with depression.

*lowers defenses to the north*

stupid idiot
just don't think about being depressed and you won't be depressed anymore
it worked for me

too busy fucking your mother all day in it

>2011
>11-17 year olds

How is the Pacific north west tree octopus population doing?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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GUYS
GUYS
WHATS THE HARDEST PART OF EATING A VEGETABLE
THE WHEELCHAIR

>niggers

>self reported
>unlabeled
fake news

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i don't care about anything but orcas and salmon. maybe bigfoot too

cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html

delete this right now

Bravo finland

>Could honestly knock cascadia and clack ou-

HHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHH

>I spend my Saturday nights looking up obesity statistics

Could honestly knock out anyone that lives within cascadia

POOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

california is fat and full of mexicans haha

*knocks you out*
butter luck next time

Haha time to take my nightly pills and not get enough sleep again

in oregon, you get thrown in prison for pumping your own gas

what pills do you take?

>why yes, I pump my own gas

In C*lifornia, the government literally forces you to pump your own gas.

Californians are quite literally slaves to this man.

>I pay people to manhandle my car for me

"men's health" daily multivitamin, supplementary 50 mgs of zinc, 2 valerian capsules, 100 mgs of benadryl, and two 3mg melatonin gummies
Cut down my benadryl intake by 75% because the extra 300 mgs weren't really helping me all that much and made me extra groggy in the morning

see, if you werent lazy and just stood up and pumped your own gas, you wouldnt be so fat

might start taking alpha brain before and after drinking a lot

any of you guys from houston? hows it looking over there?

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i probably need to buy some powder with empty calories because i eat so much i mean could be saving money here

joe rogan is really smart

78781866
first time using paint, kiddo?

First time in an Alaskan gulag?

>spend a couple hours looking at cars on craigslist
>remember I dont have the money or time to actually buy anything
>do it again the next day
why do i keep doing this to myself

doesnt alaska only see the sun a few days out of the year?

or was that somewhere else

>First time in an Alaskan gulag?
wew

take sugarfree powdered fiber, it's calories + less hunger + faster digestion + smooth clean shits all in one

Doesn't California only see white people a few days out of the year?

I did that too for awhile. Then I remembered Im going back to a place where driving anywhere takes at least 2 hours and realized it wasnt worth it

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>Me: superior american soldier
>Ketchicuck: fat useless german blob
quite sad

Did you boys go out for the fight? Had a fucking great time tonight.

Fuck no, I stayed home and watched anime.

Fuck no, I stayed home and watched Bridge to Terabithia.

RIP

Anyone in Austin Texas want a roommate

WHATS MY NAME?

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Ketchicuck

It's over, Ketchicuck.

I'm done here.

autism

Cluckmyass is first to go in the Oregon genocide

*grabs your dick*
You got a problem with gays, fella?

@Ketchicuck
The desperation in your post is unreal.

You have been thoroughly BTFO. Just accept it.

Time to bow down to this BAC and pray to god you don't end up in our gulags.

*whips ketchicuck*
Settle down and get beck to work.

You're my property. I own you.

Oregon is part of the great Alaskan empire

False, all of North America west of the rockies is rightful Oregonian clay.