sweaty man walking towards you edition
/brit/
well good evening
big mild out
english weather
Cock? not a fan
Pussy? big fan
V ood edition
If I was at a party and some boring cunt put on abba or EDM or some other shite that wasn't obscure indie synthwave I'd send their jaw into the 4th dimension.
for i have sinned
Cats? not a fan
Hedgepigs? big fan
*resurrects Winston Churchill*
bit narcissistic to be a fan of yourself
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something wicked this way comes
anime
>gay
>straight
>bi
I'm post-sexuality
a hole is a hole
/brit/ character study powerranking:
Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community
mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.
runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this (probably not even true). Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.
lefties are cunts
I would intellectually heem you in a game of chess you utter runt
regarded as retarded
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was at a work party last night and we were doing karaoke
considered belting one out to gunship but decided against it
These threads are too fast.
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Genuinely despise fans of the stone roses
The DPRK looks pretty peng
I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND !
A BRITISH BF, AN AMERICAN BF (WHITE), A LEAF BF (WHITE), AN AUSSIE BF, A NZ BF, A SOUTH AFRICAN BF (WHITE)
ALL OF THEM WILL BE MY BF
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when it's all said and done
>UK flag
>EDM
Underage. This isn't America! You probably call MD/Mandy :- "Molly"
it's all a bit mad
kek so true
tim is shit
I've already rekt several people in these threads. Send me a lichess link and I'll add you to the list m8
not a fan, bring back enoch powell instead
>le quirky pseudo-posh man
nah not a fan
fuck off you cockgobbler
stop replying with a few word posts
itchy trigga finga niggas
>pseudo-posh
so Mogg is just pretending to be posh then?
I love you
Why's that x
k
No u.
why
vete a la verga maricon
nothing pseudo about it
lol
might get a korma from the nearby 'Sheeds Feed & Seed
*runs him over*
They're sanctimonious
did a chuckle at this
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lads why can i still see irish flags in the thread?
they were supposed to clear off
arrogant and vindictive
You have those? Ireland has finally joined the 21st century?
Formerly Pajeet's Eat and Street
chid a duckle at this
they believe in the false god of equality
verga, yes ? I love verga, I want yours (YOU)
tehee~
yogi sofi is that you x
dont get it
they force their politics into movies, television, comics and muh vidya
thought the pintman meme guy was churchill getting tanked in a pub when I first saw it haha
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Sneed
clean up your house you dirty cunt
They bend over backwards to shield their precious brown voters from criticism, and covered up things like Rotherham
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>when a southerner calls you bruv
>when a midlander calls you duck
>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'
tell Alexis Sanchez he was pure shit today
Love being clean shaven lads
Actually makes you stand out from the runts with beards and stubble you see everywhere
Shows off my deece jawline
when a londoner says oh my days to you
>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'
it's our kid you dumb twat
Believe they are entitled to infringe on people's basic human rights in the name of their dogmatic ideology.
we've had chinkys for years but indian/paki places are more recent
literally have no idea what any of the meals are but they usually give a reasonable description on the menus
*votes labour*
BOOMSHANKA
an interception
can't joke about anything any more without offending someone
>cockenham hotshit
JUST
Mummy is drunk again
"Quotes labour"
>duck
wat
got season finale tonight's lauds
my lifes not all that bad
still want to fucking end it though
think all of these are a lot more localised than just "the north/south/midlands"
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Film it, upload to Youtube and link to the vid on /brit/.
big fan of this image
dumb: race war
dumb: class war
woke: gender war
Quite literally all me
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once there were mountains on mountains
and once there were sunbirds to soar with
and once I could never be down
>POOSENAL
edgy 50 year old
needs to grow up
love him
*immigrates*
just ate a sunday roast
you better not
>poorthern oiks literally worship this man
how is he not embarrassed?
Mummy's making one now