/brit/

Master race edition

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>Twiggy isn't perfec- oh wow

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The king is myself

it's very amusing how he's managed to make himself look like a cone-head

shan't tolerate rorkes in this thread

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"/brit/"

What is this guy even working as? How does he earn money? What is he even doing all day?

El rey

Holy Roman Emperor Charles V had only 3 books beside his bed
the Bible, The Prince, and the book of courtier by Castiglione

Hi jorge

Muy bien chico
Jokes I'm French

more like "/shit/" lmoa

Comes from a rich family

mum called me machiavellian the other day

love mum

Hello leftypol.
I know you're leftypol because that's the photos they use on Sup Forums to character assasinate spence

*George

trump = Sup Forums
austin = americans
vince = /brit/

His family are worth hundreds of millions of dollars lol

Le Roi

umm hello?

I am /brit/'s newest namefag. Give me attention.

dont know who the other two are

THE WESTERN WORLD IS FINE

*tries really hard to ignore paki rape gangs*
*tries really hard to ignore birth rates lower than the replacement rate*
*tries really hard to ignore grown men showering with little girls*
*tries really hard to ignore grown men sucking dick and flashing kids on the street in the name of "pride"*
*tries really hard to ignore terrorist attacks killing his own people*
*tries really hard to ignore paki and nigger criminals getting off with lighter sentences than natives*
*tries really hard to ignore natives being arrested for questioning the direction their nation is going*
*tries really hard to ignore a man being killed by the state because he put bacon near a door*
*tries really hard to ignore the native children being outright murdered on the streets by invaders*
*tries really hard to ignore areas of major towns and cities becoming "no-go" areas*
*tries really hard to ignore his own towns and cities having minority native populations*
*tries really hard to ignore that his nation becomes less and less white native every single year*

Iconic.

And who
Are you
The proud boar said
That I should make the eight?
Only
A whore
With a different arse
That's all the truth I know

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Revenons-en au vieux François, Le Roy

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why didn't he responded to my post??
:-(

alri clack

>fetishizing an anorexic runway model
dunno why you'd like british women if you dont like big ol saxon chebs

that's the whole appeal yeah

Did the man punch the other man?

Did the man fall down?

Can we stop talking about it now

youtube.com/watch?v=cRj01LShXN8

reckon i could heem her with one punch

beto is a fat little boy who continually posts here despite entirely lacking the love of his mother or indeed anyone in his pathetic and profoundly insignificant "life"

Don't. Bully. My. Beto.

i'm going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

Beto? More like beta

>he does the virgin post

Bit gay

suicide is essentially equivalent to murder

why don't we just take big buckets out to sea, and then dump seawater on the deserts

My parents do not hate me, and are not divorced ;)))))

want to punch me? heh I won't even feel it

want to punch her? It's beatdown time!

Pacino / whistleblowers

youtu.be/mbGqeyemofU?t=181

never understood the anti-paedophile witchhunt

reckon victimless crimes shouldn't be considered crimes at all

Me (in the black skin)

You (in the bodybag)

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only if you overrate life

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Have this massive smirk on my face when I think about the fact that everyone here is probably mid-20s and since I'm younger I could probably outshag, outfight and outsmart you all. How satisfying is that

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I'm 18

guaranteed to be posting here 10 years from now regardless

this gimmick has already been done today and it wasn't funny then either, you boring paki prick

but all 3 of those men are black

women belong in the kitchen or on the cock

Pipe down virgin

>Have this massive smirk on my face when I think about the fact that everyone here is probably mid-20s and since I'm younger I could probably outshag, outfight and outsmart you all. How satisfying is that

Fair and enlightened post

>women belong in the kitchen or on the cock

25 and been posting on the chon since i was 13

That looks like your maw lmao

>stim comedown with no benzos


kill me

Men call me Mboko

men belong on the titanic or on the battlefield

Get it off your chest lad.

lol

ur mom my cock heh...

A duck forced his way into my home this morning lads

So I'm sitting at my kitchen table having my morning coffee and reading the paper when I hear a really loud rustling sound coming from my fireplace. I watch my fireplace for a while and there's nothing in there but the noise just gets louder until eventually a duck falls from the chimney and into the fireplace. I take another sip of my coffee because there's a duck in my house now and he just stands there in the fireplace looking at me. Eventually he wanders over to the door and looks at me like he wants me to let him out. I calmly set my coffee down and got up to let the duck out. I opened the door, he waddled outside, and we both went on with our day.

Dog cocks belong in my mouth

Men belong in parliament not on the battlefield.

do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?

mboko is here?

shan't peruse a single atom of this shambles of a "post"

children belong in the factory or in the classroom

Wouldnt like to have you beside me on the battlefield. Absolute goblin

I did
it was pretty good
you should give it a go

only between two strong independent women of color

new journalism destroyed the entire medium forever

you can blame john hersey and his ilk for the continued existence of buzzfeed and huffpo

I read it

Clearly copy pasta

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ransomware

imagine being a woman and living your life knowing in the back of your mind you are the inferior gender

me too ahahahha

despite there being 100s of soccer leagues there's barely ever a decent game on

gazed over every character

scrolled straight past

>*ushers in police state*

>well-respected and reputable outlets with vast readerships
>they're bad because they're to the left of white supremacists and nazis!!!

Gonna go to bed now. Wish me good night.

22 and been posting on the chon since I was 14

buzzfeed is underrated

they've got a really good journalistic team

>color
foy

Yesterday I went to the car parts store to return an item. I go up to the desk with the item and it's receipt and ask the guy working there if i can return it; he nods, takes the item and receipt, and starts typing info in the computer. A few seconds later he asks "Jake?". It caught me off guard so I asked him to repeat what he said. He says "You are Jake, correct?" and I say no and tell him my real name. After this he nods, clicks away a little more on the computer, and hands me the refund and I left.

I originally paid for the item with a card so I know my real name was attached to the order. He asked me the fake name because if it wasn't me who went to get my money back, that person would have said "Yeah, I'm Jake" and the worker would have known they were lying and not given them the money. I may not even be right about all of this but I just found it interesting.

call me a nigger again and I'll beat the shit out of you. I am a grown ass black man. treat me as such

Go into town and buy codeine and cold water extract. Don't say I don't take codeine because opiates are addictive, because benzos are far more addictive and dangerous
t. benzo addicted codeine chipper

White people are cucks, fucking pathetic cucks.

Ok, good night, user. I hope you sleep well. ^_^

haitiANO reads buzzfeed

>buzzfeed is underrated
>they've got a really good journalistic team

>organising date for Sunday evening
>girl says she'll let me know Saturday afternoon
>message me Sunday evening saying she forgot and her friend has a gig on tonight

Not sure it's worth the effort messaging her back

These grim sidestreets and tiny paths along the canals are pretty comfy in a weird way