PALE WAVES GENERAL

So what do we think of Heavenly? Is Pale Waves the greatest band of the last 10 years? Tell me your stories about hearing them for the first time

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>greatest band of the last 10 years
Uh no. That title still belongs to Animal Collective

this ironic shilling meme has gone too far

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I've been in the industry for close to 60 years, and i can tell you i haven't gotten chills hearing a band for the first time since i saw Joy Division play the brixton in 79.. Big things in store for this band, mark my words

Fuck off pale waves sucks

We think it's garbage pop that's "discussed" only by shills.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Pale Waves. The influence is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of their songs will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Heather’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her lyrics- her musical influence draws heavily from Goth Rock and Shoegaze to Dreampop, and the list goes on. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they’re not just “boppin”- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Pale Waves truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the lyrics in the viral hit sensation “Television Romance”, the lines: “Oh, baby, won't you stop it? You and I haven't got it,” which itself is a cryptic reference to being pursued by someone you have a “television romance” with: someone who you don’t connect with or have feelings for. Definitely something the average PW hater is quite unfamiliar with. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Heather Baron-Gracie’s genius wit unfolds itself on their smartphone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pale Waves tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, pleb.

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What's the IQ-floor to get into post-ironic agothsynth?

Decent song, unfitting video. No, not really, they are just okay. I heard them randomly after I got out of jail for possession of heroin.

Heck yeah my man.
>imagine smoking black tar in the cemetery while listening to Heavenly
Shit m8 I think it's about time for me to jump off the wagon again.

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try jumping off a building

If this ain't the most blatant shilling I'll be fucked. Kill yourself my guy

When I was in high school I turned down the opportunity to smoke opium because I didn't know enough about it. I regret that decision now.

Where do you live? I have O I want to sell

South Carolina, on the coast.

Ah, that's too bad. I'm in scandinavia.

This is disgusting on so many levels

Funky bass

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I will give you my body
But am I sure that you want me
Am I sure that you want me?
I will give you my body
But am I sure that you want me
Am I sure that you want me?

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKK OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SSSHHHHIIIIILLLLS

> doing all that fancy motion
> literally just going down a half step
this is why you can't trust pop musicians

this guy looks like a faggot

he's going up not down

based

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I DONT GET IT THIS IS A POOR MANS 1975 BUT PPL REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THEM
BUT THEY LIKE THIS UTTER GARBAGE
FEMALE PRIVILEGE IS REAL

I prefer clairo but pale waves is really lit lmao

I see you're into indie music, you should check Gus Dapperton out, he's hella cute and has a killer voice

i LOVE him!

Okay, I fuckin listened to them.
It's garbage.

1975 is Duran Duran without the charm, faggot.

Wow he's really unique. Love him, I think I'll listen to him for a long time thanks for sharing my duder

I LOVE DURAN AND 1975

Literally so GROOVY it's impossible not to move your ass around!!!

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If the skinwalkers don't like Pale Waves, I'm out

Heather is GOALS

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I like all 3 and nothing you do will stop me. (I also like legit "goth" music).

>he doesn't think Pale Waves are legit goth music

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>b8 and switch gothic aesthetics to some pop rock garbage
Absolutely disgusting

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This is the most generic shit I've ever heard

This desu

absolute, irredeemable garbage. ffs stop posting them

it's like if an 80s synthpop duo, vocalist from a nu-metal band, and Kelly Osborne got together to make a rip off of The 1975.

This band is literally just a fucking industry plant. How does anyone explain them going on tour when they only had 4 or 5 songs written. They have the sound of the most generic, unoriginal 80's synthpop. This gal dresses up all goth like because they know it'll get them attention and sales. Art-Hoe is the new "in" for fashion, so they are trying to fit the part, all the while, pushing the most boring shit-tier music possible.

what the fuck is this guy's problem

why this dude fucking his guitar

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I think they're okay and I'm starting to enjoy the immense butthurt they raise on Sup Forums.

>GUYS IM VERY SUBTLY TROLLING YOU LOL CANT BELIVE PEOPLE CANT TELL IM BAITING THEM BY POSTING LE IRONICLLY XD

t. petty poptimist

IT'S GROOVY AND FUNKY

wtf i love pale waves now

Even if I was "trolling" now I got you pretty fucking good and you fell for it. You do realize that you dense moron?

