Is it Conor McGregor? A Barboza kick? Diaz blood, A smile that shows A toothpick? Is it holding on tight When the ref's reaching in? The moulding of blight With the breaching of skin? Is it bleeding or breaking? Or wincing in pain? Is it needing; mistaking The anguish and strain, For the feeling of heartbreak As though you're invested In this fighter's vaporized Blood that's ingested?
When that Which will bring us all back Till the end, Is the violence, It binds us. We can't comprehend How this beautiful canvas Could not be loved dearly. Our differences vanish; The passion so clearly Embracing our shitposting Habits on /heem/ As loving, sincerely? As though we're a team?
Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood, But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud. We all bleed together and thus behove strife, In nefarious weather, /heem/ is love. /heem/ is life.
FIRST for IF I SEE THAT FUCKING GRID ONE MORE TIME....
Jonathan Cook
Tony Ferguson >GOAT chin >GOAT unorthodox boxing >GOAT wrestling >GOAT jiu jitsu >GOAT athleticism >GOAT willpower
HOW CAN ANYONE STOP THIS GUY? CONOR IS FUCKED LMAO!
Benjamin Sullivan
mighty manlet is dumping loads in his 9/10 wife right now
Oliver Edwards
>GOAT willpower
Jonathan Jones
Aljamain Sterling was shittalking Jackson-Wink
Someone called him a nigger
Aiden Cooper
>makes weight >doesn't quit like a bitch
Hunter Watson
STILL MY BOY
Sebastian Long
That gesture when he was talking to Hogan.
Jose Hill
You're meming but this is all true
Joseph Carter
And the Jackson-Wink twitter account liked the post lmao
Carter Perry
...
Dominic Moore
>GOAT athleticism
Landon Brooks
>Our differences vanish; Tony leaves his chin out and Conor will find it, believe you me buddeh
Ian Jackson
...
Christian James
Definitely more athletic than Conor
Christian Fisher
FUCK THAT! TONY FERGUSON, YOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER
Nolan Bennett
are you serious bud
Joshua Taylor
*childfucker
Ryder Lewis
...
Joseph Martin
Prove me wrong? Conor can't even fucking run for cardio. He only runs in the middle of fights lmao
Sebastian Mitchell
damn right.
Angel Rogers
Whats Conor's walking weight now and what was it when he entered the UFC?
William Cox
is this the irish mating dance
Charles Young
such an adorable kid
more athletic doesn't mean better cardio you fucking numbskull
Do you actually believe that having better cardio means you are a better athlete? That a person that can run marathons is a better athlete than Usain Bolt? How dumb are you bud?
Justin Lewis
So if they're really not doing Nate/Conor it will probably be winner of Gaethje/Eddie fights Khabib, winner of that gets the next title shot, right?
Poor Edson is really getting left behind, who the fuck is even there for him if Lee doesn't want to fight/wants to move up? Winner of Pettis Poirer? Iaquinta?
Julian Bailey
>that kid now has staph to deal with aswell
What a guy that Kevin Lee is, infecting those kids who are already sick with cancer
Brody Hughes
/r/wholesome_memes
John Gonzalez
The kid who cost Lee his victory
Jonathan Ortiz
>where you at mcnigger you fucking piece of farm equipment
Gained a fan tonigh to be quite honest
Mason Carter
no this
Juan Davis
Conor beats Ferguson Nate beats Ferguson Conor Nate 3 for the title
this could actually happen if Nate took normal fights
Brody Torres
Conor gon git DESTROYED. Even Dana, the honorary jew, is on-board for this fight over more money fight bullshit.
Carter Ortiz
Next title shot after Ferguson/McGregor, of course.
Nicholas Mitchell
conor = reddit, tony = heem
Luis Rivera
Conor McGregor doesn't have the athletic capability to run you idiot. He fucking rides a bike like a pussy
Henry Myers
With Max already booked and Conor wanting to fight soon it's down to Tony or Nate and I have a feeling it's going to be Nate but I agree winner of TUF fights Khabib
Christian Foster
...
Kayden Sullivan
nate will never fight again unless it's conor
Elijah Baker
i absolutely refuse to support that awkward fuck. Tony isn't anybody's boy. I've never seen anybody actually unironically Tony post. Nobody likes him
>With Max already booked My guy you don't think Conor is ever, EVER going to fight at 145 again do you?
William Clark
The fight build up for this made me like him, but Conor is still my boy. I was hoping Tony won just for the memes the press conference between them would create
Ryan Murphy
No Max would move up obviously, Conor can't make that weight again
Samuel Young
The ironic thing is everyone else would starch nate except maybe Connor. Where did the meme start that nate isn't a dogshit fighter
Christian Campbell
No one gives a fuck about Khalabeeb, mane.
