Well?

Well?

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I'd tell him he's about to make Liveleak great again.

Save him, even though he's a complete ass.

Ask for money.

Lend another white man a helping hand. Gotta stick together in dark times.

I would help him up because he's a billionaire.

save him and then kill myself

Offer him to save him in exchange of giving me the VP bid

Ask for money and then pull him up.


T. Chinese

kek

How can he hold his fatass up with such tiny hands? Fake

I'd brake my fucking back saving his life.

His vision must be realized.

> Save him
> Get a nice paying job at the Trump Tower

Noice.

Offer a cigarette.

I am not strong enough to lift a 225lb man
scream like a girl for help.

I'd poo in the loo.

Fucking savage.

Pull him up

Ask him how the fuck he managed to get into that position

Nothing.

Help is for the weak.

is this what it looks like on top of The Wall™?

and you'd get a thanks and maybe a hug

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"The wall doesn't need to be THAT high"

>Help Trump
>He offers you money
>Decline and saying you were just being a decent person
>Trump likes you a lot more now due to how sincere yo are and offers you a fuck load of money

Listen, I'd like to help you up really , its a great thing, im gonna help you in a minute, we dont like falling, we like flying or standing or sitting, we love to help, helping is great, we're gonna do good things ok, tomorrow ill talk to my adviosr about falls and well do great things god bless. thank you for winning. and not falling

"I killed Mufasa"

Well?

Ok but there's a chance that I will get more and helping him costs me nothing.

Help him build the wall.

Help him up, joke that he owes me 100 dollars,.
Possibly get it, if not possibly make the God Emperor chuckle a bit.

I want a Job at Mar A Lago then. Not commuting to NY City

Help him up then give him a blowjob for not being a pussy

Help him lay the last brick

ALLAHU ACKBAR.

Save him. He's a fucking billionaire.

This is a trick

except the risk of falling down

Ayn Rand would be ashamed of you. And you clearly don't understand how this great man works. If you leverage your position why would he be generous after the fact? You've proven yourself a beta if you don't try to extract money before helping.

>pic related

>implying I would use my hands instead of my belt which I could easily release if I were in danger of falling

>quick! grab my belt!

mfw

Too scared of heights to get near him. Too weak to pull that flabby body to safety.

You had a good run, mate.

fpbp

what the fuck is this? shills are out in full force today

Throw a coin.

>Save him. He's a fucking billionaire.
Yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but I'm also about 90% confident that anyone who saved his life would walk away from it with at least a six-figure reward, and nine figures is in the realm of possibility.

Also, while I don't think he'd be a good president, I also think he'd be a less horrible president than Hillary.

Help him up.
Help him up.

>Anyone that doesn't conform to my hugbox is a shill
fuck off, dude. Trumps a shit candidate.

hahaha, Yes, expect gratitude. That's something that is certainly forthcoming.

That will be one million dollars a piece of your daughters ass and a pick of rand paul as the vice president mr trump?

>Trumps a shit candidate.

Thank you for voting for Hillary.
A payment of .05USD has been deposited into your paypal account
Keep up the good fight :DDD

Risk my life to save the god emperor, what kind of faggot bitch would i be if i didnt help?

He could throw me off if he thought it would MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

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Didn't say I was voting Hilary, leaf, just said Trump is shit.
Why don't you worry about your own garbage leaders instead

Good little cuck, you know who your masters are.

topkek

Get clear of the area. Traitors have angered President Trump, making him hulk out and grow giant, then begin pulling over their buildings.

Tell him my wish list as I save his life.

I'd lie down so my body and legs were on the building and only my arms were protruding out
id say "hold onto my arms!" and then when i put littel effort into holding trump id let him slowly slip off and fall all the while shouting "I CANT HOLD HIM, I CANT HOLD HIM" for the benefit of anyone in earshot
after he falls to his squishy death, id be all morose and sad and talk to people about how i feel bad about not being able to save but deep inside id be thinking ...teehee...!

>implying you're not poor2gal to afford one.

This is "LE DRUMPF XDDD" level of memeing, it's retarded dull shit. As expected of shills.

I don't care if someone doesn't like Trump, but at least spare us your unfunny circlejerk.

You guys have a very thin skin.

high five with both hands

>Trump hanging onto a ledge
>user randomly visiting a NY rooftop
>pulls it up, its a cardboard Trump
>Donald steps out from behind a column and says you passed the test.

No, he would need to give me money before i lift him up.
I support trump, but i support myself more.

I would help him up.

I'm not a murderer, gee Bill.

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ironic

Ask for money

spit on his face

>he makes you give the cardboard trump back

it should be mine, i saved it :(

Give my life for his

Noice.

I would use my hammer for this jew too.

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I support Trump but that canuck was fucking hilarious desu

>this thread again

>same responses

Totally not a shill thread

I would extend my hand down to help Mr Trump to climb back up to safety. As I reach down with my open hand he suddenly lets go, his eyes brimming with a confidence that simply confuses me as my heart stops dead in my chest.
As he fast approaches the ground a troop of cherubim burst forth from the heavens and guide Mr Trump safely to the ground.

>mfw

Have a sense of humor. Dangit.
Well, unless you're his wife's son...

>You guys have a very thin skin.
SHILLS EVERYWHERE
THE THREAD IS BEING SLID

Don't worry, most posters are underage fuccbois that can't even vote.

>All that hard work in the gym finally pays off.
Use all of the functional strength I have to lift Donald to safety.
It wouldn't be easy because he is a big guy but I'd kill myself before I dropped him.

Kek blesses your answer

>I have to meme about killing trump for this place not to be a circlejerk
lmao

not really its the thread equivalent of that ugly dude wearing the 'make donald drump again' hat. who else makes threads about that beyond shills

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Give me a small loan of $1m

Save him, make sure the whole thing has loads of publicity. I wouldn't ask for money because I wouldn't need to. I would benefit moniterily.

Using fame and fortune I would go on talk shows and discuss Soros as if he were my friend, but in doing so I would be explaining to everyone just how powerful he is, and his cultural campaigns.

I would often say "hmmm, damn, really makes you think"

Man, you don't survive in business by openly failing to reward people who bring major benefits your way.

If you're that much of a dick that you wouldn't offer a hearty reward to someone who saved your life, with no professional obligation or paycheque, you wouldn't have a lot of people willing to do business with you.

for you.

>says yes
>next day you disappear and are killed
>no one cares because, after all, you're just some spic
>Trump starts a military charity in your name

Help him up

Have a grateful bazzilionare friend to hang out with

I do have a sense of humor that's why I think this thread is really dumb lmao

I'm just replying to this because I'm legitimately interested in what you'll say next

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Ohhh, ow, ow, ow. My ego and pride, you really hurt me with your scathing four letter buzzword.

Also
>masters (plural)
>Trump is a single person

I don't expect much from an american but obviously you want to keep america shit so the next generation is even shittier than you, and you look good by comparison.

Go dye your hair.

LONG LIVE THE KING

I always wanted to step on the persons fingers like in the movies.

I'll respond when you actually have something to say m80

At least in this case we can explain why he's hanging off the ledge: there was a shekel

Regardless of whether we help him up, we'll never stop hearing about how six million jooz fell off that building