ITT: Signs a film is trash

ITT: Signs a film is trash

>Film is less than 70minutes long

I've never heard of a film shorter than 80 minutes. Unless it's a short.

ITT: Signs a thread is trash

>OP makes a dumbasss statement

Nightmare Before Christmas is 76 minutes desu

Take it back.

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meh, kinda dont agree as a lot of tv movies are fucking smashing m8

wait, arent some of the best disney film like 80' odd minutes?

>20th Century Fox

Bambi is 70 minutes. Dumbo is 64, though I don't particularly like Dumbo

>popular with the nigger crowd

-Too many obvious propaganda tropes in the first 10 mins.
-Color pallet is blue and orange.
-Rob Zombie had something to do with it.
-It is a copy of another blockbuster coming out around the same time that was done by another studio.
-It is part 4 or more.
-It is one of the things on this image list.

>Not liking Friday or Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: the Movie

just end it my dude

>people who like such movies recommend suicide to other people on the internet.

You seem to be correct, sir.

>nigger or woman protagonist

>film was shot on anything under 70mm

It's actually weird to ever have animation longer than 120 minutes. Only anime films are ever that long. The longest animated film is Final Yamato.

>Characters are shoehorned in for gender, race or identity politics reasons.

Name ONE movie that does the above which is not trash.

That one with rob schnider and a self aware black man

Key word here is, "shoehorned". Stuff like The Green Mile wouldn't be shoehorned in. Anything that is shoehorned in will obviously be shit. Perhaps the only except would be something like Team America or Danger 5 where everything was shoehorned in.

>It's a superhero movie

It is a slow paced boring superhero movie with almost no action to speak of. Like Unbreakable.

>film title starts with The

I want to watch this but I cannot stand the narrator's voice

But that's not true. These are only a few of the insightful and intellectually sprawling revered classics ticking at around 70 minutes or less:

>L'age d'or
by Bunuel.
>Sherlock JR
by Keaton.
>Night and Fog
by Resnais.
>Battleship Potemkin
by Eisenstein.
>Elegy of a Voyage
by Sokurov.
>Duck Soup
by Marx Brothers.
>Inauguration of The Pleasure Dome is also only a couple of minutes shy of feature length.

>Film has a high Rotten Tomatoes score

Trash

>directed by alan smithee

THE Thing
THE Good, THE Bad and THE Ugly
THE Dark Knight Rises

None of those are films.

Of course you've never heard of Godard or Bergman. Fucking embryo.

A film under 70 mins counts as a short. Dumb complaint, anyway.

>Lionsgate
>Twisted Pictures

Fpbp

This

The VVitch

Fantasia is over 2 hours. Cars is almost 2 hours, weirdly.

>scaruffi gave it lower than a 6