Reasons to love Germany
>best engineering
>strong jawlines
>superior bred
>medieval towns
>autobahn
>best fetish porn
>trains run on time
>mydirtyhobby
>black forest
>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
>big beer mugs with handles
>currywurst
That is why you should love Germany
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jee, thanks britain. Didn't expect that from you
t. Smithy von Schmitt
>>best engineering
most of it is gone already
>>strong jawlines
kek
>>superior bred
kek
>>medieval towns
no, in ww2 all of it was bombed to ashes
>>autobahn
clogged 24/7
>>best fetish porn
yes
>>trains run on time
yes
>>mydirtyhobby
yes
>>black forest
yes but overcrowded, no vast spaces of just nature
>>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
kek, they gave up nothing, on the contrary, they gained control
>>big beer mugs with handles
relics from the past
>>currywurst
getting replaced by kebap
germany as you know it, is over.
>trains run on time
>flags
not surprised
swiss guy is right tho
>trains run on time
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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do you have an international comparison of train schedules and trains being on time?
Do you have autism?
Reasons to love Germany
halt den mund!
there's more and more turks in germmoney everytime i go there
RIP gibmoney
t. budget autistria
socks and sandals are an international thing and the first sock in a sandal was found in britain and belonged to a roman soldier.
I also im a tourist not a dirty degenerate immigrant
Help im lost in the library
this is unironically trend nowadays
Reasons to hate Germany
>they single handedly started World War I
>they single handedly started World War II
>despite that they didn't get nuked once, Japan took the blame instead
>their language sounds like shit and is unnecessarily complicated
>they think joining the european union and accepting hundreds of thousands of refugees will undo the damage they did to the world
>german posters are one the worst of Sup Forums
>every single country sucks their dick and congratulates them for having such high quality of life, even though they sacrificed millions for that
Truth hurts
gee someone seems turbo butthurt
also
>Japan took the blame instead
Hard as Kruppstahl, tough as leather and fast as greyhounds!
>throws out generic ad hominem
>highlights one point I made but doesn't counter-argument it
Is this what superior German posting looks like? I'm beat.
xD
okay, Japan didn't took the blame. They just still get shit for Pearl Harbor from the burgers.
There you have it
meanwhile brazilians destroy the forest that produces the air we breathe. you are literally suffocating mankind.
Thank you, my Anglo friend
>>best engineering
BER, Elbphilarmonie, vw
>>trains run on time
Even worse than Italy
It's not really "brazilians"who are doing it, it's the 0.1% who actually have enough power to get support from the government so they can kill trees. Would be really easy for the other 99.9% to stand up and tell them to fuck off, but obviously that's not going to happen because most of them don't even know what the hell is going on.
>It's not really "brazilians"who are doing it, it's the 0.1% who actually have enough power
>Would be really easy for the other 99.9% to stand up and tell them to fuck off, but obviously that's not going to happen because most of them don't even know what the hell is going on.
same as in germany dude and now you have hopefully learned something.
I don't remember saying anything about deforestation in Germany.
They also need to pay denbts
he means that you shit on individuals for something they didn't do just because of their country
Well, OP is kind doing the same thing. The double standards here are pretty bad.
>Trump
maybe
>Greece
why now all of a sudden? but probably yes
>poland
see above
>Namibia
literally who, but yeah why not
the point is that germans did ww1 and ww2 as much
>single handedly
as brazilians did and do deforestation of the rainforests
>30 billion
>yeah, why not
If Britain doesn't pay 100 bazillion to all its colonies across the world we don't need to pay jackshit either
There's something severely wrong with you if you're actually putting WW1 and WW2 on the same level as deforestation. Maybe it's your German genes making you stupid.
kek, according to that logic iran, egypt, syria and pakistan could sue greece for damages made by the army of alexander the great and other greek warlords.
turks could demand reparations for troy and gallipoli and countless other battles.
thats just insane.
he's doing it as a mirror for yourself
Only pathetic losers are pursuing that path.
Nice evasion
we will see that in the future when all the forests are gone.
Deforestation is actually worse
Deforestation in Brazil has been going on for over 2 centuries, retard. The forests aren't going to disappear suddenly, and even if they do there's still other countries. Besides, the main source of oxygen aren't even trees, it's the phytoplankton.
It was Italy who started the war with Greece
Are they not the ones who should be paying?
