Lebanon

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>A FUCKING TREE

IT'S LIKE CANADA X1000

We're not as cucked as Canada is

Don't desecrate the Nordic cross with your meme tree, Mahmoud

Is it true that it is really corrupt there?
Do returning Lebanese visitors really need military escorts?

How you doing today?

It's only corrupt in the south, if you keep going up north, its all european-based and christian, and less likely of a war, but if you keep going south you'll encounter military, and poverty, and marijuana farms, and wars

Are you a Muslim?

I know some dudes that moved here from Tripoli back in 2001, they are pretty chill.

Im fine, how are you ?

Aren't there terrorist attacks in the north or is that too rare to care about?

Tree > leaf

No, Christian, and musllims are O.K. here, even though palestinians and syrians caused all of our wars

Why did you steal our flag and put a tree in it?

Bah, I'm an idiot. I meant beirut. Sorry I'm hungover.

>American education

Very rare, living in the north, in Beirut, would basically mean living in little-europe from how white,christian, and european based it is, all the attacks in the south, we cant even have a president because of Hezbollah

I like your women.

Cedar trees are nice though

It's fine, tripoli is just 1-2 hours away from beirut

Are you democratic?
Are you more religious than Turks?
Are refugees problematic?

Yeah, we're pretty famous for how beautiful our women are, how great our food is, and how good our wine is

It's the other way around mate

>not knowing about the bindenschild
U wot m8

Not sure what you mean by that, we dont have a government, you can do whatever you want in this country and no one would care, we arent really religous either, i see muslims drinking arak (levant alcoholic spirit) all day, and refugees are sort of a problem, they roam the streets, and ask for money and they wont back off, and damn you with a quranic verse, but theyre not as dangerous as they are in sweden and germany, plus we deported mass amounts of refugees to europe everyday

Are you a UN soldier?

No, but there were volunteers from the UN during the war between israel 1980-2006

how is the life now there?

Why would you put A FUCKING TREE in the middle of the best flag?

It's alright, you should come over and try our wine, this summer theres going to be a music festival with popular bands from all over the world, so it'll be fun

It's a nice tree

Fuck off you faggot. You are like the Canada to Denmark.

Fuck off Austria. It is our flag.

Thanks for the flag.

Why are you triggered ?

I wish I could, but right now I'm busy.
>you should come over and try our wine
I actually did once, it's not bad. For sure it doesn't have too much sulfite which many european wines have but It had strange taste of iron... like rust...

You're most certainly welcome

kys

Yeah our country is in poor conditions, not as top-tier as european wine, but still its good

It's just a tree, a christmas tree for a christian country too

Any christians left or have the mudslimes kicked out/killed all of them?

I didn't said it tasted worse than any european country wine, it just had a strange rusty taste, i've never tried nothing like that
it was Ksara or something

>flag
Nice try, Lebanon.
Here's your real flag.

Also, i heard you guys are getting sick of muslims and their hijinx. Is this true?

Hey neighbor, wish we can be allies with your country, but palestinians and syrians had to ruin it all, theres still a wide majority of christians in the north, so no muslims have fully taken the country yet

Are christian Lebanese having a lot of kids?

Must've been arak, arak is very strong and has a rust flavor to it
Yeah we are pretty tired of the muslims, like hezbollah, we didnt even have an offfical government for years because of hezbollah, and muslims were the prime cause of all of our wars

Here's your real flag too

What is the general opinion on Hezbollah amongst your Christian population? They seem to be the most based bunch of Muslims to me, but I don't have to live with them.

Muslims are a majority in Lebanon according to wiki

Probably not, theyre all in Australia or france

>arak
probably, yes

Lebanon is pretty much a puppet state to Hezbollah, we cant even have an official government, nor president

How does it feel to be the master race?

salut, ca va ?

True, but they are evenly split between Sunni and Shia who tend to hate each other more than other religious groups.

wrong

Based Lebanon bringing the banter

Haha, sorry for the bants german bro, germany is a good trade country for lebanon, lots of our technology is from germany, especially since bmw,audi,and mercedes, are the most common cars in lebanon, 70s-90s too, this whole country is stuck in the 90s for crying out loud

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fuck off u jewish cucksucker without them u wouldnt event exist u forget all these Corrupted paties and just talking shit about your protectors , fucking christians fags

The 90s weren't so bad. But I think you mean technology-wise.