Daniel Moore
awkward and nobody likes him? so exactly like /heem/?
Carter Cook
most of us are normies my guy. sorry to break the heem fantasy
Parker Perez
I agree completely but they will still book him for that fight whether or not he can make that weight because of all the publicity he is getting for being an undefeated lightweight that Conor is supposedly ducking
Blake Gonzalez
Joe Duffy vs Nate Diaz is the fight to make
Mason Reed
>nate beats ferguson
just howled like a nigger
Aiden Thompson
This is actually beautiful poem
Robert Taylor
...
Michael Bailey
Doubt me now
Parker Cox
youre an obese literal mandrama aspie, he's one of the most exciting fighters and his schtick isnt remotely as cringey as fat redditors like you want to think
Blake Thompson
How do some people who are actually knowledgeable about MMA think the Diaz Bros are top 5 worthy in their relevant divisions, lads?
Gabriel Diaz
He's just eccentric. Normies like that, actually
Juan Wilson
They're paid shills like Rogan
Camden Powell
Kady announced that if Mag comes back to Chechnya he's gonna get killed. Based Moraga. Not only did he heem him,but he probably got him permaheemed.
I'm going to be completely honest. I had disliked tony ever since he did that interview where he pushes his glasses down and does some inauthentic thing about wanting to fight Conor. I thought he was the quintessential try hard that would contribute to the death of UFC
I now love him for his fights. Ever since the spicy banana fight he has been my closet boy
Jason Lewis
(You)
Lucas Wilson
mighty mouse will heem no daddy, tj, and cejudo again in that order
Carter Perry
Conor >reddit El cacuy >our guy
Nicholas Brown
Yo for real my boy Al would knock Tony the fuck out. Al is a legit top 5 LW right now. He is SEVERELY underrated and if the UFC would ever give him a decent ranked opponent he would demonstrate how elite he is.
Chase Brooks
Low Key Tony
Fuck off Lee
Austin Fisher
Eddie = our guy
everyone else = reddit
Juan Sanders
Beat Kevin and Masvidal (lost that one imo, but got the W)
Noah Foster
Al and Lee is the fight to make
Jonathan Evans
i could unironically kick cm punks ass
Tyler Wright
but he is a gaping asshole
who is too well off to fight hungry
but he truthfully may be top 5
Angel Martin
wut
Grayson Lopez
Elcucuy = Reddit Awkward, full of autistic personalities, speaks in shitty metaphors and catchphrases
legit laughed out loud when the "california khabib fan club" or whatever the fuck showed up and literally every single one of them was muslim and they all started praying together in sandspeak lmao
Tyler Turner
shows you that anyone boyinf kebab is actually a muslime
>britain Not suprised loool
Zachary Flores
that fight was great
did it get FOTN?
Adrian Price
...
Jacob Walker
Let's see Werdum try to pull that shit on him
Juan Phillips
based
Robert Watson
>im rich xD
Brody Long
Just for you
Asher King
thanks buddeh
Wyatt Wood
Saying his fights are dominate doesn't make him my boy
>loool jesus..
Daniel Kelly
By what method does Conor not get sodomized by Ferguson?
He is a pillowfisted bitch that has people convinced he is Tyron Woodley. Ferguson beats him 9/10.
Tyler Phillips
During the fighter retreat his punches measured almost as much force as Woodley's on the punching machine they had set up, and he was hitting harder than welterweights like wonderbread.
Crazy how mooks still doubt dat left 'and...
Jordan Morgan
first he said >ill put you in a policelock and beat you like the nigger you are Then he said >hey mcnigger where you at you fucking nigger How does he get away with it? Is it because hes mexican?
Brody Moore
u mirin brah?
Jackson Turner
Can someone PLEASE explain to me the 'phenomenal personality of Kevin Lee' that the media tried so hard to push on us. Everyone comparing him to Conor and stating that his personality is the stuff superstardom is made out of. I've failed to see this. Mediocre trash talker, limited vocab, I found Lee the embodiment of mediocrity. Don't get me wrong, good fighter with tremendous potential, but I just don't see the 'entertainment phenom' that the media and UFC tried to shove down our throats.
Samuel Fisher
Conor wasn't at the athlete retreat
Jacob James
Do you ever sleep spazz?
Logan Foster
fake news
Dylan Gomez
El Cucuy coming for you BOY
Dominic Harris
how many guys has kady had sex with?
>nate muh money muh boxing [ducking intensifies]
Gavin Lee
>Conor beats Ferguson >Nate beats Ferguson Wow there are some miscreants who actually truly believe this and aren't trolling for (you)'s
