The Pharaohs are going to the world cup. Who cried?

The Pharaohs are going to the world cup. Who cried?

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Brilliant news, maybe a black team will win the World Cup next year.

the commentator
the end of that game was absolutely crazy

tell me more

Congratulations to those boys.

Finally after 28 fucking years man the mood here in Egypt right now is un-fucking-believable.

> africa has 5 spots
> 3 white teams qualify

hehehe

Happy for them. North africans > sub-saharans

Lel these camelfucking towelheads are literal cannon fodder.
Bring more meme teams like them or Iceland, instead of actual strong black men like Niggeria.

I hope you'll upset some important team in Russia.

no you subhuman

Highlights with egyptian commentary:
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WE WUZ KANGS

>get all the jews to leave on their own
>qualify for the world cup

KANGZ of the World again after winning the WC

Yeah that would be Nice I think most of us Egyptians know that we won't do shit in the actual world cup but we are still happy that we got there

kys
burger eating culture-less subhuman
youre pathetic cuntry wont even survive another 200 years you insect

Pharaohs be rolling in their graves the past 1400 years. Not the same people not the same entity or religion just the name is the same

>egypt the better team
>go ahead, but aren't totally dominant and can't get a second
>congo equalizes
>"haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram. haram."
>a few minutes of frantic attacking and diving by egypt
>several crosses whipped into the box, egyptian players keep looking for penalties, none awarded
>finally one is awarded in the 94th minute or something
>"allah allah allah allah allah allah allah allah"
>players prostrating themselves and congratulating each other
>salah puts it away
>"ALLAAAAAAH ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" etc.
>audibly breaking down
>entire stadium celebrating

fucking insane

WE

lel

ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Ancient Egyptians didn't just disappear. They got assimilated by the arabs.

>Think that this is just the tl;dr
>It's the actual commentary

And here I thought that ''Absolutely HARAM'' was just a meme saying.

recent DNA analysis shows that it's actually still largely the same ethnicity, it's just that they went full retard and adopted Islam as their religion

Islam ruined Egypt

Calling it now Pharaohs in WC semis
You seen it first

this

The Greeks did it first, but the Arabs dealt the killing blow.

a muslim nation is not the heir-entity to ancient Egypt, its an extention of islamic arabia. a muslim nation founded by people coming in from the peninsula even though there is linage among some egyptians today dating back to ancient times

not arguing this

Is Egypt the best muslim country? They seem tolerant compared to shitholes like Saudi Arabia.

based

Azerbaijan is, I think. They're basically atheists but keep some shade of Islamic tradition in their culture.

not really no but not really Saudi, Qatar, Sudan, Iran, Aceh-tier either, MB is strong in Egypt and there is no fucking end to copt persecutions in egypt

They did their best to choke but this time they didn't manage to quite do it like in 2010 and 2014. Good for hadary.

would have preferred Uganda

For me it's Kyrgyzstan

Malaysia is I think

Although there's probably some nerd ITT who will now tell me how wrong I am.

Al-Sisi is doing his best at trying to remove MB influence though.

you guys should stop discussing the WE WAZ shit every time Egypt is mentioned...

Egypt is now shit compared to other Muslim countries. Overpopulation, lack of education and degenerate media are the main reasons.

What about Syria?

Tolerance wise Lebanon and Syria were on top.

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>Not the same people
>someone actually unironically believed the memes that african american black power "activists" spout
>Islam ruined Egypt
This.

That's what I said.

It's time for you guys to drop that whole Islam bullshit, separate yourselves culturally from the Arabs and make Egypt great again!

ALAHHHHHHHH ALAHHHHHHH ALLAHU AKBAR ALAHY AKBAR SALAAAAAHHHHHHH

Probably one of those Eastern European cunts

you never know.

hey yo, what's your statement on

i know sisi is a good force for a secular egypt but MB and shariah support is still somewhat large amount the people and its deep rooted and not exactly going away because this or that guy is the leader.

So Egypt is finally gonna participant in something that doesn’t involve children’s card games?

(You all are free to kick my ass for making that reference)

when did i say they were sub-saharans or nubians?

the heart of the ball

*kicks you in the balls*

the WUZ meme only applies to blacks

Yeah, that's the hard part. Al-Sisi is genuinely trying to make Egypt more secular, but a lot needs to happen in Egyptian society to drop all the shariah bullshit. And I doubt that that will happen in our lifetimes.

So did you buy vargs memes instead?

Where are the motorcycles?

No, that's Malaysia

Glad to see British commentators getting recognition.

no they were not white european ofc. Egyptians, middle easterners

Morocco and Tunisia are pretty ok desu

Moroccans are among the biggest low-life scumbags, so no

Who /coptic/ here?

Me, i can't believe Héctor Cuper is going to a WC and we are not

Unironically /mnoufi/ here

Hector a cute, probably the second best thing I love about Argentina
أحااا

Libanon is the best desu.

Mnoufis are the most powerful people on the planet ;)

can't argue with that...

>who are the copts

Jordan

Iran if you ignore the leaders

Feels bad for Aboutrika, though.

germany

lmao those commentators

Thanks you based Egypt, at least we're sure to have plenty of memes in this upcoming World Cup

ALLAHH SALAHA MUHAMMED ALLAH SALLAH

Doubting based Allah :^)

tell me my pharaonic friend, is it haram to desire this fine woman?

نشكر فخامة الرئيس عبد الفتاح السيسى على إعطاء هذا النصر لنا
شكرا من شعب مصر

>there are black people who unironically believe that Egyptians are their ancestors
>there are people who believe that the >jews built the pyramids

أسفين يا ريس

this

there are black people who unironically believe they were the original Jews

>kendrick "the israelite" lamar

>Egyptians are white

LMFAOOO

you guys contribute to the problem. one of my black friends is a WE WUZ KANGZ guy and he recently posted a bunch of pictures from his "pilgrimage" to egypt over the summer, and there were dozens of egyptians in the comments section saying "hope you enjoyed your stay brother!"

>never gave 2 shits about egypt
>cant understand a word the commentator is saying
>still get caught up in visible euphoria

Congrats Nilebros. Fuck anyone who denies this being the beautiful game.

alhamdullilah

>pilgrimage
KEK

I think it's OK if she's a Copt :)

congratualtions, hope >we (morocco) and tunisia make it too.

...

el JUSTo

Arab*

more like brown
and if Cabo Verde qualifies, it'll be 3 brown teams and a mulatto team

Was the penalty legitimate?

@farah3ali_official

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