Astros @ Red Sox Gamethread #2

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GOAT commentary team

stros win desu

go Sox

Thats not Steve lyons and Marty Brennemann

>still a lot of baseball left

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New to baseball, is that the Green Monster? Thanks.

OFFICIAL BASED FOOD ITEMS POWER RANKINGS:

1. pic related
2. choco milk
3. cheez its

>that incoming mass

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is picture of land where they sacrifice that one kid and the hijabi ok

Most of my deep hatred of the Red Sox comes from years of having to put up with Bill Simmons and his insufferable Boston homerism. It's like an entire huge, terrible fanbase, like bronies, rolled into one person.

>He's effectively wild.

Morgan was fucking horrible

>chips
>'cheez' its
gross

>the mass in massachusetts

Are they going to pitch to Altuve again? Why?

>Killingly
some of your town names are weird

t. Jew yorker

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Yes. because they feel a false sense of security.

>Lays
>cheez its

mah nigga

unfortunately can't drink choco milk.....lactose intolerant..

I keep switching the channel during ads and forgetting to turn back

Yea Sale is the man and all but maybe get someone going just in case.

that or vinegar, it's a toss up

stop smoking weed

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>he doesn't have mlb tv

I need it for my arthritis.

There are probably more new yorkers in this thread than houstons

Reminder when they don't show a replay the ump got it wrong

I like how sp00ky New England is.

What is wrong with naming your parks after the greatest combat sport champion?

>reddick

Anger management counseling needed

If you keep posting anime girls.

You should watch the movie The Witch.

Especially spooky to watch as a New Englander because all the settings looked so familiar.

>8 bit radar

I've seen it. really good movie.

In before "I CANT UNDERSTAN WHAT THEY SPEAKING

Racist crowd.

That was dirty

this sale guy is really good

>go sit down you fucking manlet

Lots of impotent manlet rage this game desu.

uh so now it's okay Boston fans?

hypocrites much??

Its literally a hurricane

This ump just hates manlets doesn't he?

>altuve chimping out over a clear strike

LMAO imagine if they had bostons strike zone

>boston boo that call earlier cheer now
really make me think

>altuve

All those CRTs...there must be a separate generator to power all of those.

DAYUM S A L E

so every fenway game?

>and you're like,
>and you're like,
>and you're like,
>and you're like,
HIT HIM IN HIS FUCKING TEETH UNTIL HE CAN'T TALK EVER AGAIN

Except that was actually a strike

I didn't expect Boston to put up any fight at all during this series

>For me, it's Chris Sale

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Fuck marry kill:


Kris Bryant

Anthony Recker

The Phillie Phanatic

The Red Sox play in a competitive division. Their record reflects that.

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getting tense

>phuck phanatic
>marry recker
>kill bryant if he hasn't managed to catch a stray bullet from a gang shootout on his own by then

I wonder if I learn how to lipread I can get paid to watch sports and pick up what coaches and players say when they don't cover their mouths correctly.

who put this manlet ump in charge

they cover their mouths when they say anything relevant or important, you'd just be reading bullshit chit chat

wasn't pom pretty good out of the pen last year

please read and response

chris fucking sale

SALE!

SMOKED

CHRIS MF SALE

I've seen cameras catch angles where coaches thought they were being covert but weren't. Mostly in football tho

[audible sounds of choking from the Houston dugout]

what a terrible swing. embarrassing.

>ASSTROS HITTING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>move all aces to the bp
>put shitty pitcher to start every game
>secret weapons come out of the pen for long relief no runs allowed
>win every game
really interesting strategy

yes he was bullying the red sox earlier now he realized the error of his ways now that he can see clearly now that the rain is gone

i am SOLD on the red sox chances

90% "Fuck you"
10% "Fuck me"

ASSTROS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>put shitty pitcher to start every game
>the 2016 cy young winner is now a disposable shitty pitcher

the truth hurts

pd please

I want the sox to win this series so they can get embarrassed by the yanks

>now
he's been shit every season besides 2016 and 2014

given up the most hits and hrs in the AL so yeah

Lol the skeleton's horney

>Darube Standstorm

THANK you

i want the sox to win because they are my team and i always say they're good boys and i want them to win

ur welcome this is why farrell got ejected

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Verlander looking wild

>>marry recker

Why marry Recker and not just fuck him?

he got caught posted on twitter during the game? wtf

>red dick didn't throw it into the crowd this time
well played lad

BUENO

GO BOMBSTON FUCK THE LASTROS

yep while in the bathroom

>Astros can't get the job done

are you sure you want to send sale out there again...