BREXIT FAIL-YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE UK BTFO ITSELF?

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vox.com/2016/6/24/12024634/brexit-supporters-regret-vote
people.com/article/brexit-voters-regret-uk-leave-eu
time.com/4381464/vote-leave-regret-referendum/
theweek.com/speedreads/632139/some-brexit-supporters-now-say-already-regret-voting-leave-eu
metro.co.uk/2016/06/24/people-are-already-regretting-voting-to-leave-the-eu-heres-what-they-told-us-5965067/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/im-full-of-regret
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/leave-voters-changed-minds-voting-8275841
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-backers-change-vote-remain-eu-referendum_uk_576d37f9e4b0d25711498bb5
slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/06/24/british_voters_regretting_their_decisions_a_roundup.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658563/Meet-Bregretters-Public-backed-Leave-vote-say-want-STAY-EU-one-admits-didn-t-think-vote-count.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-petition-second-eu-referendum-latest-news-vote-leave-a7104076.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36629533
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-cornwall-issues-plea-for-funding-protection-after-county-overwhelmingly-votes-in-favour-of-a7101311.html
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shut up britcucks, enjoy your freedoms

They have to activate article 50 but no one will do it as it is political suicide and will break the UK apart. Goodbye norn iron and goodbye braveheart.

These happenings are great.

>believing anything the leftist media says about the leave campaign
Reminder that the day of the vote the leftist media was proclaiming that remain was easily going to win.

Not really surprised. No one actually believed this would happen.

Do you follow this faggot on twitter, OP?

>mfw Northern Ireland gets returned to us

You can't deny this shit. The Brexit side is already backtracking on it's promises and thousands are regretting it like parts of England and Wales and Theresa Villers, the NI secretary.

I don't support the left, I'm just here for the happenings and lulz.

>EU disintegrates
>Ireland pegs their new currency to £
>We own all of Ireland in all but name

Looking forward to it potato, looking forward to it.

>thousands are regretting it
[citation needed]

vox.com/2016/6/24/12024634/brexit-supporters-regret-vote

people.com/article/brexit-voters-regret-uk-leave-eu

time.com/4381464/vote-leave-regret-referendum/

theweek.com/speedreads/632139/some-brexit-supporters-now-say-already-regret-voting-leave-eu

metro.co.uk/2016/06/24/people-are-already-regretting-voting-to-leave-the-eu-heres-what-they-told-us-5965067/

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/24/im-full-of-regret

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/leave-voters-changed-minds-voting-8275841

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/brexit-backers-change-vote-remain-eu-referendum_uk_576d37f9e4b0d25711498bb5

slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/06/24/british_voters_regretting_their_decisions_a_roundup.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658563/Meet-Bregretters-Public-backed-Leave-vote-say-want-STAY-EU-one-admits-didn-t-think-vote-count.html

The petition is by leave voter

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-petition-second-eu-referendum-latest-news-vote-leave-a7104076.html

Here is more from 'based' Wales.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36629533

Another lol

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-cornwall-issues-plea-for-funding-protection-after-county-overwhelmingly-votes-in-favour-of-a7101311.html

Enjoy.

Nah we'll just adopt out own currency

>implying you want those religious heathens

>Not understanding how currencies work

Enjoy the massive disinvestment from Ireland.
KEK

>potatonigger can't into economics

REEEEEEEEEEEE NEVER FENIAN SCUM ULSTER STRONK

NO IS WHAT ULSTER SAYS

Is it going to be backed by potatoes?

I don't get what the cunts on TV are trying to say or why faggots are laughing. What is the point of this blather

What's matter is our plan, brother

j-j-just wait for it

You literally don't need a plan (other than massive tax cuts)

>little to no regulation
>low taxes
>already have a great reputation in business

There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong. Everything will fall into place

its normal to be a little nervous.

top kek

>mfw Gerry Kelly gets curbstomped the moment he steps into Ulster.

I don't get it, what are they talking about? Minister of Sport?

What is wrong with this?
Why would a CAMPAIGN be in charge of the renegotiations? It IS the job of No. 10 to do that.

