Do Americans have the most fun?

What kind of fun can your people have that Americans can't?

Can it top this?

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mankind had enough fun already

GORGEOUS AMERICAN GIRL

i bet bogans could

mostly the low-tech stuff like fishing with explosives or swimming in holes cut in ice

Nobody has fun like us, the rest of the world are like the Borg from star trek too us

surprised I never find her girly. like a boy is dancing.

No bra on beachs.

We tend to do more extreme kind of fun over here.
Something that would make Americans yel OMG OMG OMG JESUS KURAIST type of fun

>What kind of fun can your people have that Americans can't?

Drive 250 MPH on a highway legally.

We briefly had this in one state in the 90s
"reasonable and prudent" was the limit/law. Does your autobahn have something similar in writing at least "officially"?

We party from sunset to sunrise, no exceptiona.

We can legally have oral sex with animals

Meh, you guys work A LOT. You can throw down but you work too much.

at least the rest of the world isn't getting consumed by feminism and BLM apologists.

fuck this place

what an annoying looking cunt

Very fun times to be had here

Mexicans and Americans work roughly the same amount. This entire continent is filled with people who like to work their asses off and then party like there's no tomorrow.

NEW WORLD IS BEST WORLD

American "fun" seems awkward and self aware as hell.
Whenever they are having fun I can only hear.
DAYUUM WOOOOOOORLD ZTAR HIP HOP, JEEZUS CHRIS, DAYUUM MAN LOOKATHIM GO, DAYUUUUM, OH MAAA GAAAD

Pipe down pls, this is a party thread

>self aware as hell.
how do i stop doin dis

The whole truth is that a bit more than a half of the whole German highway system has speed limits, but if you are seeing this sign anywhere on the highway it really means that lighting speed is the limit.

Though, If you are going faster that the so-called recommended speed of 130 km/h(81 mp/h) during an accident then you will lose your insurance coverage if you are not able to prove that said accident would also have happened at lower speeds.

You obviously won't be able to go fast during peak traffic hours or when there are constrution sites either.

So in order to go that fast without disturbance you are better off going to some interstate in some less-populate area, preferably a new one in former East Germany and during a Sunday morning.

I bet we'd just be bored to tears around all these Eurostiff wallflowers if we went over there to party.

Drugs, seriously. Outdrug it

Oh boy washed up ex-Disney """"star""" being a reckless whore episode #3845

>ameripedos

Yeah, I've heard stories about American hot rodders going over there and actually getting freaked out by how fast everybody was going in some spots.

Mexicans rank 49th in productivity for hours worked though. Just because you show up and punch the clock doesn't mean you're actually working hard. I have worked with Mexicans in agriculture and forestry and found them to be extremely slow, lazy, and unproductive. The data supports this.

this honestly. Americans are the only ones in the world that would rather work than take a vacation. we stress with vacations. and our brothers south of the border? I've seen how they work and for scraps over here.

proof this.

Ive worked with them the last 18 years and the 1st generation/new Mexicans work circles around everybody except country/farm boys.

When I was unemployed, I'd find work to do even if I wasn't getting paid. I'd go hang out at the startups my friends work at and would write one-off scripts and tests just to have something to do. I get horribly depressed without regular work.

We're a fucked up people.

Nobody asked your opinion you deer-fucking leaf.
It most be so nice looking from your ivory tower and having a nanny state to support your addiction to furry porn.

oh look, it's the Mexican hating leaf.

hi mexican hating leaf

no need for your shitposting.

Google "countries ranked by productivity"

>except country/farm boys
That's true I'm sure, but everyone in my area is a country/farm boy. I spent 8 months working in TN once too and was very surprised by the poor work ethic. Here intelligence is often distrusted and a man is measured by his work ethic; strong back-weak mind and all that.

You have mistaken me for someone else. Overall I like Mexicans or am indifferent towards them, but it's only spoiled urban Americans that consider them very hard workers. The idea that there are jobs "white people won't do" makes no fucking sense to me since I live somewhere entirely white and we still get things done

Disgusting

anyone with half a brain knows that that list is NOT about actual hard workers. you think Norweigans and folks from Luxembourg work harder than fucking Americans, Mexicans and the CHINESE?

get real.

got no idea who she is
thankfully
i don't want to know

>you think Norweigans and folks from Luxembourg work harder than fucking Americans, Mexicans and the CHINESE
Yes you fucking faggot american fuck nigger cunt jew
Europeans are passionate about career and take things seriously and to heart
The faggots you quoted do lousy shabby work 24/7 for venal purposes only

>automation and great industrial planning created by the best institutions of the world makes you a hardworking person
>lack of any of these resources makes you a lazy worker
Jesus christ tobby, are you mentally disabled or something like that?

I think in some cases they have learned to work smart instead of hard. At 49th Mexicans haven't figured either out. If it was just the data I might not believe it, but mixed with my own experience it stands up. Middle class Americans think doing any outdoor labour in the heat for low pay equals hard work. I have worked with seasonal migrant Mexicans in logging, fruit harvesting, and rockweeding, in every case I would take a teenage maritimer or newfie saving up for his first car over any 2 Mexicans.

Jumping from the tops of commieblocks into piles of snow isn't fun you're just literally retards who are depressed alcoholics so you don't care if you die

There's a reason it's called Russian roulette, that shit was probably invented as just a fun drinking game

>haha! Dmitri just blew his fucking brains out! Take a shot since he just did!

