The .700 Club: Week 5 Sunday Edition

You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better.

>PLATINUM MEMBERS
Chiefs

>Safe this Week
Chiefs (at Texans) on SNF
Broncos (BYE)
Falcons (BYE)

>In Danger this Week
Bills (at Bengals)
Panthers (at Lions)
Lions (vs. Panthers)
Eagles (vs. Cardinals)
Steelers (vs. Jaguars)
Rams (vs. Seahawks)
Packers (at Cowboys)

>In Danger of Blacklisting
Browns (vs. Jets)
49ers (at Colts)
Chargers (at Giants)
Giants (vs. Chargers)

Everyone else, keep winning or eat shit.

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Reminder that the Lions should be 4-0 and the Falcons shouldn't be here at all

Reminder that deal with it, faggot.

I'm good actually because teamd that fuck the Lions out of a win always end up end up losing their season in the most hilarious way in the end

+1 SOL

A blacklist bowl and a .700 club death match? Can’t decide which one to watch

>t. assblasted mong
keep crying bitchnigger

Lol. And You gonna lose again today, bitchboy.

tfw leet af

based ben and troy

how the fuck did the bills become elite

Very nervous about this week

Rams will have a winning season

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>In Danger this Week
>Panthers
Heh

panthers will be just fine.

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I am less nervous now!

>STOOLERS

Only loss so far was a close one to another elite team

>mfw blacklisted 5 games in
F-fine, d-didnt wanna join your stupid club anyway *sobs uncontrollably*

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LOINS OUT
STOOLERS OUT
RAZORCAKES OUT

BROWNS BLACKLISTED
GIANTS BLACKLISTED

49ers blacklisted.

beating the lions is a normal thing get over it

This is the mindset of fans of garbage teams. Always blaming external forces, never looking inward.

Chiefs coming into a trap game tonight

As a Chefs fan, dammit probably

>As a Chefs fan, I love cock

Four teams kicked out this week and three teams blacklisted.

>preparing to be anally raped

>b-b-but guys it was a trap game

>Pats aren't in this

Strange feeling desu.

Pats have to win their next two games if they want to get in as soon as possible.

>complete literally one single pass in 100 seconds in crunch time
>get refballed the other remaining yards from the 24 yard line all the way until less than 20 inches away
"S-stupid refs"

Billsfag here

It was nice, guys

>4-1

Doesn't mean shit until we play Atlanta.

I want to stomp their asses into the ground.

Another good weekend boys

Wasn't able to watch the game today but heard my upstairs neighbors going nuts which is always a good sign. Good weekend for sure wisconsin lads.

Not on your life

STEELKEKS BTFO

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>Losing to the Razorcakes

At least we can chase Pence out of a stadium, even if we can't do much else.

>Losing last 4 games by a combined 11 points feels fairly bad though.

>Jints blacklisted permanently

>tfw Chargers will be in danger of blacklisted all season til they lose.

Where did it all go wrong lads? We should've just let the Gints beat us to get better draft position.

>browsn
>$(ers
>gints

How about them Chefs?

Hey guys we own this club now.

Lionsbro here, we feel your pain

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In theory if the officials had gotten the call right and ruled Tate down in the first place, the lions could've gotten another play off

>We'd be in the club with a half-decent quarterback and maybe one better receiver

shit sux familia

guaranteed to lose to the broncos but grats on the win tonight real impressive

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your coach and GM both got 5-year contracts. If those close losses are actually signs of latent talent and not flukes, and your coach and GM are not hacks, they'll have time to turn things around.

we are them boys
we make the noise

this is the best Panthers OC since 2015

WE WILL BE BACK.

Need to win your next two. There's a reason why the .700 Club is for elite teams.

Business as usual

5-0, cuckbois

>The panthers
Kek who are you kidding? You know your team isn't credible.

Next...

I'm going to form my own club... With blackjack.. and hookers...

In theory, if the Lions had never lost a game they'd have 51 Superb Owl trophies now.

Score more points, you won't have to go looking for a missed call to blame your losses on.

Second.

cute!

>tfw holding on for dear life

Steelers have been kicked out.

>carolina this week

>Gnats this week
>Full week off
>At Denver
>In prime time
Do the gnats even score? Do they even pass the 50 yard line?

Relax, it will be fun senpai. As long as you know your routes...

as an eagles fan, i can almost guarantee we beat this carolina team. our pathetic franchise always beat a team we shouldn't early in the season before proceding to drop 4 of 5 to sub .500 teams

This is the most dead .700+ club, I think it's because a bunch of our members weren't aware of this clubs existence before last season.

after tonight we need a new updated thread to laugh at the blacklists

they're not beating carolina

yes, they will. as per tradition, the eagles get off to a hot start and beat a team much better than them, sending the hype into orbit, before promptly losing 6 of our last 9 games and missing the playoffs.

last year that didn't happen. they were just 3-0. didn't have doug the year before, so it's a different situation. i'm givin it 55-45 panthers

Got tickets. Preparing to enjoy NFCCG preview.

27-21 iggles book it now

They wel lmight, Carolina also has a long tradition of fucking up in night games.

oh yeah? notable examples? i'd be happy if the punthers lost

I'm excited tbqh.

>eternally playing just well enough to keep this man employed

wouldn't you rather just tank a season and rip the bandaid off?

Eagles are just the best

>Lane Johnson is out.

Fully expecting an L

Ask me how I know you are retarded.

Peyton calls in order 66 and ends his brother's career

Are the Cheifs destined to end up with perfect score meme status this season? Will they manage to get all the way to the Owl unopposed because apparently every other fucking team is going full spaghetti? Or will someone stop them before they have the perfect run and record?

They have to have at least two losses and go 14-2 at best to have a chance.

We've seen what 16-0 and 15-1 have yielded after reaching the Bowl with New England and Carolina respectively.

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