You can tell a lot about a country from its porn

American porn
>fake titty blondes getting fucked by well-hung whites or blacks
German porn
>35 year old chubby 5/10 milfs gangbanged by 10 dudes
Italian porn
>darkly lit scenes with 9/10 natural busty getting analed inevitably
Russian/Czech/Slav porn
>10/10 qt teenagers getting fucked ass-first
French porn
>7/10 milfs humiliated, spit on and pissed on
Japanese/Asian porn
>teen schoolgirls getting thigh or armpit fucked and crying/looking uncomfortable
Indian/Paki/Brown people porn
>amateur 240p video of 2/10 brown fat teens getting slightly banged by limped dick hairy gorillas in the bedroom
Brazilian porn
>huge ass tan-lined blonde girls getting fucked by niggers anally

Did I miss any?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man
youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk
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you miss your fucking brain before anything else buddy

>Brazillian porn not mostly shemales

OP forgot Romania
>Hairy gypsies have an orgy with all their relatives

OP's porn
>OP getting DP by 10 POZed niggers and then becomes a sex slave in Zimbabwe

this

>95% of the porn I watch is lesbian/solo female
Why do people bother with straight porn? There's not a lot of variety to it from what I've seen.

I tried to watch Japanese porn the other day and it did not turn me on at all. The women are beautiful but the average JAV porn is like two hours long and and over an hour of that is weird as foreplay.

When the sex starts the noises and faces they make are very off putting. Very weird, felt like I was watching an alien mating ritual.

Sadly i know this to be true

only low test faggots fap to dyke porn

bukkakes are nice though

UK Porn
>so heavy regulated that it just ends up being amateur porn without professional standards
>Just how we like it in regards to our referendum vote.

gross

>Implying japs aren't aliens

>the noises and faces they make are very off putting
What the fuck is up with this? I heard they tell the girls specifically before the scenes to act like they're not enjoying it

Dutch porn
>fucking ugly skinny prostitutes with fake tits

What about the UK? Afaik we mostly have chavs banging each other with Sanza Stark's face photoshopped over one or all of them.

>this man looks like a more attractive version of my sister
Modern Medicine is so fucking weird

This is pretty accurate, OP, but what exactly can you tell about those countries by their porn?

Which country is child porn? Turkey?

Who is the short haired one on that pic?

god I love redheads

I dont know why they are into that sorta of thing. The best part about sex is getting someone else to cum. Even their hentai is very rapey.

>Polish porn

German porn involves either machines, BDSM or scat

>act like they're not enjoying it
They aren't acting user

It is absolutely beyond me how anyone could enjoy porn where the woman appears to be enjoying it. Not only that, but tears are a huge turn-on. The exception is femdom, wherein the man should look as though he isn't enjoying it. Call me edgy if you want, but dicks like what they like.

Guise, their breasts are fake anyway. Stop promoting breast implant culture.

wait...
she's his daughter

>Indian/Paki/Brown people porn
>fat

Pretty sure you are projecting your american insecurities right there.

irish porn
>watching your family starve in the blistering sun because the potato crop failed but nevertheless you see one golden, large, juicy spud peak out above the top soil and you hand slips into your trousers as you imagin a hot slab of butter melt into the baked beauty while your grandmother claws at your ankles

Very cute aliens

Not everyone is a sadist.

Wait.. but Siri is his daughter (not biological, but still)

Is this real?

>Indian/Paki/Brown people porn
>amateur 240p video of 2/10 brown fat teens getting slightly banged by limped dick hairy gorillas in the bedroom
kek this is true

Probably that DA JUICE are behind it or some retarded bullshit

these are b8/slide threads of exactly zero substance and yet this will hit 300 replies of outrage over this non-issue bullshit while issues of actual importance are ignored

goddamnit Sup Forums, sage threads like these or ignore them entirely

Edgy virgin more like it.

Fucking kek

>Not related by blood
Mandatory anime excuse.

Hungarian porn
10/10 lesbians fucking each other

Guys, share links for scientific purposes.

i always go with the idea you don't know what's popular until you see how much porn it has

3 for me to be frank

legit kek

Who is 4?
She is a qt.

>anal anal anal anal anal

This meme needs to fucking end

I hate anal so much

Model swap most likely

>mandatory anime excuse.
Are you implying anime actually give a shit if they're related by blood?