'fun' is overrated

is that way you fucking incel nerd lmao

Lol , they do get down though. I bet shit gets fucking weird

>he thinks eurolazies actually work hard

>automation and great industrial planning

Jobs I do and the great automated tools I use (I put an asterisk beside it if I have worked with Mexicans and found them lacking)
>blueberry harvest*
A rake and wooden boxes
>*rockweeding
A 20' outboard skiff and a rake
>forestry*
A chain, a chainsaw, twine
>scallop fishery
A metal net and an electric pulley
>lobster
A wire trap, rope, an electric pulley

Clearly automation isn't common in my industries. I'm in the poorest Canadian province. While we do recieve federal "nanny-state" money, it barely gives us schools or roads to drive on. The school nearest me has no extra curriculars, no clubs, no sports field or gymnasium, and is a 2 room school house. I am 20km from the nearest paved road and it's shite

Even one portuguese works as hard as 10 americans

this guy is right, here we work to get the work done as the purpose not just pretend-you-care-until-you-get-paycheck

This

I watched a documentary called 'office space' and it showed me that american workers are very unproductive.

Reminder NOBODY ITT even knows the meaning of the term "Hard work" unless they have worked with/around the Amish.

You're right! Portugal does work harder!

usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2016-09-02/hardest-working-countries-ranked-by-hours-worked-per-year

Meanwhile you worthless frog fucks are too busy fucking each other with stale baguettes to be a productive member of the world community

It just seems like there would be less heavy lifting to do in countries that have been developed longer

jesus that sound like a shite to be honest. But still i'm highly skeptical on your personally obtained data, I really hope you're not making all this shit for purely political or ethnic motivated reasons.
Everything that I have learned from life can be defined with a few couple words, the simplest explanations are always the correct ones. If mexicans are so lacking, so lazy, so unproductive, the idea of them flooding in numbers and taking jobs from the locals seems like a complete logical fallacy.
It just doesn't add up.

You're a fucking retard
France is above EU average in all categories and with much more GDP/hour worked than small very rich countries like even the fucking scandinavians so you can go fuck yourself really

>If mexicans are so lacking, so lazy, so unproductive, the idea of them flooding in numbers and taking jobs from the locals seems like a complete logical fallacy.
>It just doesn't add up.
lmao
it's obviously another politically motivated scheme to destroy american social cohesion
nothing to actually do with work

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked
>still can't top strong hard working Americans

LAZY
FROG
FUCKS

It isn't ethnic or political, I can't stand Sup Forumstardation either. No one here has ever been concerned about Mexicans taking our jobs, it's lazy yanks who want too much money for the work they do because they think they're special snowflakes, or spoiled urbanites who have never seen anyone do anything that looks like manual labour except Mexicans. That's where the "they are just doing the jobs Americans [white people] don't/won't do." Which is a retarded argument considering that these jobs still manage to get done in places that are all white, like my province.

Your pic shows that we work harder than 99% of the world, how is that laziness ? Americans are fucking retarded

99% of the world is garbage, the top 10 countries in any graph are the only ones that matter and you are
>NUMBER
>SIX

Grats on being more productive than all those third worlders though

6th out of 196 countries isn't anything to be ashamed of, and that's from a country that takes far more pride in their work-life balance than they do "muh protestant work ethic."

Not him, but Mexicans flooding in is easily explained. NAFTA made agriculture essentially uncompetitive in Mexico, in exchange for making industrial goods much more viable in the long-term. This means for about 15 years or so, displaced Mexican farm labor needed a place to go, so they came to the US.

Now that industry is starting to take off in Mexico, you're seeing a net loss of people crossing the border again, as lots of migrant farm workers decide to shift gears and go work in factories insted. The only ones still left here illegally are those who have set down roots of some sort. It's not really a matter of work ethic drawing Mexicans across the border, it's a matter of economics.

That being said, I disagree with the canuck. In my personal experience, Mexicans work at least as hard as Americans do.

>germans
>brits
>3rd worlders

and americans don't count, the numbers are skewed because they do corrupt businesses that are all about exploiting and murdering and making money off of it
meanwhile euros are genuinely good brave honest and god-fearing people so we only do honest business

EXTREMELY French post, whoa

How many of those 196 countries are third world shitholes where water is a commodity? They shouldn't even be included, they don't produce anything but blood diamonds and refugees

Just like if you exclude everyone else from any statistic it will make your country look good! Wow!

Ok don't exclude them then, be proud that you're more productive than Sudan

Lazy kraut fuck

If you only look at your mum in the dark, from behind, and the waist down, she is a 10/10

yes you're white, yet you're not american. That's where's the catch, americans can't literally do what the mexican does in his everyday life. Don't try to victimize yourself and stick to the same demographic as americans, because no one in his right mind is doing it so.

going in a bar at 18

You can go to clubs at 18 here

I like the way you think.

>Germans have to follow the law in order to have fun

That explains why the pubs in my border town are all filled with yank 19 and 20 years olds every weekend

>pubs
>yanks
stop LARPing as british

We can do trve kvlt
youtube.com/watch?v=eJabs3cJaa0

We can go across the border and get ultra-cheap alcohol

>get drunk since 14 on the streets and nobody will ever give a shit
>hang out with girls and be sexist and a dick without pissing them off because the women from your country can distinguish a joke from an ideological statement
>walk around the cities at night and do crazy shit instead of hanging out sheltered in homes or bars or venues
>generally living a more dionysiac society where people is more percieving about others feelings and you can make friends just go out and get a coffee in a bar without much effort

>americans can't literally do what the mexican does in his everyday life

Don't fall for this meme, not everyone here or in Canada is as spoiled as you think.

We didn't acheive this level of success by luck.
And a lot of this is generational, "work" gets "easier" every generation. Exponentially so depending on how developed you are.

Lad is so catchy tho

In my town we have the 5 kings brewhouse, Dooley's billards hall, royal legion, the people's pub (where everyone goes), dewolfe's pub, and the tavern, so it's not a British thing.
Everyone, everywhere, calls Americans yanks, have for centuries. That's not British either. I think the Aussies have a unique name for you though