White christian lebs are pretty aryan
Yep, lebanese people have some good banters haha
bonsoir! ca va bien, et toi?

>54% muslim

hello, i was in beirut recently

what do you think is going to happen to the old holiday inn, in the end?
what is the army doing there? when i was there, there were lots of army trucks parked in and around the building.

Go allahu-akbar city-complex please
And yes, all of our technology is still stuck in the 90s, you can get a new mercedes from 1990 for like the equivalent for 5K USD or even cheap

My family is from the Beqaa.
Sunni, but lovely people.

I miss that country.

A FUCKING TREE

How was your stay in beirut ?
And i'm not sure, there could be military, possibly because there were major threats, or government escort, the last time i was in a mall in tripoli, i saw a guy who threatened to blow himself up with a strapped suicide vest on him, and he had one on him, so military responded quickly and shot him before he blew himself up, so theirs military there so no one can cause damage

My car is a 20 year old VW Golf. It's in the repair shop often, but they always tell me to keep it, because they don't make them like that anymore.

Are you a Christian or Muslim?

Beqaa is alright, im from beirut, lebanon wasnt what it used to be anymore

Aryan? In what way?

My point is that all major cultures of history have a major J2 component in them. Phoenicians, Jews, Assyrians, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, and so on. And the origin of J2 is in Lebanon.

VW's are nice, my friend drives a 89' mercedes sedan, it still smells like a new car and the leather isnt torn-up, and has a german republic flag as a bumper-sticker, and still a nice wooden interior
Christian

Nice. Orthodox or Catholic?

How to make Lebanon great again?

We're pretty white-based, living in beirut is like living in europe, most of our women have white-skin and christian and we have great alcohol and wine

Enjoying your Syrians much ?

Are you against Hezbollah or something

Catholic
>78812402
No way to make it great again sadly, but we are deporting lots of the refugees which is good, and starting some progress with the government

Not really
I dont have an opinion on them, it's whatever

You can laugh, but it's actually a biblical symbol

Most likely Maronite you fucking leaf

I don't remember exactly, but isn't he muslim population split pretty evenly between Sunni and Shia? Are the Shia's more based? Are Sunni's the ones causing more problems? I don't remember exactly, it's been ages since I've been to Lebanon. Where in beirut do you live, I used to live in Ras.

Why is Christian Lebanese women singing in praise about Islamic militants?
youtube.com/watch?v=pdZgkGI5h0A

Do you guys both really hate Israel that much?
Why can't Lebanon inspire a based Christian-Muslim coalition against Israel?

How do I get a Lebanese gf?

Are you muslim ?

Be either White or Lebanese
t.Half Lebanese Half White

I live by hotel-deau
Because our country is screwed up,

>going against Israel

No Arab shitskins can stop the mighty Jewish state

Unless she's muslim of course, its a different story, I assume youre asking about christians

Buy her shawarma w/ frenchfries and fanta
No

What if I'm ethnically Indian?

Kifa l welde?

My bad didn't read.
I work with 2 of your people. Good ones. The problem with lebanon is the fact that only 1/3 of the population deserves to live.

Better be friends with her dad and her then

She will most likely tell you to ethnically stay away, but she'll be nice about it

Be a rich Arabfag

I lived in Saudi Arabia for a year, all the rich sheikhs there had several Lebanese girlfriends (all insanely hot, and young), who would spend all day in their yachts, when they aren't holidaying in London/Paris, spending their rich boyfriend's money on shopping sprees

Hamdellelah, kifak inta kmen ? Inshallah mneh
Yeah, lebanese are good people, we're the only moderate arab country with some culture, life was better when you colonized us and occupied us

They're eternally mad we didn't allow them to slaughter all kebab in 1982

What if I have lots of ₪ ₪ ₪ ₪

If you're in Australia, get her a Halal Snack Pack

I've been to KSA before, it was terrible, saudis are extremely ignorant and believe they'll get rich without intelligence