>leftist media shills sperging out after losing

kek, cry more.

>leftist media websites
>their "proof" that thousands want to leave is a handful of upset people and online petitions that can be created and signed by ANYONE
Your citations are fucking worthless. Stop falling for worthless propaganda.

>india dishonored
How many british journalists cashed in on that incident

Just keep the euro. You are already doing quite well.

Wait until Scotland leaves. Hell, Republic of Ireland could get Scotland to join a Union for epic lulz.

lmao this is amazing

Goes to show that the only reason to vote Leave was MUH FEELINGS

lmao

>we'll just adopt out own currency

Potato crisps? :^)

>britcucks literally unable to handle freedom

Should we colonize them?

I thought the plan was to get rid of the niggers and everything would be fine?

>thousands want to leave
Fuck, I meant to say "thousands of leave voters want to remain"

>Should we colonize them?

Maybe you should free yourself first.

Look how well that's working for the Euro

>little/no regulations

That's why the jobs left in the first place, Thatcher-era.

TOP KEK BRITANNIA

There proof disagrees with you? Do you just ignore it? You sound like a leftist to be honest.

The day after it. Of course they are happy. Wait once the reality steps in. The song is near a end and once it finishes, we all fall down. Either way, I get a good laugh out of it.

this

globalism exists to outsource

don't fall for the "send all your jobs to China" meme like we did.

You should emigrate to Germany. I know learning German will suck, but Germans are kinda crazy about anglos and you will be welcomed here with open arms. Promise.

>There proof disagrees with you? Do you just ignore it?
You claimed that thousands of leave voters regret voting but the only proof you provided is a small handful of people and worthless online petitions. Face it, there's no solid proof that thousands of leave voters regret voting leave.
>You sound like a leftist to be honest.
You sound like a brainwashed shill to be honest.

Plan:
-Build Wall

done.

He doesn't want to get beheaded in the streets though, you bratwurst.

>what is a representative sample
Well he'd move to the States but he doesn't want to get shot at Walmart or at uni or at school or at a night club or in the streets

>Oh no!

>Fuck! We are in trouble, if only we had 2 years to get a proper plan in place

You fucking backward cunts make me laugh, theres a shit ton of negotiations to do first

All of you are genuinely fucking stupid

Can someone in London kill this nigger mudslime? That is almost like a treason.

enjoy slavery by Russians

hahaha

the plan is: fuck you

step 1: send all the immigrants home
step 2: have a party

Just a messer, no need to worry about brainwashing.

There is thousands. Wales and huge parts of England are really poor and without EU funding, they need Westminster to pay the benefits... a Conservative government to pay more benefits, housing and multiple other things. Norn Iron in a worst spot. Labour is broken and useless and will do nothing either. They are done for.

>Farage is literally a cartoon character

Relax m8, Trump is going to sell Israel to the Russians

Right now your plan is to negotiate the exit.
The negotiations will make the rest of your plan.
Is it not obvious enough to you?

The problem is big corporations don't like uncertainties, they will leave fast if you don't act ~ 6 months from now.

Imagine Jaguar or Bentley.

EMPIRE 2.0 when?

Don't worry, remain fags. People with independence usually find a way.

but Boris the Joo York Turk promised tons of pakis and indians to make up for the lack of European Intellectualsl.

at leats hinduism is a religion of peace

>Trump is going to sell Israel to the Russians

Yeah, about that...

None of those are a source on anything.

I bet I could go get quotes from a few people on how they want world war 3 to start. Doesn't mean it's the predominate sentiment

>Look, we interviewed a few people who regret voting leave! We don't have any solid proof that there are thousands more just like them but trust us, we would never lie to you! The media is your friend!
Fuck off, Muhammad.

>country that has government consuming 60% of the GDP giving anyone else economic advice

Oh I am laffing

I want libertarians to go

>I'll dismiss reports when they go against my views, but I'll greedily swallow them like my bf's cum when they support my views. This I call 'critical thinking skills' NOW FEED ME SEMEN

Trump wants to create a "Muslim Israel" in Syria.