>every single country sucks their dick
Germany has been shit on by all countries ever since the refugee thing happened.
Trumptards have singled out Germany as the most cucked country in Europe and we hear it every day so stop talking shit
What is it to you?
...
hi
i love germany
thanks
Why do you even care?
Because it pisses me off that people claim gibs, especially when people claim gibs because because of what happened 70 years ago.
And Germany isn't ready for an economic collapse yet, the German far-right scene has to grow bigger before that happens.
because italy doesn't have money
Just because nobody can't force you into reparations because Greece is irrelevant, doesn't mean you didn't commit the crime.
True, but what is the crime?
If Germany stole or destroyed any pieces of art, statues, historical artifacts et.c then I absolutely think they should pay for the damage caused and return said stolen items but if the "crime" is literally just killing soldiers, partisans and bombing strategic points I don't think they should pay.
so when will you pay the iranians? i mean you burned down their cities, killed all the men, mass raped the women. will the iranians ever see a single euro reparation for this?
Post german qts. Maybe I'll love Deutschland
Deforestation in general, you stupid monkey.
No one said that the forest is gonna disappear tomorrow, you stupid monkey.
No one said that the main source of oxygen are trees, you stupid monkey.
I would be mad too if I'd live in a shithole,you stupid monkey.
Who needs arguments when you can just call the opposing side a stupid monkey a lot of times?
Not quite. You see nazis were isis tier, for every soldier they lost they executed civilians, burned down villages etc. And
Go to bed kid or read about the persian empire
the nazis did force Greece into a loan that they had started repaying but the successor german state did not.
German women belongs to BDC
>for every soldier they lost they executed civilians, burned down villages etc. And
guess what the brits did in their colonies, churchill even wanted to mass gas entire peoples if they rebelled. stalin deported millions of people just because some of them rebelled, turkey sent armenians on death marches only because some armenians rebelled.
and o, look at our little greece, what have we here:
The Ottoman prefect of Menemen, Kemal Bey, and the six gendarmes accompanying him were assassinated by Greek soldiers in the evening of the first day. These deaths became the opening act for further killings carried out on the civilian population of Menemen the following day by a Cretan brigade aided by a number of accomplices from the local Greek minority. The event was termed as a "massacre" by an inter-allied commission composed of four generals representing the Allied Powers.[2]
British Admiral Calthorpe, commenting to London on the fact that some Turks of Menemen had managed to survive, stated:
In my opinion the Greeks are responsible for the whole affair... Only their complete lack of organization prevented them from obtaining a greater measure of success. It is also possible that the unexpected presence of British witnesses cooled them a little.
—Somerset Gough-Calthorpe, Calthorpe to Curzon[9]
It would be better if Germany was divided after WW2 according to this plan:
en.wikipedia.org
>Get Coworkers from Germany
>They are all in their mid 30s
>They all have no wife or even a gf
>They also have no kids
Thats with all the germans we had send over here. They are the most cucked ones.
>reparations to the ottoman empire
lmao
> DB
> on time
Pick one
she's flat like Saxony
Looks like a young John Kasich
Hes not actually wrong though. Brazilians are a blight on the world, the worst mixture of indiginous and European populations.
We know you had your first niece/daughter at 13, Cletus, but some people take time to develop their careers before they start a family. They also don't rely on Children's Services to do their babysitting
>am*rican trying to berate me
What a damn joke.
>implying tall, long legged, small-breasted but shapely is not the ideal female aesthetic
I'm no huge fan of the Germans (I like most of their neighbors more desu) but I'll give them that, a lot of their women have absolutely perfect bodies. Big tits are fun but are impractical and age terribly
Fuck GERM*NY and FUCK A*STRIA
Small bewbs are sweet
kek, saved.
...
Well, as much as every German likes to shit on the DB (for foreigners: this is serious business. Literally the only time ever you will get in contact with other people out on the street is when the train is late and all the people talk shit about the DB together) most of the time it IS on time. Like 95% or what ever with 98% being late max. 5 minutes or something, iirc. Guess that is not that bad, compared to other cunts.
>superior bred
How exactly? White people tend to have the least dominant genes.
>every single country sucks their dick and congratulates them for having such high quality of life, even though they sacrificed millions for that
Don't worry, they will go extinct soon.
>people actually believe they will get rid of us