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What do you do, Sup Forums?

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1. onside
2. red card
3. play on

1. bullshit, the attacker is still onside
2. goal, red card for the defender
3. play on

>onside
>own goal no card
>play on, allow the complaining side to change shirts at half time if they wish

1. Red Card
2. Red Card
3. Red Card

>goal AND red card

No you simple fuck. Its a penalty and red card or ignore the incident and give a goal

>own goal

it was on target la

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>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

>he knocks ball into his own net

so while a defender tackles two feet high from behind a player in the penalty box but that player has time to pass the ball or shoot resulting into a goal, no red card for the defender?

deflected goal on target, not own goal

Dangerous play isn't the same as a handball. The rules aren't that autistic

Its not a deflected goal. The guy puts his hand out to stop the ball, it drops infront of him, he feels guilty so taps it into the goal

Onside, own goal and red, swap at half time
Intervene, goal (although I wouldn't know if this is a rule), red card@

1. whistle the play dead, the manager can sub off the "injured" defender and play will be paused until 11v11 or its 11v10 until the next stoppage
2. goal
3. nothing, he has to come back on with the jersey he started the game with in the second half

1. yellow card for simulation, obviously wasting time to play the clock or allowing his teammates to catch the breath and be focused to defend well the corner.

2. goal

3. laugh, tell him to remove it.

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play on and give the defender a yellow for leaving the pitch without permission
goal, no card
play on

1. Dive
2. Dive
3. Dive

Excellent post

Is this an actual rule? How about the situations where the player runs out of the pitch to go around someone?

This, whining shits that don't know how to play football as it's meant to be playes should just fuck off.

1. onside
2. goal
3. play on

>thingken about grannies

1. goal
2. goal, red card
3. no sub

1. I literally don't understand this one. Red card the free-kick taker
2. Assuming the rugby tackle occurs before the ball crosses the line: red card and penalty
3. Ignore him

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idk
red and the goal
not my problem, play on

Play on, yellow for the defender that left
Goal, yellow for the defender for unsportsmanlike conduct, let the fa figure it out post match
You got 5 minutes into the match before this was a problem, I don't care.

Corner
Goal, no card
Do absolutely nothing. I'm not a cop.

Is that Pirlo?

1 - onside, yellow for defender
2 - goal, yellow for defender
3 - play on
1 - intervene
2 - goal
3 - nothing
1 - corner
2 - goal, red for defender
3 - ignore him or have him subbed off if it remains a problem

1. Blow whistle for the offside. Check if player is OK and allow physio on. Restart game with a drop ball instead of FK. Note in match report.
2. Goal stays. Yellow card the defender. Handball rule is shittily defined in the laws of the game. No need to send the lad off but you do need to punish an intentional handball.
3. Tell the captain he should have informed you before the game started there was issues with the strips. Play on.

1. Injured player means ball can't go live anyway. Tell the physio to come on and take the player off. Tell the manager to knock it off or you will send him to the stands and put it in the match report.
2. Goal. He hit the ball with his foot.
3. Friendy match means relaxed atmosphere and he did it when match was at half-time. Have a joke but remind him to leave it in the locker room for the second half. It's the clubs discression regarding the swear word.

1. Corner. Put it in match report net hooks were dislodged because of weather. It's a matter for the local FA branch and park
2, Red for violent conduct. Goal stays.
3. Play on and warn him you wont take his nonsense. Put it in Match report and report to the FA

1. Cry in the Janitor's broom closet at half time.
2. Moan about the ref in an attempt to convince people you are competent
3. Punch Gary Neville in the face

1. Onside, it would create retarded tatics if it was not onside
2. Red card he is just little dickhead
3. Keep playing its a non-issue

1. Yellow card for delay of game or some shit and then stop play until the fallen guy is dealt with
2. Its a goal
3. Go over to player and tell him to take it off or he will get a red card

1. Redo free kick with a different kicker, get the goalie a new shirt
2. Red Card to defender, if the attacking team got the ball in before the tackle then it is goal, otherwise they get a free kick
3. Pretend I didn't hear him and walk away, get higher ups to deal with it

an opposition player punches gary neville in the face. what do you do?

Red card attacker, punch Gary Neville in the face, yellow card Gary Neville for delay of game.

These ones aren't even debatable. So how is there a debate?

How can this (1) possibly be a goal or red card?

Also while I'm at this trainwreck of a post
Why would you give a penalty and not a fucking own goal?

>taking Sup Forums seriously

1. Continue to nap.
2. Wake up long enough to shout gooooooaaaalll. Go back to sleep.
3. Tell player he should discuss it when he and boyfriend go to bed later.