I work in finance in london, the day after the referendum everyone was in hysterics

By 2pm, we were acting like nothing happenede

My friendly advice : go full protectionnist in an emergency move before the vultures take your economy greek-style.

How the hell is that a line graph? I'm really confused.

This.

Stop crying, you fucking fags.

>I'll dismiss reports when they go against my views
Show me a shred of evidence that thousands of people regret voting leave.
>but I'll greedily swallow them like my bf's cum when they support my views. This I call 'critical thinking skills' NOW FEED ME SEMEN
Nice strawman, Muhammad.

if you're going to be in charge of something you need to have some plan in place for how you're going to run it.

the real reason for the confusion is, of course, that Leave knew they weren't going be able to prevent immigration or even control it that much but couldn't acknowledge that while campaigning.

plus any plan would follow the huge economic turmoil of their victory which they also knew would follow but also couldn't acknowledge.

>thousands are regretting it

Good thing they won by hundreds of thousands then.

see

They could, uhhhh, just... make a plan. retard

I want retarded socialists to go

Look at Estonia, they blow you cucks out in economic freedom and will have a higher hdi than you in another decade

that's what happens when the cocaine runs out

>muh representive samples! The media never pushes agendas!
Just stop, Muhammad. You globalists lost and no amount of "THOUSANDS REGRET VOTING LEAVE" is gonna change that.

According to the daily mail, 1.1 million leave voters regret their choice.

1.3 million actually

>MEDIA BAD! BEER GOOD! NOW HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS

I wonder why

The vote was ridiculously close. England is permanently divided now. That will not heal.

No politician will go for Article 50 unless they want to commit political side and go down in history for breaking up the UK.

We are getting great happenings out of this though.

>According to the daily mail
this is Sup Forums so some common sense lad

yes I definitely think we should model our economy on former soviet bloc countries.

>thousands
Reminder that brexit won by over a million votes.

I just watched Question Time. the referendum campaign may as well still be happening for all the closure there has been.

>waaaaaah I don't get to make the rest of the country shit-stained like I am

Look I'm a lefty and I supported remain, but ignoring this referendum will just increase the divide and create even more instability.

You guys need to cut your losses and move on. The only way to cushion the blow is to vote Labour.

Nope. The UK is out and there's no stopping it now. You can whine as much as you want, there will be no second referendum and there will be no redaction.

It is fucking over losers. We won.You sound like a bunch of fucking Bernouts scratching for a way for him to win.

>implying Tony's first quote isn't obviously still correct

None of it matters.

We got the Brexit, and that is all that matters.

>WAHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHH! HOW COULD I LOSE?! THIS ISN'T FAIR! REMATCH NOW! THE PEOPLE WHO WON REGRET WINNING, I SWEAR!

THEY CRIED WHEN LABOUR LOST
THEY CRIED WHEN REMAIN LOST

ALL THEY DO IS CRY

>No politician will go for Article 50 unless they want to commit political side and go down in history for breaking up the UK.

Who ever is going to be in charge is getting fucked in the ass, if they go with article 50 then they've just pissed off 48.1% of the uk voters if they don't they've just pissed of 51.8% voters.

The next UK PM can't win.

You know any plan is likely to be changed as negotiations go on. We dont leave for 2 years. It is much smarter politically for the leave side not to bring out a plan a few days after leaving and make a load of promises that may not be kept.

Whats most important is weve left were free from the isolationist, and undemocratic EU and we can make our own future.

This is the start of freedom for the countries of Europe.

Join us brothers.

why is the daily mail saying this though? surely they'd downplay the numbers or not report them at all? are they just shit stirring at this point?

If Remain won, Cameron would be coming out saying that his "deal" with the EU isn't quite what we thought it was.

Plan for what?

Well they seem to be full of shit then

t. Muhammad El Hussain Ali Jihadi

For the UK, million is now that much to be honest but that point was not forgotten.

This referendum campaign after effects will be legendary.

It's a double whammy. Ignore it and that is ignoring the democratic system and democratic vote which is terrible.

Accept it and activate article 50 and the losses will be Scotland and Norn iron along others. To many this is acceptable losses but this will intriguing regardless.