*saves goth rock*

THIS

>ywn

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At first, I thought Pale Waves was just another Sup Forums sensation. You know, the typical artfag, urbanite, whathaveyou. I instantly jumped to the conclusion that they were a meme. Boy was I wrong. After hearing Television Romance the first time, everything changed. Seeing Heather's flawless performance in that video set the bar to new heights. After that first viewing, I meticulously learned all I could. Searching youtube, I watched every video back to back. As I type type this right now, The Tide plays dreamily in the background.
Today, with yesterday's sensational release of Heavenly, the bar has once again been set. I look to the future of this band with nothing but a sense of hope and faith that they will continue to reinvent rock and the indie movement as we know it.

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>this level of ironic shilling
We are in too deep.

is there a more AUTHENTIC band out there???

NO

C H V R C H E S

The singer looks like she smells bad.

BRRAAAAPP

This
Sage and report all Pale Waves shill threads

No it actually belongs to Young The Giant.
Studio Version
youtube.com/watch?v=YvqQ4lvR_Po
Out In The Open
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When an electro goth clash poop pop Cure Ripoff can before almost as good or better in an acoustic setting, then come talk to me.

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this is my favorite goth song

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Nice meme.

Love emo girls

You obviously have either never heard Duran Duran beyond some hits, have never heard The 1975's two albums, or both if you actually think that

Honestly this. If the threads are posted by shills, it's funny cause I'm sure by now they can see it just causes a flood of angry Sup Forums nerds to bark at it. If it's posted by Sup Forums nerds looking for lulz, that's sad like this site usually is

On the band themselves, Heavenly is the weakest song of their ones so far IMO (that or My Obsession), but holy shit – the girl's eyes in that video. My god, where are the .gifs of that gaze instead of the eye-rolling one that's posted all the time?!

>tfw youre the one who started Pale Waves Posting and its now become this
not sure how to feel

>finally listen to this band on youtube after all these faggots talking it up as a goth revival
>it's a mid-tier iheartradio-payola pop song

really

>this thread is still alive

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>That corporate shill that pretends to not like Pale Waves because they refuse to sell out
The absolute state of Sup Forums rn baka

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Chicks with dicks

Would you?

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CAPTAIN GINYU'S THE NAME!

where'd you get this bro

She does have a decent ass i'll say that

Labels known these fucking le ironic baiting retards will do anything to get a reaction out of people. They just have to shill once, these retards do the rest for free.

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bump

I can't stand this cunt's face.

grieving in the dark
lying on its side

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You're the definition of a geebag.

After hearing them pop up increasingly I decided to check them out for myself.
I realised two things.
1) Pale Waves are very very mediocre. And that is being generous.
2) I had to have a massive shit.
The sounds I made grunting and pushing that monster out combined with the splashing of huge chunks of fecal matter into the toilet bowl sounded better and more original.
So in conclusion, my shit sounds better than that generic trash.

you are all retarded.
we can't ironically pretend we like something to make fun of it because 50 retards take it serious and see it as an opportunity to be recognized by their *amazing* music taste.
they are bad, we know they are bad, and they are an industry plant. We're making fun of how bad they are by pretending we fall for this shitty corporate shilling that is their music videos.
fucking retards always need to be spoon fed.
inb4 "I REALLY DO LOVE THEM AND I WANNA FUCK GOTH GIRL" inevitable ironic reply.

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I really do love them and wanna fuck the goth girl

>they are bad
>we know they are bad
>they are an industry plant
t. butthurt muggle with shit taste

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Ironic shilling is still shilling.

Sad to see you don’t take quality seriously. This post irony shit is ruining music

what, are we supposed to congratulate you on your self-indulgent unfunny horseshit? you meta faggot, go jerk off to tim and eric

HOLY FUCK WHY DO YOU LOSERS CARE ABOUT WHETHER AN ARTIST IS AN INDUSTRY PLANT OR NOT IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER IF THEY HAVE CORPORATE BACKING THIS ISNT THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT ITS JUST FUCKING MUSIC

>Mfw Pale Waves is the new Grimes

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>losers
>while yelling on an imageboard to no one in particular

lel *sips tea*
(You)

Shut the fuck up you lunatic.

FUCK

he's shit posting but this is actually my experience. i think im a faggot unironically

Your idea of "fun" is a bit like wiping your ass with sandpaper.

I love how mu hypes mediocre pop shit to the heavens just because its a girl.

If this bitch, grimes, lavren, etc., weren't girls, you guys wouldn't even mention it ironically. You wouldn't care about their music at all.

Fucking betas

Grimes isn't bad at all