/brit/

sweaty man walking towards you edition

well good evening
big mild out
english weather

Cock? not a fan
Pussy? big fan

V ood edition

If I was at a party and some boring cunt put on abba or EDM or some other shite that wasn't obscure indie synthwave I'd send their jaw into the 4th dimension.

for i have sinned

Cats? not a fan
Hedgepigs? big fan

*resurrects Winston Churchill*

bit narcissistic to be a fan of yourself

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something wicked this way comes

anime

>gay
>straight
>bi

I'm post-sexuality
a hole is a hole

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
the exact same videos day in day otu. he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this (probably not even true). Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

lefties are cunts

I would intellectually heem you in a game of chess you utter runt

regarded as retarded

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was at a work party last night and we were doing karaoke
considered belting one out to gunship but decided against it

These threads are too fast.

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Genuinely despise fans of the stone roses

The DPRK looks pretty peng

I WANT AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND !


A BRITISH BF, AN AMERICAN BF (WHITE), A LEAF BF (WHITE), AN AUSSIE BF, A NZ BF, A SOUTH AFRICAN BF (WHITE)


ALL OF THEM WILL BE MY BF

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when it's all said and done

>UK flag
>EDM
Underage. This isn't America! You probably call MD/Mandy :- "Molly"

it's all a bit mad

kek so true
tim is shit

I've already rekt several people in these threads. Send me a lichess link and I'll add you to the list m8

not a fan, bring back enoch powell instead

>le quirky pseudo-posh man

nah not a fan

fuck off you cockgobbler

stop replying with a few word posts

itchy trigga finga niggas

>pseudo-posh
so Mogg is just pretending to be posh then?

I love you

Why's that x

k

No u.

why

vete a la verga maricon

nothing pseudo about it

lol

might get a korma from the nearby 'Sheeds Feed & Seed

*runs him over*

They're sanctimonious

did a chuckle at this

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lads why can i still see irish flags in the thread?
they were supposed to clear off

arrogant and vindictive

You have those? Ireland has finally joined the 21st century?

Formerly Pajeet's Eat and Street

chid a duckle at this

they believe in the false god of equality

verga, yes ? I love verga, I want yours (YOU)
tehee~

yogi sofi is that you x

dont get it

they force their politics into movies, television, comics and muh vidya

thought the pintman meme guy was churchill getting tanked in a pub when I first saw it haha

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Sneed

clean up your house you dirty cunt

They bend over backwards to shield their precious brown voters from criticism, and covered up things like Rotherham

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>when a southerner calls you bruv
>when a midlander calls you duck
>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'

tell Alexis Sanchez he was pure shit today

Love being clean shaven lads
Actually makes you stand out from the runts with beards and stubble you see everywhere
Shows off my deece jawline

when a londoner says oh my days to you

>when a northern refers to you as 'are (your name)'

it's our kid you dumb twat

Believe they are entitled to infringe on people's basic human rights in the name of their dogmatic ideology.

we've had chinkys for years but indian/paki places are more recent

literally have no idea what any of the meals are but they usually give a reasonable description on the menus

*votes labour*

BOOMSHANKA
an interception

can't joke about anything any more without offending someone

>cockenham hotshit

JUST

Mummy is drunk again

"Quotes labour"

>duck
wat

got season finale tonight's lauds

my lifes not all that bad

still want to fucking end it though

think all of these are a lot more localised than just "the north/south/midlands"

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Film it, upload to Youtube and link to the vid on /brit/.

big fan of this image

dumb: race war
dumb: class war
woke: gender war

Quite literally all me

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once there were mountains on mountains
and once there were sunbirds to soar with
and once I could never be down

>POOSENAL

edgy 50 year old

needs to grow up

love him

*immigrates*

just ate a sunday roast

you better not

>poorthern oiks literally worship this man

how is he not embarrassed?

Mummy's making one now