Netflix shows you can fap to

Netflix shows you can fap to.

Black Sails is on Starz, bro

>have unlimited free streaming hardcore pornography at your disposal
>fap to some stupid tv show

why

Anything created by Dan "The Man" Schneider.
>masturbating to old washed up whores
What a cuck!

Porn is shit
It's much hotter to watch something sexy you're invested in, than twenty minutes of penetration shots

Oh, so its a sensual thing
You should have prefaced that you were lesbians.

Sometimes the idea of sex is better than seeing the actual sex. Getting invested in the world helps maintain the fantasy.

this

beta gays

OP is obviously brain-damaged. and beta gay.

All porn is cuckold porn since by the very act of watching porn you watch a man smashing someone, you are a cuck if you watch porn. cuck

only a virgin incapable of getting a girl even if they paid them twice the regular rate would say that

lol. you sound butthurt triggered. i'm massively curious what trauma you experienced. did your mom catch you fapping to pron and berked you nekkidly? please share your story.

Mhmm. Projecting much? I have a booty call tomorrow night, she called me. I just want a good show with some classy nudity.

not projecting. simply stating a truth. well, i guess what you said also sounds like something a pretentious gay guy would say in order to sound deep.

also:
>implying anons do not know fa/tv/irgins are capable of lying

kek

c'mon, triggered user, share your trauma story. i'm curious what happened that made you hate prawns so much.

>implying I'm not a normie
You're jealous of my ability to communicate to people in person.

>implicitly implying implications implyers implicitly imply

>Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

then don't even start season 3, it almost hasn't any

this. Yeah i know they want still sell everything with sex, but whould stop it.
i know sex isnt my life's part, how would a show/movie feel real if it has in every other scene

>unable to deny truth
>starts yammering

munktoon detected

>masturbating to old washed up whores

Well that's exactly what OP is doing desu.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

>Yeah i know they want still sell everything with sex, but whould stop it.
>i know sex isnt my life's part, how would a show/movie feel real if it has in every other scene

i agree with your "this" but reading what you posted after that made my kitten go dizzy and rape the neighbor's fracas. are you drunk?

Anything from Nickelodeon.

> he doesn't know Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

>OP asks for netflix suggestion
>replies with not-netflix suggestion

unmitigated imbecile

>he doesn't know yammering

yammerers usually do not know

Disney then

dykes

URRRRKKKKK! HHHRRRRRRRKKKK! HRGKT! NETFLIX! NETFLIX! NOT NICKELODEON! NOT DISNEY! NETFLIXXXXXXXXX! FOR THE LOVE OF MY WHISKERS! NETFLIXXXXXXXX!

KRAKAMAKAPAKAHAKAPAKAPAPTTTOOOOIIIIIEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU!!!!

But it's on Netflix. You need to specify Netflix originals.

There's that one episode of black mirror with negro titties

oh.

the massively dishonorable shame requires that i disembowel myself now. bye. ;_;

Eleanor is a cunt.

Max and Anne are cute. CUTE!

>he doesn't understand how important context is to erotica

Not all of us like to fap to Blacked. Some of us are serious master fappers.

porn does nothing for me unless it has a story