Brit/pol/-Labour party Sunday morning cartoon Edition

Sunday politics is live now; Andrew Marr was earlier

Scotland everybody: youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY

More on Scotland: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html

Nigels speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=ma3SAUqnUMA


Morality man: youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o


Davey's resignation speech: youtube.com/watch?v=uMXWNtXfCoc

By popular demand: youtube.com/watch?v=4XYBIUGJvzs&app=desktop


Feels: youtubedoubler.com/?video1=85tiHNpywY0&start1=0&video2=87Xkr8z3lEo&start2=0&authorName=Nigel Farage the Brave


Thread themes: youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU


youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

We did it for him, lads: youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

Memes: youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY


Follow the Pound live: : dailyfx.com/gbp-usd


Breakdown of voting results: lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746
IN OTHER NEWS:
>David Cameron has resigned
>Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Trotskyist’s
>Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes
>Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar
>the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations
>rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status
>Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum
>Trump has hailed the UK for leaving the EU
>Hillary has accepted it without criticizing the UK
>Obama made a vanilla statement about respecting the decision
>The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday)
>Social Media and the guardian literally on suicide watch
>Malaysia of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already

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youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/747005744977969152
youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/747004177470062592
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for Her Majesty

youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4

Sunday politics

>going for a FCO job
>Liam Fox says they are enlarging it

fuck yes, thanks Brexit

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If Labour split, name the new Centrist party!

every time i hear a leave campaigner talk about whats next it bring a tear to my eye
cannot believe we did it

First for socialist uprising

>Isabel Hardman and Laura Kuenssberg will never give you a double blowjob

HOWEVER GB

Labour will split into Corbyn's Comrades, and Students4Rapefugees

twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/747005744977969152

I will say again; Tom Watson is a meme

JUST

Paul Mason's facebook post is talking about anti-Corbyn Labour MPs going to split off and form a new centrist party with Vince Cable within a week. Labour cannot stand, it's collapsing under the weight of all its internal contraidictions.

We need a new name for this party.

Lads. What's going on? Have we started the fire?

Get this out boys. Some kind user threw this together for us.

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Do we still get PMQs now with the two parties in meltdown or is everything off until after summer?

I think Tony could have 100% won this election because Shorten was the one that organised the 2 Labor-coups. By doing a coup himself, Malcolm shot himself in the foot. Plus we've obviously seen a rise in right-wing politics since the start of 2016.

I think Tony was unfortunate to have been hit by the curse of 2015.

The fire rises.

The entire political scene in the UK is burning down right now.

The Liberal Democrats.

really makes you think

Summer recess for parliament in July 21st. Although Liam Fox is calling for it to happen sooner

This is probably the biggest week of happenings in British politics since the Suez crisis. We're living through history boys

>Diane Abbott will be the Labour representative at the #Brexit negotiations

how's the pound doing?

But is the UK still leaving? I voted to leave so this is important. :^)

What will happen to UKIP in the coming months with Carswell being a cunt?

Reminder Corbyn deliberately lost this so that he would get his way and force the Blairites into a coup, which he could crush and take control of the party completely.

Labour are in full collapse. A botched coup against Corbyn is being carried out as I type this. Tories have no leadership and we have no government. Nobody has seen Osborne since the vote.

The lib dems

B-but I can't let the meltdown of my party and a massive countrywide shitstorm affect my time at #GLASTO

KANGZ

why is he only coming back today? The referendum was 3 days ago

We need an election so that some other UKIP MPs could get elected and we could have someone who is not a total faggot.

I can't wait until she fucks everything up.

It's Sunday

Are you lads still on track on leaving the EU or will it crash and burn?

this is a visual representation of the Labour party right now

youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

Honestly Liam Fox is a good spokesman.

So potentially we could get a couple more? As unlikely as it is with the prime minister going in a couple of months and the leader of the opposition losing most of his front bench.

Wouldn't mind a Mad Max style UK desu.

i dont quite understand who the two sides would be
who would be pro white working class labourers and who would be the marxist paki party?

neo marxists and blairites, both globalists and both pro paki?

We are on our way out. Now our battle is to get the things we want from it.

Gryffindor

Jesus christ

11 bong lads, anyone fancy a cuppa?

Him and IDS have been solid.

It's Sunday

Absolute carnage.

So what's going on with Labour exactly?

Just heard him on DP . . .nice.

2.1m votes in 40 minutes? this is obviously bots

QT tonight will be top bantz.

I missed IDS, what was the overview of what he said?

>who would be pro white working class labourers and who would be the marxist paki party?

UKIP, and the Ashes of Corbyn's Labour Party respectively.

>tariff concessions on everything
>except banana imports

What's the future of Are Nige and UKIP in all this?

White, 2 sugars mate .. .you got any bourbons?

>Nobody has seen Osborne since the vote

I keep forgetting about that, he's probably in a ditch somewhere.

I can hear it already
>AS AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT

we're leaving, but there are going to be people in the negotiations who don't represent to interests of the public who voted leave. They're going to try and limit the separation from the EU

Still hopeful for the next PM to be

D A V I D
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That QT thread will be the most banter thing ever broadcast

Here is the lineup

twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/747004177470062592

lol streamer pls

With his mission complete, Are Nige retires to a fishing boat in the English Channel. God Save the Queen.

Yeah. I'd rather they went for the election than the shitty ones we will get.

I really want to see new westminister opinion polls just to see what's happening

He was just being really fucking based, calming everyone down, promising they'd deliver on the NHS promise, he basically nailed it in a really cheery way.

THIS
H
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I really hope he goes for it. He is the best option.

lol

Aw shit

Top carnage

When did centrist become pro-big capital+pro-rapefugee instead of just moderate on all the issues?

What's happened to Gideon? He seems to have gone AWOL after the referendum. Did he kill himself?

Wtf did anyone just see the nuclear attack warning they just gave?

>Jacob's kid is getting a better toy because of brexit

Oh fuck me I thought we'd have to wait until Thursday for QT, gunna be an absolute cracker.

Should we all sign up for the conservative party to vote for the leader?

It's the streamer being a memester.

You do realise we have a Sup Forums user on tonight?

He was here yesterday with his invite . .. .apparently he will be wearing a Union Jack bow-tie.

Word, strong as fuck m8, half a sugar and just a bit of semi smimmed.

No one knows. He's just vanished. I think Cameron sacrificed him in a ritual to save the pound.

1992

Based

We'll have to look for him

New Labour in full-panic mode.

Will do anything to stop JC making a run at PM. It's time for them to push "the annointed one".

Calling it now: "the British Obama" will be leadership candidate by monday morning. He's gay AND black, so he'll get all the retarded SJWs on his side.

Pic related - We have to stop this.

We are spreading
Ahahahaha

do it if they put priti up for nomination.

Andrea Leadsom or Priti Patel for Tory leader?

He's been deactivated

>I'm opening a fete in Keynesham...
I love this man

He better ask Abbot how she's going to handle the negotiations.

I want to know what the fuck damage she's going to do.

>yes you there with the colourful bow tie
>audience laughs
>PRAISE KEK, CHECK EM

He's checked himself into an opium den in Beijing under an assumed name to wile out his days out of his mind on high quality crack.

certainly not, i want to see them dead and gone

Locked himself in a toilet No. 11 Downing Street on Friday morning. They've been sliding him Ritz crackers under the door since.

>strong as fuck m8, half a sugar and just a bit of semi smimmed.

why dont you pop down to starbucks in your skinnies and order a skinny moccha loccha latte ya big fairy

he has a """girlfriend""""

rip in piss

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Somone please do a coup d'etat on Labour, please

That must be bunting lad from Warwick.