One of the most popular romance anime is between brother and sister

>a country only produces one kind of porn

You missed the scat porn from Germany.

Finnish porn
>5/10 skinnyfat man fucks a 5/10 skinnyfat woman, cringeworthy dialogue

1 & 4

British porn
>6-7/10 with that hilarious off-putting dialect, yea I'm a slag innit, u wanna shag yea? I'm a right tart

>Dutch porn
>Imitating American frat dudebros

Vietnam.

You couldn't be more wrong. Getting laid is easy as shit. There are women for all standards of male, and getting /fit/ guarantees it on top. Anyway, many women love being degraded.

>Not everyone is a sadist.
True enough, to each their own I suppose. If they were, no one would have any fun so I suppose it's for the best. Thanks for doing your thing, masochists.

> Quintessentially British porn

But you're a Somali. Explain.

I'd probably hate anal too if Mohammad and his friends fucked me in the ass daily too.

>I hate anal so much
>Sweden
You know what, fuck it. This is too easy.

cumdumpster/femanon spotted

tits or gtfo

>6-7/10
Maybe by british standards. More like 1-2/10

>t. porn connoisseur.

>guy fucking his hot adopted daughter
Nice

>muja

>you dont like to look at penises and manbutts during porn
>you are gay

You fokkin wot mate?

Australian porn
>cannot have woman with small breasts/lack thereof because a pedophile might get turned on by it

>wanting to put your dick where she shits from

I really don't get the fascination

I really don't

Just go fuck a man if you want ass that badly

>not including British porn with Fake Taxi

"alright love, you see that camera there? it's been filming you sucking my cock for the last 10 mins. now you want it to go online or are you gunna fuck me too luv?"

They're related though. Even if distantly.

>sweedish porn

>not related by blood
>look like they're related

French porn
>7/10 milfs humiliated, spit on and pissed on

WTF there is no french porn like the one you described.

...

>Isle of Man

what the fuck?

They project their own ideal version of beauty.

American porn has that standard blonde faketitty woman, meaning the culture emphasizes beauty as a singular busty woman even if she has plastic surgery. German porn emphasizes anyone can participate, even average looking milfs, due to their liberal culture. Italian porn stresses natural beauty and natural titties. Slavic porn, with the Orthodox taboo of vaginal sex and sodomy, has really cute teenage girls taking it up the ass because that's degenerate as fuck. French porn, well they're just fucking weird, idk. Brown people porn is shitty and low-quality, meaning brown people are sex repressed and can get off to anything. Same with Jap porn but add that French weirdness. Brazilian girls all have tan lines, tanning is important standard of beauty there.

>t.

>manx porn
>guy fucking a cat

Clean it out first. Can't get her preggo in the pooper :^)

>Just go fuck a man if you want ass that badly
>implying I don't already
;^)

95% of the German porn is including anal sex

That's the idea behind it. pun not intended

We all have a asshole, goyim. experiment a little.

>Rubs hands

Dear fucking god, this. Finnish women should be restricted to only moaning during sex. Any attempt to say anything intelligible is cringe-worthy as fuck.

I barfed

I don't know

it sounds like a degenerate thing to do with your stepdaughter

I'm with you on this one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man

you love mustafa's cock in your arse, sven.

your tears are tears of joy.

(((She))) is like 32 and has only been on hormones for like a year. Before that he was just a cross dresser who liked jerking off and taking a dildo in front of an audience online. Pretty sure he won best new talent at some tranny porn award ceremony or some shit.

aussie porn
>hairy armpit dykes diddling themselves

good god. i'm starting to get tired of calling eurofags cucks.

If you wanna plant a rose, you're gonna have to accept that your hands will get dirty.

0% of jewish porn includes foreskin

>finnish porn
>existing
Really?

>raising your wife's daughter isn't degenerate
>fucking your wife's daughter is
Ok

>youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk
>American Porn

Haven't played the game, but I'm assuming that all witchers gain white hair.

So in a predominantly white fantasy world. It's safe to say that they're not related.

Only the hair is similar, but that's a witcher thing.

That's Thailand

Irish porn

You mean Usagi Drop? Then they are not related. Rin's mother said she got pregnant from whoring herself in uni and dumped her unwanted baby to MC's grandpa because she was too young to be a mother or some shit

would fug

No. Are you stupid?